This beat (http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z106/Gismo2007/DiceShorty.jpg) is sick...
Quick test to see if TSers really are as stupid as everyone says...
Answer this question sheet...

And elaborate!!

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
-build a bridge
-sail the ocean
-lead an army or
-WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
-Jewish
-Catholic
-Hindu
-Polish
-Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
-Westerners
-Southerners
-Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
-Macy's
- a 7-11
-Canada
-the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
-yes
-no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

18. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

Can you PLEASE just get the fuck out and stop torturing us?

[QUOTE]1. What language is spoken in Germany?

They speak Nazi there.

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.


Why? They are the ancient Babylonian Empire, they are gone, dead, nothing. Why should I give two shits about anything mentioned?

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
-build a bridge
-sail the ocean
-lead an army or
-WRITE A PLAY


I'd ask him to suck my dick for making me read emo plays.

4. What religion is the Pope?
-Jewish
-Catholic
-Hindu
-Polish
-Agnostic
(check only one)


The right one.

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

Let me just divide this by 0...

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

Pedophile time. :heybaby:

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

9, I'll covet my neighbor's ass all I want.

8. What are people in America's far north called?
-Westerners
-Southerners
-Northerners


Stupid

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Obama

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Red, Blue, Pink, Yellow, and Black. GO GO POWER RANGERS!

11. Where does rain come from?
-Macy's
- a 7-11
-Canada
-the sky


Da Club when I am there.

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
-yes
-no


Of course! BULLSHIT!

13. What are coat hangers used for?

Cheaper Abortions

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

Is this a trick question?

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

Below, duh.

17. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

Zero, because I traded them in for an orange.

18. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

They don't stand for anything, lazy bastards.

for lulz, seriously.

1. What language is spoken in Germany? Germanic!

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. Peter

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
-build a bridge
-sail the ocean
-lead an army or
-WRITE A PLAY

Write a playe

4. What religion is the Pope?
-Jewish
-Catholic
-Hindu
-Polish
-Agnostic
(check only one)

Katholic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 0 FT.

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? FIVE.

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

12

8. What are people in America's far north called?
-Westerners
-Southerners
-Northerners

Gay
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Trick question, since no George has been king of England.

11. Where does rain come from?
-Macy's
- a 7-11
-Canada
-the sky

Canada
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
-yes
-no

No
13. What are coat hangers used for?

Abortions?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

The best one
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

STATURN
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

Below the ground floor.
17. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

3
18. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

National Broadcasting Corporation

1. What language is spoken in Germany? German? :shifty:

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. Piere? :shifty:

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
-build a bridge
-sail the ocean
-lead an army or
-WRITE A PLAY

YAY I KNOW ONE

4. What religion is the Pope?
-Jewish
-Catholic
-Hindu
-Polish
-Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? lulz 0 feet.

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 17:00 for me anyway

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 10rite?!1

8. What are people in America's far north called?
-Westerners
-Southerners
-Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Technically here staturn, they were king of england. Just wasn't title cos they had other pointless places to reign over too!

11. Where does rain come from?
-Macy's
- a 7-11
-Canada
-the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
-yes
-no

As you travel close to the speed of light relative to any other inertial reference frame, time goes slower in your inertial frame than in the one you are travelling relative to, and objects become shorter. Also, even if something travels north at 0.6c (c- speed of light) relative to you, and something else travels 0.6c relative you to, their relative speed compared to each other is still less than the speed of light.

Look up "lorentz transformation" for the equations linking shit more precisely.

13. What are coat hangers used for? sexual purposes

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? God save the Queen is the only important national anthem.

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. General idea, I believe, is that particles are moving constantly between, say, two areas but the overall amount in any one area is constant. Something like that.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? At the top.

17. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have? You spelt "maths" wrong.

18. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? No bluddy clue.

No, muse, there is no Kingdom of England, hence there is no King of England. Learn about your own country.

No, muse, there is no Kingdom of England, hence there is no King of England. Learn about your own country.I was being somewhat sarcastic / cynical.

UFail.