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"What are you thinking about?"

I love asking my friends that. It's fun to see what they say, because we're always thinking of really really odd things.

"what's up"

"What are you thinking about?"

i hate when people ask that!

"What are you thinking about?"
This.
Or, "What's on your mind?"

"how are you?"
you don't have to have any kind of brain to come up with that :|

Yeah, I hate the question "How are you?" unless the person is actually really looking for an actual response, not trying to make small talk.

"Will you go out with me?" Unless the asker is actually someone I want to go out with, for once. x.x

whats your biggest accomplishment.

how many people have you slept with?