In algebra in freshman year, our home teacher was Ms Tyler but she was pregnant so of course, she had to leave us for a while . But anyway the next day everyone came into the class to find this one lady who was a bit big and wore like a plaid jean dress a green/ yellow mold looking shirt, yellow stockings, water proof shoes with orange socks. She was so creepy and she never could match or wear anything ok looking but ontop of that if you raised your hand she would walk up to you and put her face only like 1/2 inch away from yours while she rubbed your shoulder. I was leaning so far away to try to move away from her but she just kept moving forward, i fell out of my seat lol

Oh mannn I had a substitute in elementary school who looked like a scary Mister Rogers. He'd stick his middle finger up when he was counting things on his hand. Needless to say, we always gave him trouble.

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but holy effin monkey balls today i had a sub that looked like the crack whore version of barbie!!!!

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Ahahaha,
I had this one sub named Mr. K.
He would wear this big yellow suit jacket, and he had a really thick accent.
One time, he picked his nose, and flicked it at some girl.

There was also Mr. F.
He would stare down people shirts, and this one time he picked up a picture of my teacher and started rubbing it and staring at it lovingly.

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Do u think they purposely give us these subs? Lol

I transfered to a new school, and I guess they used to have this sub who was caught looking up p0rn on the teacher's computer, but he blamed it on a kid.
Another sub I had had told us all to have coffee enemas every morning? And that if all you ate was fruit, you'd live forever?
There's this one who was so stupid, yet he was long-term subbing for a science/math teacher. I had to go in a couple times during my study hall to teach his class because he couldn't. He wasn't really creepy, just stupid.

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