All time favorite movie line....


(I don't know mine yet I'll have to think about it).

I love in Stand By Me when they are arguing about Might Mouse and Superman having a fight and who would win... and one of them (I think Corey Feldman) says "Yea, but Mighty Mouse is just a cartoon, Superman is a real guy!" and then Jerry McConnell says "Yea, I guess. It'd be a good fight though..."

Heh. That's my favourite movie so, yea.

Or in the Matrix when Trinity says "Dodge this." She's my hero... seriously.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die."

PRincess Bride. Great movie!

oh and of course
"I'm a count, not a saint" and "God will give me justice"

both from Count of Monte Cristo= GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!

my fav sayen from a movie is "piss off" but i dont know my fav line

"God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning slowly that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

-The one and only, Tyler Durden.

"TODD! Aren't you aware that I get farty and bloated from a foamy latte?!" -Zoolander

"that'll do pig. that'll do." Babe

lmao, i just love the whole "talking pig" concept.

i don't no i think it's one of barry Peppers lines in we were soldiers the one where he talks a bout his great grandfathers hwo lost legs in the civil war that was pretty funny

Kirk: Scotty! How in the world did you get the warp drive working? It took a direct phaser blast!

Scotty: Sir, I used communism!


-- Star Trek

"Why would you wanna marry me any who?" (Josh Lucas) "So I can kiss you when ever I want" (Reece Witherspoon)
'Sweet Home Alabama'...

Great movie great line.

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur: If he will give us food and shelter, we will allow your lord to come with us on our quest for the Holy Grail.
French Guy: Er, I'm not sure he will be too eager...you see, he's already got one!
King Arthur: He already has a Holy Grail?!
French Guy: Oh yes! It is, eh, very nice!
-another Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"If you do not take this chance, eventually your heart will become as weak and brittle as my skeleton."
-Amelie

FRODO
Be careful, Sam. We know teh Orcs
won't have gone far.

SAM
Well if they come, I hope they
have food. I'm still hung

STRIDER
My friend Frodo. It is good
to see that you have escaped
the evil and are not dead but
are still alive.

FRODO
Yes.

STRIDER
Muy bueno. Is Sam still hung?

FRODO
Si!


Lord of the Rings Two Towers

I have a ton, but one that comes to mind is There's Something About Mary when Matt Dillon is trying to show his sensitive side to Mary, so he says:

"I have a big passion in life."
"What's that?"
"I work with retards.... those goofy bastards are the best thing I got going for me."

HAHAHA :D

being one of the selected few that were chosen to Beta test the Release of The Matrix- Reloaded, I have here a section of script from the new movie coming out in may. I thought it was fairly briliant:


NEO's eyes snap open. He blinks, groggily. He turns his head to see an alarm clock next to him, blinking 12:00 am. Sunlight glares in from the window. He's back in his apartment.

NEO
It was all a dream. All of it.

He lays there, letting it sink in, the dreak fading. Suddenly it occurs to him that...

NEO (cont.)
I have to get to work!

NEO leaps from the bed and hurriedly pulls on his clothes.

INT. CORTECHS OFFICE

NEO - that is, Thoma Anderson, is busily coding on his computer. Another employess, a fat man named BOB leans on his table, casually sipping from a styrofoam cup of coffee.

NEO
...and then the helicopter crashed into the building, and the glass sort of rippled out like a wave, and we went back into the subway, and I fought the agent guy an-

BOB
I thought you said you couldn't fight the agents.

NEO
Well, I could, because it turns out I'm the chosen one. And they taught me kung fu by plugging a thing directly into the back of my brain.

BOB
Pretty weird Tom. I guess that's what you get for watching john Carpenter's 'Existenz' before bed.


OLIN the mail boy wheels his cart by. He's a big, burly guy with a goatee. He tosses an already-open packege to NEO

OLIN
Mr. Anderson. Package for you.

NEO
It's been opened!

OLIN
Yeah. I thought there were cookies in there.

NEO
I'm tired of you opening my mail! I'm tired of you pushing me around!

NEO's eyes begin to water

OLIN
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

NEO stands

BOB
Back off, Tom. This guy will mess you up.

