Iburncookies
06-05-2009, 06:46 PM
Well.
Its safe to say that the so-called 'recolutionary' Movie Twilight it THE biggest disgrace. I finally got around to seeing this movie, and i will say that i was DISGUSTED. Sorry, mr. Producer, but yew prolly need to go find another career, because APPARANTLY this one isnt working for you. Lets stay away fom making movies that COULD have been good.
Lets make a list of what i dont lyk about this movie:
1. Edward. SPARKLES. Wtf. I can guarantee that no real vampire has time to roll around in glitter for three hours. Sorry Edward, come out of the closet already.
2. The special effects were, CRAP. lyk, honestly. Im fifteen and i could do a better job.
3. It was long. Really long. and it wasnt attention getting, in the least. If youre gonna have a long movie, you should prolly make sure the viewers wont fall asleep halfway through it.
4. Edward is a STALKER. So what if its a love story. Hes friggin creepy. "I like watching you sleep... its fscinating." Weirdo much?
Haha. But ANYWAY. I just had to get this out of my system.
Moral of post: The producers and anyone who had anything to do with this movie is now on my Shit list. Better luck next movie, kiddos!
Its safe to say that the so-called 'recolutionary' Movie Twilight it THE biggest disgrace. I finally got around to seeing this movie, and i will say that i was DISGUSTED. Sorry, mr. Producer, but yew prolly need to go find another career, because APPARANTLY this one isnt working for you. Lets stay away fom making movies that COULD have been good.
Lets make a list of what i dont lyk about this movie:
1. Edward. SPARKLES. Wtf. I can guarantee that no real vampire has time to roll around in glitter for three hours. Sorry Edward, come out of the closet already.
2. The special effects were, CRAP. lyk, honestly. Im fifteen and i could do a better job.
3. It was long. Really long. and it wasnt attention getting, in the least. If youre gonna have a long movie, you should prolly make sure the viewers wont fall asleep halfway through it.
4. Edward is a STALKER. So what if its a love story. Hes friggin creepy. "I like watching you sleep... its fscinating." Weirdo much?
Haha. But ANYWAY. I just had to get this out of my system.
Moral of post: The producers and anyone who had anything to do with this movie is now on my Shit list. Better luck next movie, kiddos!