1. do you like the game show deal or no deal?
no
2. What song describes your relationship status?
wonderwall
3. How much does your dog/dogs weigh?
I ate my dog.....
4. Are you a heart-breaker, or the heart breakee?
I eat hearts
5. Ever waxed your legs?
yeah....ouch
6. Earrings or necklaces?
necklaces
7. Who have you talked to most today?
James
8. Do you like reality shows?
No they're not in the least bit real
9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you?
Steven
10.Color of your shirt?
Black/grey
11. How many years have you taken a language?
I was born knowing every language
12. how many teeth do you have?
I'm not going to sit there and fucking count my teeth for a survey...but they are all there
13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
i dont no
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
no... do you wish on 4:44?
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
Zip up your tent to prevent invasion of wildlife ie:skunks
16. Are you a bad influence?
YUP
17. what color are your eyes?
Red
18. Would you rather have your name or your sibling's name?
my sister Sharie's name
19. Would you do anything for someone?
yes
20. Have you ever been called a whore?
yes
21. favorite color?
hot/neon pink, black, green, orange
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
no
23. What song is on?
i have no clue
24. Are your grades good?
of course.... I bang my teachers for good grades

(IT WORKS)
25. Do you have any friends with benefits?
no those are the stupidest things I've ever heard of
26. Would you date anyone on your top friends [on myspace]?
i am
27. Does your best friend(s) have a myspace?
not anymore
28. Who's page did you last visit?
my bestest bud #2 Stevens
29. Last time you went out to lunch?
TODAY :P
30. Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?
Who the Fuck are they?
31. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
I enjoyed listening to him moan in bed!
32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.?
No they are all whores
33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s?
I ate them
34. Which radio stations are your favorites?
97.1 KISS MY ASS FM
35. Are you a Lost fanatic?
what the hell?
36. Still have pictures of your Ex?
probly like 2
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
Fuck libraries go oldschool!
38. Alannis Morsette?
That bitch needs a new face
39. Do you watch Family Guy Regularly?
no
40. King of the Hill?
no
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
no
42. Do you ever forget to give a Christmas/birthday present?
no
43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
i sing obnoxiously wherever I feel like it
44. Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home
yep
45. Have you ever watched a little kid's show?
still do Barney Rocks id fuck him
46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you when they weren't?
no
47. Did you draw pictures for your first crush back in elementary?
no... i chopped his penis off when he said no

I sawy Etan
48. Have you ever liked a girl/boy but didn't ask her/him out because you were afraid?
yes
49. Do you know who the band Moros Eros is?
nope
50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but your crush?
yes
51. Have you ever liked someone solely for their appearance?
mo
52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
i try..... no im just kidding
53. What is you favorite season?
Summer
54. Do you like where you live?
not really
55. Do you know how to knit?
No
56. Do you have a cell phone or iPod with a patterned cover?
Cell phones and ipods are evil... they plan to take over those stupid rich ass teens' brains and make them commit suicide...(FINALLY!)
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile?
no
58. Do you keep a diary or journal online?
no
59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
Phloosh
[[Truly Unusual This or That Questions]]
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Dairy Queen
61. Physics or chemistry?
They both suck
62. Earphones or headphones?
head phones
63. pink or teal?
pink
64. Earrings or a ring?
earrings
65. Commitment or casual dating?
commitment
66. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
They are all dumb and need to be illiminated
67. Fly or road trip?
FLY
68. Starbucks or Caribou?
Kookabura
69. Snow or rain?
rain
70. How much jewelry do you own?
idk im not going to fucking count them all for a stupid survey
71. do you write on your hands?
no
repost this as 71 questions