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Victoria: At age 38 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

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"Even though you may want to move foward in life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?"

Lee: At age 59 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

Seems like a good age to die but not the best way to die. lol

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andy: At age 30 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
Noooooooo! Anything but that!

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Vatsal: At age 62 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

At age 24 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Wow, what a great way to die, lol.

Amanda: At age 56 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

Thats Bullshit

Kim: At age 42 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Mmkaygood.

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the first thing we did in kindergarten
was get shown a picture of an apple & two oranges,
then pick out which one didn't belong.
the first thing we were taught was
that being different is wrong.
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because all the cool kids have m y s p a c e
apparently l a s t . f m is the new black
i think you should r a t e m e

Joey: At age 30 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
= /

jessie: At age 21 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

Shona: At age 45 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Haha. Sounds like a good way to go.

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Anthony: At age 56 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

At least I'll know how to beat those inbred cannibals!

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Every day above ground, is a good day: Scarface

Go Ahead and Rate

rofl :
At age 52 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style

Ruby: At age 25 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

=\ I was so young.

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we must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell
set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
and in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but doesn’t dream
we must sing, we must sing, we must sing
<3

Ashley: At age 56 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

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This represents my serious face.

"And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall march ahead. We cannot turn back."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

The_Lost_Failure: At age 41 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

rebecca: At age 32 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

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i know you appear vivid at my side, claiming you feel love fiery enough to prove flesh real.

Vlad: At age 68 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

WTF?

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Amy: At age 52 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

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You are just a clever little cookie, aren't you?

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makeisha: at age 63 you will be stalked ny a fan of your fantastic word works, held and tortured over a period of weeks. then youll die

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