NEO
Don't worry. I'm not the same man I was yesterday.

Neo puts on his gsunglasses, and strides towards OLIN. He's not Mr. Anderson anymore. He's NEO. NEO swings. OLIN catches his arm, then forces it back into NEO's face. He makes NEO punch himself with his own fist. WHAP!

OLIN
Quit hittin' yourself! Come on, you little crybaby! What are you hittin' yourself for?

NEO begins to cry and beg OLIN to stop

BOB
Come on, OLIN. He didn't mean nothin'. Quit making him hit himself in the face.

OLIN
in a minute.


NEO continues punching himself, with the same WHAP WHAP WHAP sound. HOUrs have passed. the sun sets behind the CORTECHS sky scraper.

INT. CORTECHS OFFICE

WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!

NEO and OLIN are still at it. Dozens of employees have now gatherd around the fight, pointing and laughing heartily.

BOB
All right, enough. He's learned his lesson.

OLIN
Okay, okay. I'll move on to something else.

OLIN puts NEO into a headlock

NEO
Quit it! OWWWWWwwwwww!!!!!!

NEO begins crying again. OLIN tightens his grip, and NEO screeche like a small girl.

NEO
Eeeeekk!!!

Too many movies to think of...

Eddie Ventro: "I haven't got a clue but why do I think the airport just went to shit."
Munroe Kelly: "They bombed the presidents car."
Eddie Ventro: "That was the president's car? Did they get him?"
Munroe Kelly: "No, that's the bad news they didn't"
-Congo

My all-time favorite movie line, from my favorite movie:

"I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man that's screaming out to be made fun of!"-Adrian Cronauer to Eddie Garlick in "Good Morning, Vietnam"

So true, so very, very true...

Angela

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like...victory."
-Apocalypse Now

"There has to be a mathamatic equation to explain how bad that tie is."
-Beautiful Mind

-Jam

"This is the weirdest herd I've ever seen" in Ice Age lmao

"Friends of the bride, stick around, I'm gonna go find myself a groom!" Sweet Home Alhabama lmao she's so funny

Alright, Micheal Jackson didn't come over my house to use the bathroom.. BUT HIS SISTER DID
- The Goonies

martin sheen... martin sheen? that's president kennedy, you idiot! same difference, i mean, he played kennedy once. ...i'm glad you're using your brain. yeah, well at least i have a brain. so stupid, mouth.
- The Goonies

"i was just check the retery spects on the inline...err..im retarded"
-tommy boy

"Now this is a good day."
-We Were Soilders

And pretty much everything from Dumb and Dumber

Pulp Fiction (The entire thing is awesome, especially the hallway and first apartment scene, but here's a little sample):

VINCENT
What'd he do, **** her?
JULES
No no no no no no no, nothin' that bad.
VINCENT
Well what then?
JULES
He gave her a foot massage.
VINCENT
A foot massage?
Jules nods his head: "Yes."
VINCENT
That's all?
Jules nods his head: "Yes."
VINCENT
What did Marsellus do?
JULES
Sent a couple of guys over to his place. They took him out on the
patio of his apartment, threw his ass over the balcony. ****** fell
four stories. They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them greenhouses -- ****** fell through that. Since then, he's kinda developed a speech impediment.
VINCENT
That's a damn shame
VINCENT
Still I hafta say, play with Matches, ya get burned.
JULES
Whaddya mean?
VINCENT
You don't be givin' Marsellus Wallace's new bride a foot massage.
JULES
You don't think he overreacted?
VINCENT
Antwan probably didn't expect Marsellus to react like he did, but he had to expect a reaction.
JULES
It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.
VINCENT
It's laying hands on Marsellus Wallace's new wife in a familiar way. Is it as bad as eatin' her out -- no, but you're in the same ****in' ballpark.
Jules stops Vincent.
JULES
Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
VINCENT
Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
JULES
It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
VINCENT
Have you ever given a foot massage?
JULES
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages -- I'm the ****in' foot master.
VINCENT
Given a lot of 'em?
JULES
Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
VINCENT
Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules looks at him a long moment -- he's been set up.
JULES
**** you.

