Did any of you bros see the Oscars this year!? It was a total sham. Camp Rock wasn't even nominated for a single thing! I was sure that Hugh Jackman would rip up the envelope for Best Picture and give it to Camp Rock anyway, but he didn't!

And what's the deal with him being Wolverine anyway!? He's like 7 inches taller than Wolverine is supposed to be. The Oscars only hire lameos to be their hosts apparently!

Kevin out

Son, I swear to god the only reason you didn't win is because you didn't wear that turtle neck I gave you!

YOU UNGRATEFUL ASS!

Hey dad, here's an idea; Once YOU release a best selling rock album with awesome and deep love songs about love and stuff on it, you can criticize my wardrobe. YOU MOOCHING COCKSUCKER

YOU LITTLE BRAT! I'll pull the plug on your hippie music concerts IF YOU DON'T STRAIGHTEN UP!

Is Kevin the queer looking middle one or the painfully hideous older one? I can't keep them straight.