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    Default I've Had Sex With My Mom



    This is not a joke. I haven't quite had sex with her but I've had some really hot experiences with her. Here are the two most memorable:

    1. I was getting out of the shower one day and I was hard at the time. I had just stepped out of the shower when my mom comes in, looks at my dick, says "My baby certainly has grown", looks emberassed, and leaves.

    2. I accidentaly stepped into mom's bedroom one day as she was undressing. At the time she was wearing a bra and panties. She looked at me and said "A covered up woman can't be very much fun for a horny teen." She flashed me her tits and said "That should keep you busy for a while." It did.

    Just so you know, Here's what mom looks like:

    - 5'3, brown hair with a touch of grey at the sides, but it's hardly noticeable, 48 years old. She has a great set of 34Bs, an ass to die for, and curves in all the right places. Total MILF. I'd do her.

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    Interesting. Nice to see you put this in comedy.
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    [IMG] [/IMG]Here's a picture of my mom, by the way:

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    Here's Mom's Picture:


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    Quote Originally Posted by caulfield View Post
    Interesting. Nice to see you put this in comedy.
    How you turned my world, you precious thing
    You starve and near exhaust me
    Everything I've done, I've done for you
    I move the stars for no one





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    Heather Locklear...cool!

    Why can't trolls be funny anymore?
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    Lawls
    I thought she had brown hair
    How you turned my world, you precious thing
    You starve and near exhaust me
    Everything I've done, I've done for you
    I move the stars for no one





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    That was not my mom obviously. That was Heather Locklear.

    This is my mom:


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    That is My mom!!

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    You're not funny, entertaining, or even interesting for that matter. Go away.
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    I can't get this picture to upload, but trust me my mom's a MILF!

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    Caulfield, I wasn't trying to to be funny, entertaining or interesting, I just wanted to tell my story

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    A story that includes Heather Locklear as the main actor? Cool story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BonerGuy1234 View Post
    That was not my mom obviously. That was Heather Locklear.

    This is my mom:

    No duh Sherlock.
    Its called sarcasm.
    How you turned my world, you precious thing
    You starve and near exhaust me
    Everything I've done, I've done for you
    I move the stars for no one





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    Quote Originally Posted by caulfield View Post
    You're not funny, entertaining, or even interesting for that matter. Go away.
    exactly.

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    I wasn't trying to be funny entertaining or interesting

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    Then why did you post in comedy?
    How you turned my world, you precious thing
    You starve and near exhaust me
    Everything I've done, I've done for you
    I move the stars for no one





    http://www.teenspot.com/boards/showthread.html?t=618705

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    Cool story, bro.

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    pat on the back for the fail ?

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    That's siiick
    Man, like you need help.
    Call CPS
    haha

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