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  1. 10-25-2008 05:49 PM #1
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    Default your mamas so fat/ugly jokes

    your mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

    you mamas so fat when she walks along the beach the whales come up and sing "we are family"
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  2. 10-25-2008 07:58 PM #2
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    Your moms so fat that every time she walks in high hills she striks oil!

    The second one you posted was old. I heard that when I was in elementry.
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    If you break down the word diet the first syllable is Di. Do you want to DIE?
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    Yo mamma's so fat people run around her for exercise.
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    Your mama is so fat that she is sessile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    If you break down the word diet the first syllable is Di. Do you want to DIE?
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  5. 10-25-2008 09:10 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by dio1989 View Post
    My mom's so fat that every time she walks in high hills she striks oil!
    Quote Originally Posted by dio1989 View Post
    My mama is so fat that she is sessile.
    LOL.
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  6. 10-25-2008 09:29 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnelson101 View Post
    LOL.
    Do you even know what sessile means?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    If you break down the word diet the first syllable is Di. Do you want to DIE?
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  7. 10-25-2008 09:43 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by dio1989 View Post
    Do you even know what sessile means?
    yeah. unlike you.
    oh yeah, your mama's so fat, when she walks down the street in a red swim suit, people stop and say "Hey, Kool-Aid Man".
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnelson101 View Post
    yeah. unlike you.
    It means that your mother is to damn fat to move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    If you break down the word diet the first syllable is Di. Do you want to DIE?
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  9. 10-25-2008 09:51 PM #9
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    Your mama's so fat, she has to shit in the Grand Canyon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dio1989 View Post
    It means that my mother is to damn fat to move.
    LOL. what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnelson101 View Post
    LOL. what?
    Sessile means that you cant move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    If you break down the word diet the first syllable is Di. Do you want to DIE?
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    i guess you didn't see it the first time. here it is again

    Quote Originally Posted by dio1989 View Post
    It means that my mother is to damn fat to move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnelson101 View Post
    i guess I didn't see it the first time. here it is again
    You clearly edited that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    If you break down the word diet the first syllable is Di. Do you want to DIE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dio1989 View Post
    I'm clearly a dumbass.
    lol
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    Yo mama so fat she had to paralell park to get into the dressing room
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    Quote Originally Posted by dio1989 View Post
    The second one you posted was old. I heard that when I was in elementry.
    haha yea so did i

    Your mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.

    Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite
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    Yo mamma so fat and stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl




    Long Time Vet. Back for another go.
    Let's do this.
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    Your mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale that weighed her.

    An elephant couldn't satisfy your mothers fat ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
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  19. 10-27-2008 04:37 PM #19
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    your mama's so fat she got more chins than the chinese phonebook

    your mama's so ugly when you took her to the zoo they said 'thanks for bringing her back'
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  20. 10-27-2008 08:35 PM #20
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    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
    If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall
    Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry, no, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand, stand by me
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