He starts walking down the hall. Vincent, smiling, walks a little bit behind.
VINCENT
How many?
JULES
**** you.
VINCENT
Would you give me a foot massage -- I'm kinda tired.
JULES
Man, you best back off, I'm gittin pissed -- this is the door.

--"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" -- Mae West

" welcome to fight club"


~ lol jp but its a great movie
ill think of one later

Here are some of the best movie quotes I can think of, sorry for such a long post, but they're all just so damn good.

"SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN YOU BIG BALLED PHUCK!!!!"
- Snatch

Jimmie- "Let me ask you a question. When you pulled up in my driveway, did you notice the sign on my front lawn that says 'Dead Niger Storage'?"
Jules- "Now Jimmie you know I didn't see no-"
Jimmie- "Did you seethe sign on the front of my house that says 'Dead NigerStorage'?"
Jules- "No"
Jimmie- "You wanna know why you didn't see that sign Jules?!?!?!"
Jules- "Why?"
Jimmie- "CAUSE IT AIN'T THERE CAUSE STORING DEAD NIGERS ISN'T ANNY OF MY PHUCKING BUSINESS THAT'S WHY!!!"
-Pulp Fiction

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. "
-Fight Club

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your phucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "
- Fight Club

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
- Fight Club

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
- Fight Club

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
-Fight CLub

"I am Jack's Colon."
"Yeah, I get cancer. I killl Jack"
-Fight Club

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
- Good Will Hunting

"What are you planning to do with that lawnmower blade?"
"I reckon I aim to kill you with it."
- Slingblade

Venkman: "This city is about to face a disaster of biblical proportions."
Mayor: "What do you mean, 'biblical?'"
Ray: "We mean real wrath-of-God type stuff. Plagues, darkness--"
Winston:"The dead rising from the grave!"
Egon:"Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes--"
Venkman: "Riots in the streets, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"
-Ghostbusters

Customer: "Cute cat. What's his name?"
Randal: "Annoying customer. "
-Clerks

Randal:"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

Dante:"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"
-Clerks

"Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower."
-I have no clue where I heard that

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
-Batman

Melvin:"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"
-As Good As it Gets

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

lmao i love that movie!! ok heres some of mine...

"we are now known as the nights that say ni"-monty pythin and the holy grail

"the schnosberrys taste like schnosberrys"- super troopers

Originally posted by Tyler Durden182
"Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower."
-I have no clue where I heard that

That line would also be from "Good Morning, Vietnam". :).

Angela

a recent fave from The Good Girl:

"I think we can learn two things from this. Don't be a thief. And don't be disturbed."

Originally posted by †Fire_Goddess†
"the schnosberrys taste like schnosberrys"- super troopers

That was Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory where he shows them the lickable wallpaper.

Originally, at least.

i know it is but they say it in super troopers

Originally posted by teenqueen
Alright, Micheal Jackson didn't come over my house to use the bathroom.. BUT HIS SISTER DID
- The Goonies

martin sheen... martin sheen? that's president kennedy, you idiot! same difference, i mean, he played kennedy once. ...i'm glad you're using your brain. yeah, well at least i have a brain. so stupid, mouth.
- The Goonies

Haha you rock so much..that is the greatest movie of all time.

Some other good lines..

"Fat guy in a little coat..fat guy in a little coat..Richard what's happening?..*rip*..uh-oh..".-Tommy Boy

"I'm the police. I run shit. You just live here".-Training Day

"Your only responsibility is to be a dickhead, and how hard can that be? All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attatched to your neck".-Patch Adams

"If I wasn't Jamaican mon..then why would I be wearin this hat?".-Half Baked

"Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time, its just not worth it'.-American History X

"You've heard of Kung Fu..now it's time for PORK CHOP".-Toy Story 2

"They deserve to unwind and get drunk. It's the American Dream".-Stealing Harvard

"F*ckin eh".-Office Space

..haha I have more..but too lazy

oh boy are there a bunch. lets see what i can remember...


