My Secret Public Journal.

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Apple juice always sounds good and it never is.
Pineapple ftw

[Douchebaguette]

When I was a kid my brother told me apple juice was beer. Needless to say I loved me some apple juice back in the day.

[i-seek-attention]

My dad has a picture of me in a high chair with a beer in my hands. His best friend gave it to me.
Needless to say, coolest middle aged man ever
still
lol

[man_alive]

Apple juice always sounds good and it never is.
Pineapple ftw

I absolutely adore it. It's my alcohol.

[i-seek-attention]

Let's git our drink onnn

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My parents go out boozing often. There is this local retarded guy who also likes to go, but he always orders pop. And then once everyone starts getting roudy and drunk, so does he.

Drunk. On. Pop.

[i-seek-attention]

LOL

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SUP?

[man_alive]

My parents go out boozing often. There is this local retarded guy who also likes to go, but he always orders pop. And then once everyone starts getting roudy and drunk, so does he.

Drunk. On. Pop.

There's something on this.

Whenever I go out with my friends and they all get plastered, I find that I start acting more drunk. It's like I get drunk by osmosis

[i-seek-attention]

It's true.

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I heard that some girls stick their tampons in vodka and then put them up there stinky place. It gets them drunk.

[i-seek-attention]

Yeah, it goes directly into your blood stream so your body can't dilute the alcohol and it's horrible for you. But you get fucked up fast

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LOL THEN THEIR VAGINAS WOULD SMELL LIKE ALCOHOL LOLOLOL

More of you girls should look this up. Just sayin'

[i-seek-attention]

Look what up?

[man_alive]

LOL THEIR STINKY PLACE

[i-seek-attention]

Yeah, speaking of, Joey, you used the wrong kind of their

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LOL THEN THEIR VAGINAS WOULD SMELL LIKE ALCOHOL LOLOLOL

More of you girls should look this up. Just sayin'

Yeah, speaking of, Joey, you used the wrong kind of their

If you mean in the quoted text above, no, I did not.

EDIT: I am guessing you meant the post before this one. Fuuuuck

[i-seek-attention]

No, I meant in the first one where you used the wrong kind of their.

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K.

[i-seek-attention]

Fggt


Thas my bitch plz face.
Not really, is my raise one eyebrow in disapproval face

is disapproval a word?