I Love Everybody (And 101 Other Lies)

[Bitchiness]

Ladies and Gentlemen...
Welcome to the Moulin Rouge...
My Biography...

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carry on then

[Bitchiness]

Well, St Patricks Day turned out to be a big let down
The day was spent waiting around in town for something to do and for people to arrive...
I also got caught with a bottle of vodka by an undercover garda...

[Bitchiness]

Drunken greasy haired boy was sooo annoying...
How the hell did he get my number?

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Well, St Patricks Day turned out to be a big let down
The day was spent waiting around in town for something to do and for people to arrive...
I also got caught with a bottle of vodka by an undercover garda...

hmm st patricks day turned out to be just like any other piss up
normally on TV it looks great over in Ireland

[Bitchiness]

I can't believe I paid a tenner into Redz...
Ugh, total waste of money, and even worse considering I only stayed for an hour at the most...
Idiot pikey boy for not texting me back 'till 4am...
I mean, he must have known I wouldn't still be in town then...

[Bitchiness]

hmm st patricks day turned out to be just like any other piss up
normally on TV it looks great over in Ireland

I mean, it was great as in the atmosphere was brill...
And everyone is all dressed up their green and face paints and all that...
I think I just built up the day a bit too much and it didn't live up to my expectations...

[Bitchiness]

I'd love to just get into his mind and know what the story is...
I mean, we both know it's just a sex thing...
But I'd love to know if he actually likes me more than the other girls...

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I mean, it was great as in the atmosphere was brill...
And everyone is all dressed up their green and face paints and all that...
I think I just built up the day a bit too much and it didn't live up to my expectations...

yeah i know what you meen. i did that when i went to see i am legend, i had the idea in my head that it was going to be the best film of all time. man was i wrong

[Bitchiness]

That's the last time I ever Bebo him if he's just not gonna reply...

[Bitchiness]

yeah i know what you meen. i did that when i went to see i am legend, i had the idea in my head that it was going to be the best film of all time. man was i wrong

You just went drinking for the day did ya?

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basically
i might go over to Ireland sometime to check out the real st patricks day

[Bitchiness]

I wonder if K is thinking of me...

"You go back to her... And I go back to black"

[Bitchiness]

basically
i might go over to Ireland sometime to check out the real st patricks day

It's definitely something...
I'v never seen so many people on the streets before...
It's so much fun, everyone is just so happy and so locked...

[Bitchiness]

I want K to tell Pikey about our night...
Cos that's what Pikey said in my quiz...
"It's obligitary for my girlfriend to get along with my friends"...
And I do!
So...

[Bitchiness]

He obviously scored last night...
Cos he didn't text me...
Don't think he got laid though...
Cos he was on Bebo this morning...

[Bitchiness]

I'm actually kinda skinny right now...
And I thought vodka was fattening?

[Bitchiness]

I love shagging him...
But then why did I text him last night when I wasn't even randy?

[Bitchiness]

i think there's something different about him but I can't put my finger on it...

[Bitchiness]

Pros: He is out-going, I love a man in uniform , he's funny sometimes, he has a car, he has a job and therefore money, he has his own place we can shag in, likes drinking just as much as I do,

Cons: Not goodlooking, commitment-phobe, never calls, doesn't care about 'me', is from the country (And acts like it and dresses like it), lies instead of just being honest, would rather drink with his mates than with me,