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    Quote Originally Posted by construct- View Post
    LENINADE is BETTER. Join the Party, Drink LENINADE.



    Yeah you did. I raped Sarah.
    Not sure as to why I am quoting this to be honest. But:

    I will drink some, bitch.
    She was asking for it.
    And: your avatar = amazing.
    “Lately in a wreck of a Californian ship, one of the passengers fastened by a belt about him with two hundred pounds of gold in it, with which he was found afterward at the bottom. Now, as he was sinking - had he the gold? or the gold him?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    Is that you in your avatar?
    You're cute.
    You're definitely gettin' boat sex.
    Yes, it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by screammager View Post
    Not sure as to why I am quoting this to be honest. But:

    I will drink some, bitch.
    She was asking for it.
    And: your avatar = amazing.
    You better. Or the Communists will get you.
    Hell yeah she was. I have a big dick.
    And: that is indirectly saying I'm amazing. Thanks for the compliment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by construct- View Post
    Your name's actually Parker?
    Wow. Now you're gettin' buttsex boat sex.
    Get pumped.
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    I am no longer the object of Guns interest
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    Because you're so Canadian, you make me have several orgasms in a row every time I read one of your posts.
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    Could it be that your Canadian genes have overcome what was thought to be science itself and reproduced solely on Canadianism and awesomeness?
    Feeling Canadian?

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    I wish my name was Parker.
    “Lately in a wreck of a Californian ship, one of the passengers fastened by a belt about him with two hundred pounds of gold in it, with which he was found afterward at the bottom. Now, as he was sinking - had he the gold? or the gold him?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tequila- View Post
    You wish you were Joey
    Everyone does

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasion92 View Post
    I am no longer the object of Guns interest
    I think you severely underestimate how badly I want to fuck guys named Jacob, for reasons I cannot disclose at this time.

    You are very much an object of Guns' interest
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    Your name's actually Parker?
    Wow. Now you're gettin' buttsex boat sex.
    Get pumped.
    Did you just think it was a nickname or something?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wasion92 View Post
    I am no longer the object of Guns interest
    Quote Originally Posted by screammager View Post
    I wish my name was Parker.
    Sorry guys, I couldn't help what my parents named me.

    Edit: Nevermind Jakers. It's me and you!
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    You watched Twilight didn't you, Alyssa?
    “Lately in a wreck of a Californian ship, one of the passengers fastened by a belt about him with two hundred pounds of gold in it, with which he was found afterward at the bottom. Now, as he was sinking - had he the gold? or the gold him?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tequila- View Post
    You wish you were Joey
    Everyone does

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    I think you severely underestimate how badly I want to fuck guys named Jacob, for reasons I cannot disclose at this time.

    You are very much an object of Guns' interest
    I never really liked my name to be honest but this is a plus
    Quote Originally Posted by WanderingCentaur
    Because you're so Canadian, you make me have several orgasms in a row every time I read one of your posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by screammager View Post
    Could it be that your Canadian genes have overcome what was thought to be science itself and reproduced solely on Canadianism and awesomeness?
    Feeling Canadian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by construct- View Post
    Did you just think it was a nickname or something?
    I guess I wasn't paying attention. It would be lame if you were some prepster looking douchebag, but it doesn't appear that that's the case, so its superhawt.

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    You watched Twilight didn't you, Alyssa?
    Fuck that ***gy shit. Like I said, undisclosed reasons.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wasion92 View Post
    I never really liked my name to be honest but this is a plus
    It's kinda common (and all biblical and shit), but the perfect name for moaning. woot.

    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...&id=1261950122
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    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    I guess I wasn't paying attention. It would be lame if you were some prepster looking douchebag, but it doesn't appear that that's the case, so its superhawt.
    Yeah, I'm definitely no prepster douchefag though I may dress like one sometimes.

    How'd everyone like me sporting my new Reptar shirt, new shorts, and new shoes. Boom.

    It's kinda common (and all biblical and shit), but the perfect name for moaning. woot.

    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...&id=1261950122
    TO SHARE!
    Link no work, ma'am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    I guess I wasn't paying attention. It would be lame if you were some prepster looking douchebag, but it doesn't appear that that's the case, so its superhawt.



    Fuck that ***gy shit. Like I said, undisclosed reasons.



    It's kinda common (and all biblical and shit), but the perfect name for moaning. woot.

    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...&id=1261950122
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    Yea i always thought it was a tad to formal for my tests, good to know though!
    Quote Originally Posted by WanderingCentaur
    Because you're so Canadian, you make me have several orgasms in a row every time I read one of your posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by screammager View Post
    Could it be that your Canadian genes have overcome what was thought to be science itself and reproduced solely on Canadianism and awesomeness?
    Feeling Canadian?

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    I'm not the only one that thinks

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    I'm always signed into facebook. Doesn't work still.
    I feel like unlocking
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeGotThemGuns View Post
    Still not working
    Quote Originally Posted by WanderingCentaur
    Because you're so Canadian, you make me have several orgasms in a row every time I read one of your posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by screammager View Post
    Could it be that your Canadian genes have overcome what was thought to be science itself and reproduced solely on Canadianism and awesomeness?
    Feeling Canadian?

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    Hold on. This will be shared.
    One minute.
    I'm not the only one that thinks

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    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Why don't you just send friend requests? You know my name now.
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    DTP WE GOT THEM JUGS

    Drunk pirate, sober pirate, whatever.
    I'm not the only one that thinks

    its safe to say

    you're only hip as in hypocrite

    and critically unacclaimed.

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    Shit. I need to talk to Justin and Tyler in order to discover the path to being a gay.
    “Lately in a wreck of a Californian ship, one of the passengers fastened by a belt about him with two hundred pounds of gold in it, with which he was found afterward at the bottom. Now, as he was sinking - had he the gold? or the gold him?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tequila- View Post
    You wish you were Joey
    Everyone does

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