My life is a CATASTROPHE survey:

Bold the catastrophic things you have been through that are on this list. At the end, you can put: I have lived through___________out of these 50 catastrophic things.

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through _______ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

__________________
love is like lightening.
you get struck once
and baby it kills. </3

"old enough to know better
young enough not to care."

have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

__________________

Maybe for once it's not about the happy ending,
Maybe it's about the story.

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through _15______ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through ___23____ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

__________________

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

__________________
I love you yet I hate you its like I want to throw you off a cliff and then run really fast to the bottom and catch you.

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through 19 out of these fifty catastrophic things.

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through ___27____ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

__________________

My life is a CATASTROPHE survey:

Bold the catastrophic things you have been through that are on this list.

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut <<<---It Wasnt Horrible, Just Wasnt Used To Havin My Hair Short
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change <<<I Got Sent To The Office
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived throug 21 out of these fifty catastrophic things.

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tail bone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through ___16____ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

__________________

Never lie,steal,cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in the arms you love.
If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
If you must drink, drink in the moments that take your
breath away..

~*My Immortal~*

My life is a CATASTROPHE survey:

Bold the catastrophic things you have been through that are on this list. At the end, you can put: I have lived through___________out of these 50 catastrophic things.

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through __alot_____ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through 18 out of these fifty catastrophic things.

__________________
'Ya ain't supposed to get old.'
-Feck, River's Edge
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
2. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
Losing my keys
Being locked out of my one car/house
Losing a loved one
Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
Having my crush see me with no makeup
Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
Getting a hickey
Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through _28_ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

__________________

give up on someone

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through ___20____ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

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How do you make it bold like that????????

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Bombing for peace, It's like fucking for virginity.

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through __14__ out of these fifty catastrophic things.

I have lived through:

1. A car accident Small one.
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

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My life is a CATASTROPHE survey:

Bold the catastrophic things you have been through that are on this list. At the end, you can put: I have lived through___________out of these 50 catastrophic things.

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through __28_____ out of these fifty catastrophic things

I have lived through:

1. A car accident
2. Major Surgery
3. Getting lost in a big store
4. Having someone wear the same dress as me at prom
5. Splitting my pants in public
6. Throwing up in public
7. Peeing my pants in public
8. Leaking on my period in public
9. Spitting all over someone special
10. A snake bite
11. A spider bite
12. Getting a horrible haircut
13. Getting a horrible hair coloring done
14. Stepping in dog poo and having it on my shoe the whole day
15. Having a picture taken with spinach (or any other icky food) in my teeth
16. Having a bird fly overhead and poop on me
17. Being told to go F*ck myself
18. Having gum stuck in my hair
19. Walking in on my parents 'doing it'
20. Walking in on ANYONE 'doing it'
21. Burning a body part of me with my straightener/curling iron
22. Farting in front of my crush
23. Slipping in the middle of a highly populated area
24. Being caught dancing (and possibly singing) in my underwear
25. Breaking the dress code..then having to go home and change
27. Changing a baby with an upset stomach's diaper
28. Running from an angry bee, then having him catch and sting me
29. Wearing a white shirt on a rainy day...then getting soaked
29. Having my thong hang out all day without knowing it
30. Having my skirt tucked into my panties all day without knowing it
31. Talked rudely about someone only to realize they were right behind me
32. Getting caught using profanity by an authoritative figure
33. Getting caught taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
34. Getting caught stealing money
35. Getting caught puking after a rather drunken night
36. Getting caught with drugs 'in my pocket'
37. Being spit on by an enthusiastic animal
38. Losing my keys
39. Being locked out of my one car/house
40. Losing a loved one
41. Breaking up with a significant other
42. Going into the opposite sex's bathroom
43. Walking in on a stranger changing clothing
44. Walking in on a stranger in a bathroom stall
45. Not having a present for someone who gave me a present
46. Having my crush see me with no makeup
47. Wearing a skirt or shorts without shaving my legs
48. Breaking my tailbone
49. Getting a hickey
50. Having to sing/act/dance/perform something in front of a large general public

I have lived through ____30___ out of these fifty catastrophic things.
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