d.a.r.l.i.n.g. (or, it's spirit crushing, i said!)

[foamhands]

where is my mom?

i don't know. but i do know she is going to sacramento for some religious thing. and i also know there's some alcohol in this house somewhere.

[foamhands]

why is justin timberlake on SNL so much?

i think he secretly wants to be hired. i wouldn't mind.

[foamhands]

this constant state of boredom is straight up murdering my ass.

[foamhands]

i just ate a hotdog in two minutes flat. and now i hate myself. not just for eating the hotdog, but for timing myself.

[foamhands]

symph. #7, 2nd move., LvB = the most suspicious shit ever.

[foamhands]

AHHHHHHHH.

my mom is in sacramento TODAY. what the hell am i supposed to do?! i'm bored! i'm so bored! oh my god, my brain!

[foamhands]

i could go to Chico and buy some rings. oha==ws4;ladah/dfhgadsf. that's an hours drive for RINGS? alone shopping for rings, yeah, gimme dem pimp fingerz.

[foamhands]

hey, do you want to hang out?

[Vats]

Sure!

[foamhands]

why, as a matter of fact, i do!!

[foamhands]

Sure!

want to come over and watch ghostbusters?

[Vats]

If I don't feel like a 60 year old, then yes.

[foamhands]

opening credits.
still shot: back of classroom.
still shot: teacher at front.
still shot: front of classroom.
zoom in on target.
personal music starts.
shot of student.
personal music ends.
professor: "could you kindly turn that music off?"
personal music begins.
target male: "you can hear that?"
personal music ends.
professor: "of course i can hear that! now, can you please make sure your cell phone remains off at all times?"

[foamhands]

today i had a conversation in my mind about what it would be like if we could live in the clouds. one side thinks that the clouds would be the kind of surface that would sink slowly and form fit, sort of like one of those mattresses they advertise on t.v., and the other side thinks that it would be the kind of surface that if you wanted to, you could jump and bounce from cloud to cloud to cloud to cloud until eventually you get nervous about jumping, like in mario, and you fall down a crack of cloudless sky and plummet to your death.

[foamhands]

i am happy i am not her, or that she is not me. although, we are, silently one another.

[foamhands]

hey! i'm the first person that shows up on a google image search of me.

this means i'm famous. in some way. somehow. somewhere.

[foamhands]

my new deodorant smells amazing.

it doesn't taste too bad either.

[Melatonin]

I've always thought clouds would be like those awesome fluffy mashed potatoes.

Also, hello

[foamhands]

oh, my precious little babyfaced dandelion monster!

[Melatonin]

Do you ever wake up covered in crumbs and various bits of food?
And then do you stare at it and think "screw it, I'm still hungry"?

No? Me neither
There's a bit of dorito stuck on my elbow that I can't quite lick though.