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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post
    Nobody cares, ho.

    But what?
    Im watching you
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
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    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    Eh, scary?
    "What was the most inspirational thing anyone has ever told you?" "Don't be an idiot, changed my life." - Dwight K. Schrute.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post
    No Ally. Just no.
    Yes Person. Just yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gossip- View Post
    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post
    Eh, scary?
    I like the way you type
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gossip- View Post
    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post
    My dream. LYKE ZOMG.

    Just like on Sunny Philly, we can get rich off of people like Dee and Dennis who buy crack for the first time.

    Then you can enjoy 70 inches of TV and 70 inches of...

    ...
    We'll re-define the American dream.
    Though by living off of crack, I was more referring to when they're about to get whacked by the mob, and Charlie and Dee employ Rickety Cricket to flip their enormous bag of coke, then attempt to double their profits, only to be thwarted by Cricks, who decides to buy drums (aka trashcans).

    Yep. Fairly confident its gonna work.
    Oh, we're also gonna live off of convinience store food, and I'm gonna dish out BJs whenever I feel like it, because I think they're jazzy.

    Hope that works for you, hubby!
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    We'll re-define the American dream.
    Though by living off of crack, I was more referring to when they're about to get whacked by the mob, and Charlie and Dee employ Rickety Cricket to flip their enormous bag of coke, then attempt to double their profits, only to be thwarted by Cricks, who decides to buy drums (aka trashcans).

    Yep. Fairly confident its gonna work.
    Oh, we're also gonna live off of convinience store food, and I'm gonna dish out BJs whenever I feel like it, because I think they're jazzy.

    Hope that works for you, hubby!
    Well, when I want one, I get one. Get it? Got it? Good.

    Cricket, LOL. So many memories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post
    Well, when I want one, I get one. Get it? Got it? Good.

    Cricket, LOL. So many memories.
    It'll be convinient, since we'll be living on a kickass couch or futon of sorts.

    "Hips and nips, baby!"
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gossip- View Post
    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    I know just the futon, of course I have to steal it from my brother first.

    I hope hand-me-downs are ok.

    Ally, GTFO.
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    I'm a bored girl Joey
    I need entertainment NAO!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gossip- View Post
    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    Me too.
    So, pics with t1ts, NAO.

    LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllyLoveBug View Post
    I'm a bored girl Joey
    I need entertainment NAO!
    Joebags and I are planning our married life together; he hasn't the time to entertain you!
    You can crash on our bed sometime.
    I'll be sleeping on the fouton.
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post
    Me too.
    So, pics with t1ts, NAO.

    LOL.
    Your a horny little boy arent you?

    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    Joebags and I are planning our married life together; he hasn't the time to entertain you!
    You can crash on our bed sometime.
    I'll be sleeping on the fouton.
    YAY! I get to sleep with Joey
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gossip- View Post
    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    Joebags and I are planning our married life together; he hasn't the time to entertain you!
    You can crash on our bed sometime.
    I'll be sleeping on the fouton.


    Quote Originally Posted by AllyLoveBug View Post
    Your a horny little boy arent you?



    YAY! I get to sleep with Joey
    Eh, I'd probably be out drinking or doing crack. Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllyLoveBug View Post
    Your a horny little boy arent you?



    YAY! I get to sleep with Joey
    Hands off my (next) husband, bitch!
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post
    Eh, I'd probably be out drinking or doing crack. Sorry.
    Everyone has to crash evenutally then its
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gossip- View Post
    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post

    Oh, we totally do
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    Hands off my (next) husband, bitch!
    We can't share?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndezanne View Post
    That is what I said when the condom slipped off and she pulled it out...lol, it was all stretchy and slimy...looked like a vagina booger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gossip- View Post
    Correction: it took you 20 minutes to find her vagina, not 20 minutes fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    Oh, we totally do


    That reminds me of Clerks 2 with Jay and Silent Bob beside the wall that has spray painted on it: EAT PUSSY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllyLoveBug View Post
    We can't share?
    Absofuckinglutely not.


    Quote Originally Posted by thesearemyshoes View Post


    That reminds me of Clerks 2 with Jay and Silent Bob beside the wall that has spray painted on it: EAT PUSSY!
    Ahaha, I know!
    That's exactly why I said it!
    Oh, Joebags
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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