- the entire conversation (im lazy) ending with "I love kung fu" in Office Space

- "yippee kay-ya mutha f*cka"...Die Hard

- "KILL WHITEY!!!!!"...Black Sheep

- "Daddy would you like some sausage?"...Freddy Got Fingered

- "There is no spoon"...The Matrix

- "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"...Independence Day (i swear i cry during the President's speech EVERY time)

- "Ass, crotch, ass, crotch, asscrotchasscrotchasscrotch"...Three To Tango (that whole segment)

- "Ain't nothin finer than a fine naked woman holdin a gun...you's just all kinds of fine"...The Whole Nine Yards

- Something akin to: "Honey ever since i left this morning, this has officially been the weirdest f*cking day ever"...Pulp Fiction

GO GO BUFFALO!

Idle Hands

I have tons, but here's a few..

"Come float with us, we all float down here..and you will too" ~Stephen King's , "IT"

"For what we do in life echoes in eternity" ~Gladiator

"Wow! If he's here, who's running Hell?" ~Van Wilder..

"I'm gonna have fun, you're gonna have fun.. We're gonna have so much fun it'll take plastic surgery to remove the f.ucking smiles off our faces" ~Chevy Chase Lampoons

"Shitter was full!!"~ Christmas VAcation..


^heh, every line off that movie was ROTFL..

There's more, but for now this'll do..

"You're not expected and you're not envited, so f*ck off!"
- Johnny Mnemonic

"And you must be the Monopoly Guy"-Ace Ventura Pet Detective

"How bout a little bit of 'Bitch yo man aint my babys daddy"-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (when they were naming fighting styles"

"This is what i like to call quiet time"-Cruel Intentions :moo:

lots

"SOMETEN' BIT ME!"-Forest Gump
"There sending me ta' Vietnam...its this whole other country"-Forest Gump
"Thats because your boobs are huge"-Liar Liar
"GET THE HALFLINGS"-Lord of the Rings
"IM LOSING MY MIND!"-Signs
"So I got to go to the white house...again, and i got to meet the president of the United States...again"-Forest Gump
"THIS IS CURSED! THAT IS CURSED!"-The Mummy Returns
"What have u been up to mcgonnal? Huh?"....."Oh u no...the usual, Mummys, pygmes...big, bugs"-The Mummy Returns
"Everytime i hook up with you i get shot! last time i got shot in the ass! i've been morning for my ass!"-Izzy-The Mummy Returns
"As long as i dont get shot!"-Izzy-The Mummy Returns
"Your Right Izzy"..."I am?"..."Ya your gonna get shot"-The Mummy returns
"Im afraid you son has started a chain reaction that will bring about the next apocolipse"..."You lighten up, you big trouble, you...get in the car"-The Mummy Returns

Forgot one

"Its perfect for sneaking up on people which is a very good thing...unless we go with your approach...BARGING IN HEAD FIRST GUNS BLAZING AND GETTIN' YA' FRIENDS SHOT IN THE ASS!"-Izzy-The Mummy Returns

BEDEVERE:
What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3:
Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE:
A newt?
VILLAGER #3:
I got better.
VILLAGER #2:
Burn her anyway!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a great movie
:D

"Never trust a naked woman."
- Shaun Connery in Entrapment

best sean connery movie...The Rock

Mason(connery): there are 3, on the left right and middle...are you ready?
Goodspeed(cage): I'll do my best
Mason: Your best? losers always complain about doing their best...winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.
Goodspeed:Carla was the prom queen
Mason:(smile) ya?
Goodspeed:(cocks gun) ya...

"Welcome to the rock!"- Sean Connery, the Rock

Most of the lines of Armageddon makes me cry, like at the end "Colonel Willie Sharp, US Airforce, Permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met" *Cries*

And a lot of Cruel Intentions is good as well, but especially:
Kathryn Merteuil: **** her yet?
Sebastian Valmont: Working on it.
Kathryn Merteuil: Loser.
Sebastian Valmont: Blow me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later?

the rock was the best movie?

