"your a bitch" "well at least I didn't fall out of the slut tree and bang every guy on the way down" Lol I am in a comeback mood... I need some new ones, diss away plz

Anyone ales in love with hilarious, unique, cheesetastic pickup lines? 1) I put the STD in stud, all I need is U. 2) Guuurl I love your dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor. 3) Do you have a library card? Cos Im checking you out. 4) I’ll give you five seconds to give me...

All you gotta do is say a song title then "in my pants" American Woman In My Pants

I've been hearing alot of yo mama jokes lately,:shrug: that and its a great way to get any bad feelings out, soooo, let the Yo Mama jokes fly!!!!!:oops: :shifty: :headset: :teleport:

Okay so theirs the 'condom game' and it reminded me of this game... Okay so type in a name of a movie and change one word into the word tampon. Two Examples to start you off: 40-year old Tampon (40-year old virgin) Tampon Wars (Star wars)

I love this game! Okay, here's how to play! Imagine you are in a shop, you have to buy a pack of condoms, and any item(s) of your choice, not too many though :P The idea is to think of items that will make the (imaginary) cashier think WTF. I'll start. A pack of condoms, a can of...

Name your top 5 funniest comedians. Mine are: 1.Roy 'chubby' Brown 2. Lee Mack 3. Johnny Vegas 4. Peter Kay 5. Russel Howard Those are my top 5 comedians, what are yours, list below

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. *Joan Rivers Lmao!!

its a simple game really. You say something followed by like a boss. It could be get arrested like a boss or even get hit by a car like a boss. Ill start. Fight a boxer like a boss!