This is the 5000th thread in User Threads

[DiamondtrimSlim]

[vitriol]

Pull up into the car park of the local leisure centre and see a fire engine in the car park can't see any sign of a fire so carry on into the building and see the entire fire station playing 5 a side....Tax payers money LADS

[Fiolett]

Ahaha who'd you ask?

[DiamondtrimSlim]

Ahaha who'd you ask?

Just Lindzii tbh though I do remember scouting you before.

[DiamondtrimSlim]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. CLOSE SHAVE LAD.

[LoserDust_]

[Schadenfreude-]

Yaaaay.

Slim Trim Kim Jim!

[r-x-a]

Good job catching the 5000 spot!

[DiamondtrimSlim]

Yaaaay.

Slim Trim Kim Jim!

Yaaaay.

Vanna Sanna Kanna Vagina! I see you stopped stalking me on tinychat and now stalk me on here lasso?

Good job catching the 5000 spot!

Cheers. I was pretty happy with my SherLAD Holmes skills as well.

[r-x-a]

Lol. DO I know you though?

[Schadenfreude-]

Yaaaay.

Vanna Sanna Kanna Vagina! I see you stopped stalking me on tinychat and now stalk me on here lasso?

Whenever I go you're not there.

No one is there!

Are you there now?

[DiamondtrimSlim]

Lol. DO I know you though?

Probably not. I don't post much outside of Sports nowadays. In fact, I haven't been posting much at all lately, been ultramega busy and that. Plus I'm old and grumpy tbh.

[r-x-a]

I think it's also because TS is growing boring /: I'm never in sports :P

[DiamondtrimSlim]

Whenever I go you're not there.

No one is there!

Are you there now?

I was on last night and the night before. It gets lively around 2am-ish our time. Not going on tonight though, just so I can punish you for being disloyal to me tbfh.

[DiamondtrimSlim]

I think it's also because TS is growing boring /: I'm never in sports :P

I don't think it's boring as such, the quality has gone down a bit (but it's a teen forum so quality is the last thing I expect) the people have changed a little I guess but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Are you new-ish then?

[r-x-a]

No, I've been around for 4 years, just so many new accounts ! I just started using the boards like September

[LoserDust_]

oh slim you're so above us all.

[Ollie_94]

[Schadenfreude-]

2 am?

Fuck that.



Wayyyyyyyyy past your bed time. Slim Trim

[DiamondtrimSlim]

No, I've been around for 4 years, just so many new accounts ! I just started using the boards like September

The boards are the only place I know so yes you are new!