Goodspeed:Your Enjoying this?
Mason:Well its much more exciting than my normal day...reading shakespear and worrying about being gang rapped in the shower room...though it seems less of a problem these days...maybe im losing my sex appeal

Team Leader:I dont think thats neccesary sir
Goodspeed: Oh its neccisary, these rockets contain the most dangerous substance know to man...and the devices themselves are complicated
Team Leader:Thats why your going
Goodspeed: Excuse me?
Team Leader: Have you ever been into a combat situation?
Goodspeed: Explain combat situation
Team Leader: Chip
Chip: A naval attempt to penitrate an impregnable fortress in possesion of trained sociopathic mecinaries backed by rockets filled with vx-poison gas
Goodspeed: In that case...no, excuse me (throws up)

F.B.I. agent:I work with the FBI and a present hostage situation has come up on the island of Alcatraz,
Mason: Hostage situation?
F.B.I.: 81 tourests
Mason:The Rock...has become a tourist attraction?
F.B.I.: I dont have time for 20 questions, are you gonna help
Mason: Depends...are you the person responsable for screwing me over for the past 40 years?
F.B.I.: No
Mason: Well i've been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela...maybe you want me to run for president
F.B.I.:No
Mason:Pitty...im starting to feel a bit like alcamadus
F.B.I.:Who?
Mason: Alcamadus...wrongly Imprisoned by his king
F.B.I:Ya i know him...didn't he used to play hockey for the f*cking red wings?
Mason: Thats the chap

Heres a few good quotes...

Oh my God I've died and gone to Kentucky!-Chance from Homeward Bound

Aaahh! It's Birdzilla!- Chance from Homeward Bound

Say hello to my little friend!- Tony Montana in Scarface

Would you stop saying **** all the time? -Tony Montana's wife in Scarface.

Freeeeeedoooooom!- William Wallace in Braveheart

this line comes in so many movies.

"do you feel lucky?"

or

"welcome to the matrix"-matrix
or
"trust no one"

i have many fav

ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT: (Glancing at his shoulder) 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR A scratch? Your arm's off.

BLACK KNIGHT:No, it isn't.

ARTHUR (Pointing to the arm on ground) Well, what's that then?

BLACK KNIGHT :i've had worse.

ARTHUR You're a liar.

BLACK KNIGHT Come on you pansy!

Another ten seconds furious fighting till ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHTS's other arm off, also at the shoulder.

ARTHUR Victory is mine. (sinking to his knees) I thank thee O Lord that in thy ...

BLACK KNIGHT Come on then.

ARTHUR What?

He kicks ARTHUR hard on the side of the helmet. ARTHUR gets up still holding his sword.

The BLACK KNIGHT comes after him kicking. ARTHUR You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT Had enough?

ARTHUR You stupid bastard. You havn't got any arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT Course I have.

ARTHUR Look!

BLACK KNIGHT What! Just a flesh wound.

from I, Robot with will smith
idiot tells obvious lie,

Will smith: *fake sneezes* "sorry i'm allergic to bullshit"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Gone With the Wind

"Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!" -A Fish Called Wanda (never actually seen the movie, but I love the quote)

"But why's the rum gone?" -Pirates of the Carribean (Johnny Depp rocks my socks!)

"'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.'
'Very good, then the whole world will be blind and toothless.'"
-Fiddler on the Roof

"'No more rhymes now, I mean it!'
'Anybody want a peanut?'' -Princess Bride (whoever said it was right on, this movie is awesome)

"These walls are kind of funny like that. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways."

-Red (Morgan Freeman), The Shawshank Redemption

Originally posted by loverspromise
"Why would you wanna marry me any who?" (Josh Lucas) "So I can kiss you when ever I want" (Reece Witherspoon)
'Sweet Home Alabama'...
I love that movie!

many many many hmm, let's see

Marlin: You're one of those delay fish
::More lines::
Dory: You mean, you don't like me (starts crying)?
Marlin: No, it's because I like you I don't want to be with you, it's a complicated thing
-Finding Nemo

Joe Fox: Yeah but that's not all I said. I said, oh I can't believe those bastards. I said, I said we were great. I said we had a ton of titles, I showed them the New York City Section. I said we were a god damn piazza
Friend: Piazza?
Joe Fox: I was eliquent. Sh*t!
Friend: Piazza (laughs)?
-You've Got Mail

There are more but those are the best two in my opinion

Originally posted by Tangerine
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Gone With the Wind
Everyone quotes this wrongly, it's frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

Anyway, I couldn't pick an ultimate favorite but I watched Zoolander tonight and my favorite line from that wasn't even in the movie, it was in the outtakes.

