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  1. #381
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    I TALKED TO MY TOES BECAUSE I WAS LONELY
    IS THAT A PROBLE LOL
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    I am me

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    I smoked my neighbor because im sexy and do what i want?

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    i ran over a gangster cause im sext and i do wat i want to do

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    i kicked a spoon because im sexy and do what i want

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    I smoked my neighbor because that's how I roll o.o

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    I ran over a lhama because I'm sexy and do what I want.

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    I choked on your mom because I was drunk.

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    lol, I choked on a banana because i was high

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    i smoked my dog because im NOT a homosexual

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    I kicked my Neighbor because the voices told me to

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    i sang to you're mom because im not homosexual
    lol

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    I had lunch with my sister because i'm cool. Thats kinda lame.

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    I yelled at an ipod because I was high

    Lol never got high and don't plan to!!

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    I played with myself because I am NOT homosexual.

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    I yelled at a spoon because Im sexy and do what I want

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    i yelled at a baseball bat cause am sexy nd do wat i want xxx

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    I yelled at a permanent marker because I was drunk. xD

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    I danced with a squirrel because I'm sexy and do what I want.

    O.o sexy squirrel rave dance party!
    Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names..

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    I kicked chucknorris because I was drunk
    Baby there you go,
    Makin' me love you,
    Yeah I stopped using my head,
    Let it all go,
    Got you stuck on my body like a tattoo,
    And now I'm feeling stupid crawling back to you,
    So I cross my heart and I hope to die.

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    "I loved an i-pod because I was drunk"

    nope, sounds like my everyday behavior.
    Sometimes I wonder why I'm here. Other times I wonder whether I would want to be anywhere else.

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