I TALKED TO MY TOES BECAUSE I WAS LONELY
IS THAT A PROBLE LOL
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05-15-2012 07:56 AM #381
I am me

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06-12-2012 08:36 PM #382Registered User
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I smoked my neighbor because im sexy and do what i want?
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06-20-2012 01:48 AM #383Registered User
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i ran over a gangster cause im sext and i do wat i want to do
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07-03-2012 12:55 AM #384Registered User
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i kicked a spoon because im sexy and do what i want
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07-03-2012 05:47 PM #385Registered User
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I smoked my neighbor because that's how I roll o.o
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07-07-2012 10:20 PM #386Registered User
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I ran over a lhama because I'm sexy and do what I want.
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07-31-2012 01:47 PM #387Registered User
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I choked on your mom because I was drunk.
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08-05-2012 11:24 PM #388Banned User
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lol, I choked on a banana because i was high
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08-08-2012 11:49 PM #389Registered User
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i smoked my dog because im NOT a homosexual
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08-09-2012 03:52 PM #390Registered User
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I kicked my Neighbor because the voices told me to
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08-14-2012 10:57 PM #391Registered User
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i sang to you're mom because im not homosexual
lol
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08-15-2012 12:15 AM #392hi
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I had lunch with my sister because i'm cool. Thats kinda lame.
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08-16-2012 03:19 PM #393Banned User
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I yelled at an ipod because I was high
Lol never got high and don't plan to!!
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08-20-2012 12:21 PM #394Registered User
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I played with myself because I am NOT homosexual.
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08-20-2012 02:43 PM #395Registered User
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I yelled at a spoon because Im sexy and do what I want
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08-23-2012 02:55 AM #396Banned User
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i yelled at a baseball bat cause am sexy nd do wat i want xxx
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08-23-2012 09:56 PM #397Registered User
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I yelled at a permanent marker because I was drunk. xD
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08-26-2012 03:46 PM #398
I danced with a squirrel because I'm sexy and do what I want.
O.o sexy squirrel rave dance party!Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names..
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09-12-2012 02:53 PM #399
I kicked chucknorris because I was drunk
Baby there you go,
Makin' me love you,
Yeah I stopped using my head,
Let it all go,
Got you stuck on my body like a tattoo,
And now I'm feeling stupid crawling back to you,
So I cross my heart and I hope to die.
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09-13-2012 07:10 PM #400
"I loved an i-pod because I was drunk"
nope, sounds like my everyday behavior.Sometimes I wonder why I'm here. Other times I wonder whether I would want to be anywhere else.


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