"Good. Do it. Because I am...fiery hot with...anger!"

Oh man. Everything Will Ferrell says is gold.

Originally posted by ksurfur
Everyone quotes this wrongly, it's frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

You're right, it's "my dear" in the book, which I also love. My mistake. (By the way, Scarlett is spelled with two t's)

"I want you. I need you. O baby! O baby!"

-10 things I hate about you

thats the only one i can think of right now :)

HELMET (lifts up mask) Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose,
not up it.
GUNNER (lifts up eye guard) Sorry, sir. (he is cross-eyed) Doing my
best.
HELMET Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed, too)
HELMET Who is he?
SANDURZ He's an Asshole, sir.
HELMET I know that. What's his name?
SANDURZ That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
HELMET And his cousin?
SANDURZ He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
HELMET How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
All, but few, stand up.
ALL Yo!
HELMET I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. (pulls down mask) Keep firing, Assholes.

MOON OF VEGA - DESERT - DAY Six guards are moving large combs across
the desert. HELMET and SANDURZ are in the cruiser.
SANDURZ Sir.
HELMET What?
SANDURZ: Are we being too literal.
HELMET:No, you fool. We're following orders. We were
told to comb the desert, so we're combing it.
HELMET: Found anything yet?
TROOPER WITH COMB Nothing yet, sir.
HELMET How about you?
TROOPER WITH 2ND COMB Not a thing, sir.
HELMET What about you guys?
TROOPER WITH MINI COMB We ain't found shit.


---Spaceballs....i actually love the whole movie...its hialrious

JACK:
Mmmmmm? What's the matta with you?

KLOPPMAN:
What's the matter with me?

JACK:
What's the matta with you?

---The Newsies

I love whenever the Ninja Turtles start to come up with words like awesome, rad, and then one of them says something stupid and to make up for it yells out cowabunga...and they all yell cowabunga

Rat: Ugh, Teenagers

--Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A lot of people think these questions are difficult. No, not me. These questions all have answers. --- Roy, The Perfect Score

Originally posted by Tangerine
You're right, it's "my dear" in the book, which I also love. My mistake. (By the way, Scarlett is spelled with two t's)

Oh God, if I could pick any ending as my all-time favorite from a book, Gone With the Wind would be it. I think the "my dear" is better, but that is just me. I always misquote it too. *Shrug*

Horus, gotta love that scene from Monty Python. One of the funniest comedic scenes EVER.

Some others:

"I fart in your general direction."
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I just spent three months in jail, and you, my own brother, pick me up in a police car."
--The Blues Brothers

"Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or ensembly challenged?"
--Clueless

in happy gilmore, when the golf ball rolls half an inch away from the hole then stops, adam sandler gets down on the ground and screams "WHAT ARE YOU?! TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!?!?"

and office space of course..."i-i-i-i-i believe you have my stapler"

I have a few

The Usual Suspect:

"Verbal: And like that... he's gone"

"Verbal: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? "

"Verbal: Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

"Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."

"Verbal: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."


The Boondock Saints:

"Murphy: You and your ****ing rope."

[A Russian gangster comes into the bar]
"Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

"Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish. "

"Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed? "

"Murphy: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.
Connor: That was nicely put."

"[Connor and Murphy always pray over their victims]
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii...
[they **** their guns]
Connor, Murphy: ...et spiritus sancti.
[blam] "

"Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface

((the mom))Oh, Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have!

((aunt bethany)) Oh dear, did I break wind?

((uncle...something? lmao not good with names)) Jesus, Bethany, did the room clear out? She meant presents! You shouldn't have brought presents!!

-- Christmas Vacation

Remember when I said I'd kill you last, I lied. - Commando