check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 65% Retarded...BULLSHIT!

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.
haha went up my nose
2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.
nope just up
3. [ ] You have walked into a door
no
4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
chyea
5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.
no
6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs
yeahh
7. [ ] You have jumped off something.
yeah
8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.
no
9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
no
10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
nope
11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.
yeag
12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
kinda
13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
nopes
14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
nope
15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
nope
16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
to get my bagel out it was hott
17. [ ] You have played with fire.
no
18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
yeah
19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
no
20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
nope
I'm 40% Retarded..[/quote]

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1. [x ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x ] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ x] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ]x You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ]x You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 80% Retarded lol

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1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [x] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

I'm 65% Retarded lol

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Maybe for once it's not about the happy ending,
Maybe it's about the story.

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 65% Retarded Lol

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Classy & Fabulous
-marilyn monroe

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Im 95% Retarded.
haha.

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LightItUpForYou.
LetMeTellYouWhy,
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1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.
(many, many, many times too)

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door
(I always do..)

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs
(sadly but true)

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
(been there done that)

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
(just stupid)

13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
(i did that this morning lol)

17. [x] You have played with fire.
(how on earth did you think i got the name. matchbox?!)

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [x] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
(i'll admit it...)

haha 95% lmao

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1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

60%

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60%

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.
yes countless times
2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.
yea :S
3. [ ] You have walked into a door
no
4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
yea
5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.
no
6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs
yes
7. [ ] You have jumped off something.
yes
8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.
yes
9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
yes (doesn't do anything :p)
10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
yes
11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.
yes
12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
no
13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
no
14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
yes
15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
no
16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
no
17. [ ] You have played with fire.
yes
18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
yes
19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
no
20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
mm no lol

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But if you must lie, lie in the arms you love.
If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
If you must drink, drink in the moments that take your
breath away..

~*My Immortal~*

Yeh wot Bullshit! U should blatently b 100% retarded


1. [X] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [X] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [X] You have jumped off something.

8. [X] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [X] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [X] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer

I am 40% Retarded haha

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Rows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

I'm 40% retarded.

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~ Walter Winchell

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1. [x ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ x] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ x,i was blindfolded] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ x,sadly yes] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer

i'm 45% retarded lol

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~Alisha~

You're Beyond Retarded, You Cant Spell

Mmm hmmm & what can i not spell?

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Rows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way

[quote=OC_CHiiCK;9878909]check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded
QUOTE]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Rows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

^^^^^That was retarded lol

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

45% retarded..eh it could be worse

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