oooOooooh, you
actually wanted to hear about it? i thought you were just being sarcastic.
well, here we go. in excruciating detail.
well the previous night i had only slept 2 hrs, worked 8 and then had to drive 2 hours to another city. so to set the tone i was a moody, sleepy girl. i drove to london to visit my two best friends: kim who i met in kindergarten, and alex who i met in high school. alex is a pro bmx'er that travels a shit ton so i was excited to finally get to see him. he is basically my brother.
so i get there and he introduces me to his flatlander (the type of bmx they do!) friend adam. he is cool. we go to kfc for dinner. i inform them that in the past 6 mos i'd become a vegetarian. i get teased a lot. so i ordered mashed potatoes because they discontinued salads (!?) it costs me like 6 bucks but they bring me two frigging huuuuuuuuuuuuge family sized mashed potato helpings. i work away on mine but to no avail, last nights hangover is still kicking my butt. adam puts them in his car (along with cinammon pull apart things, which will enter the plot line later)
we drive back to the house, well barely, kim is a terrible driver and we almost die multiple times. but laughs are had.
then i find out that a ton of my highschool dudefriends are joining us for the night. so it basically becomes a boys night out but not the lame kinda boys night out as usual (aka drinking in a circle or at a pub) they agree to go downtown and to a club! so i think its 11 guys and us 2 girls at this point and already i'm receiving noogies at the predrink.
at the bar, dammit. i don't know what it was but just about every male in the building hit on me. and i swear to god this really does not happen often and i'm not being a dinkus here. it makes you feel good! except at one point when i was legitimately like.. molested by this dude and i'm really not going to go into details here, but yeah. so the guys got really pissed but decided that it would be funny to grind up on the predator and scare him off.
the boys' dance moves were just amazing. i can't really go into too much detail because i still don't even understand what i saw, but its a great feeling to see really masculine, sloppy potheads dancing on a stage to cascada.
a few of them were super defensive and anytime a guy started dancing with me they would take it upon themselves to "get him to back off" (even when they didn't really need to). my friend john's little brother was there (aw 19 so cute) and he got in someone's face so much that he got kicked out. i felt bad but 9 times out of 10 i can handle myself just fine!
one case in particular was sweeeet. i piiiiined over my friend scott for two years in high school and he ended up kinda breaking my 16 year old heart! he wouldn't leave me alone, so to say, so it was exciting to turn him down on saturday. retribution!!!!! and he called the next day TWICE. sucker, its too late bro.
prairie fires -- ever heard of em?? shots of tequila and hot sauce. coming my way the entire night. the whole evening was easy on the wallet.. i didn't pay cover and alex had me covered for prairie fires. great situation minus the fact that my lips were numb and my chest was burning. i'm a real man
but it wasn't any of that mushy stuff that made the night sweet, but rather how BRO-ed out it was. i was the best wingman of the entire evening. we concocted schemes for me to help some of them get laid (well, at least to talk to girls) and LET ME SAY a girl makes a WAY better wingman than a dude. so it was kind of backwards, i was helping them talk to girls and they were threatening to fight any guy that laid a hand on me. whatever, wingman status achieved
alex said that we couldn't leave the club until a drake song came on, so of course they played it near to last. i realized that my blackberry had fallen out of my clutch and i got a lil teary eyed and started to panic. after a few painful moments, kim who is on the stage completely done for holds it up in the air and yells "epic find!". at that exact moment, the drake song comes on and i dunno, it was the sweetest thing ever.
so we take a cab and the cab driver was testing some of his awesome lines on us. but i realized that he looked similar to barack obama and i requested that he roll down the window, fist pump and yell "yes we can!" did he? of course he did. i have a way with cabbies.
we get back to kim's and alex and adam have been talking about sleeping "four deep" in this little bitty bed all night. i started to set up the sofa bed and alex was throwing a fit in the bed. "FOUR DEEP. FOUR DEEP". they were eating those cinnamon roll things and he thought it would be hilaaaaaarious to punish me by making me into "icing face". which consisted of pinning me down and wiping icing all over my face. i was carried into the "four deep bed" until i snuck out back to the sofa bed. and then was later joined by adam who promised he wouldn't try a thing. a pillow fight started somehow, instead, and i got hit in the face with a pillow when i had my eyes open (which sounds whatever but it really fucking hurt). and i don't know.. we stayed up until 6:30 am just talking! which is really weird considering we just met. there wasn't really any attraction, but we both completely opened up about life goals, and past history, and what we think about everything and anything. crazzzzzy. anywho after some serious bonding, he said he wants to come visit all the time which is sweet because he seems so similar to alex. i'm not one of those girls who "hates other girls" by any means, but there's nothing better than a close guy friend who just wants to shoot the shit and do nothing. very awesome.
i woke up at 8 am (i know, 1.5 hrs of sleep
) and adam was in his underoos. i was still in my monkey pajamas though and he assured me that i did nothing i'd regret! so i embarked on my journey back to my home city to go to work a 6 hour shift of death. but i had three coffees so i was pretty peppy actually.
that sounds entirely too lame. but it was actually a lot of fun because of all the simple junk. i've never laughed that hard in my life, etc. i just don't know how to translate that into appropriate words! yeah. awesome.
reversing the effects of today's workout at the gym
