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    Default Why do guys wear long shorts?

    I never got that. I mean girls wear shorter shorts. Both feel the heat of summer wen it comes. why don't they wear shorter shorts too?

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    Shorts above the knees=Instagay.

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    Longer shorts are smarter, imo.
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    i wear shants

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    Longer shorts leave less room for malfunction and general social awkwardness.

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    3/4 pants i call them not shorts :P
    i wear shorts that end mid knee alot of older guys here wear short shorts *shivers*
    sooo grosss!

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    y is it socially not rite?

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    My guy friend wore really tight short shorts out the other day.

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    Longer shorts mean more room for XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chocolate_Charmer View Post
    Shorts above the knees=Instagay.
    so much this

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    I used to know a guy who wore his shorts like down to right above his ankles.
    Then he would get pissed when people asked why he was wearing capri's


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    Quote Originally Posted by someone93lovesu View Post
    I never got that. I mean girls wear shorter shorts. Both feel the heat of summer wen it comes. why don't they wear shorter shorts too?
    Do you really want to see guys hairy-as-hell legs? Or what about when that skinny, pasty white boy blinds you with his amazing hi-liter sticks?

    Guys should never wear anything that goes above the knee. The only exception to this is if he's not wearing pants at all(boxers are allowable down to 3/4 thigh length).

    Personally, I never wear shorts. I'm more comfortable wearing pants.

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    Lol most of my shorts are above the knee. ahah.(Excluding like, athletic shorts. Most of those fall at knee. If not higher I guess though)


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    I'm gay, and I don't even wear shorts that come above the knee.

    Just...no.

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    It's simple: it's so my penis doesn't hang out.
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    Because it looks gay (no offense gay people.)

    Even at the pool, if there is a guy wearing a speedo, he could be sexy as hell, but if I can discern his protruding package through some waterproof spandex then my gaydar goes off.

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    BECAUSE WOMEN HAVE NICE LEGS

    AND MEN... NOT SO MUCH
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    theres this guy in me PE class and he wears short shorts.. i always think god what a homo

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    Becuase during the 90's hip-hop went mainstream and guys stoped wearing short shorts. though I've been seeing lately that short shorts are making a comeback and more guys are wearing them. personally i dont think its gay at all i mean they do look nicer a more sophisticated look at Europe & Australia they been wearing short shorts.

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