I kicked my cell phone because the voices told me to.. Funny!! READ

[angryhippo]

i did the macarena with a phone beacuse im sexy and do what i want

[vicarofdibly]

I kicked a mexican Because im sexy and do what I want. :s

[thedna]

I smoked my brother because I hate my family.

[GangstaMonkey]

i loved chuck norris because im sexy and i can do wat ever i want 0_0

[Deshiz]

i played with my brother cuz the voices told me too...
no not those voices again!!!

[Mikki_55]

I did the macarena with a baseball bat, Because im sexy and do what I want

[Hypaxx]

I yelled at a noodle because that's how I roll.

=]

[nascar_babe]

i murdered a llama because i was drunk

[TehSmiley]

I had lunch with your mom because I was high.
rofl

[Courtney235]

i loved a Mexican because seomone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

lolz

[angel_baby207]

I did the macarena with my best friend's boyfriend because I was high.

[cloudf762]

i had lunch with a cell phone because im sexy and get to do what i want

[Mollybear14]

Pick the month you were born in:
January--i kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because i cant control myself

Put the phrases together, type the phrase in the subject box, and put it in the comment box. I love seeing the diffrent ones LOL!!

Oh yeah well: I ran over a gangster because I was High!!!!!! What now? lol

[strawberrycakes]

I murdered a fork because I was drunk
O_O;

[LaydeeLovely]

i loved a spoon because im sexy and do what i want

lol (kinda true) heheehe lol

[LaydeeLovely]

lol that waz quite fun lol

[thatguy118]

I smoked a homeless guy because I hate myself.

Sounds like a normal Tuesday to me.

[xxTehLoser]

I kicked a Mexican because I'm NOT homo sexual. and FooledGeek.. you have the same birthday as me.

[shorteeeeee12]

I smoked a ninja becuase i was high!!!

[polska_girl]

I smoked my sister because I was high.

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