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MZero152
03-08-2009, 05:00 AM
i need something beautiful to compare brown to. please help.
basically im talking to a girl and want to say "your eyes are like beautiful ____ "
Tarnish
03-08-2009, 05:04 AM
Feces.
Now stop being lame.
MZero152
03-08-2009, 05:45 AM
how is looking for a comparison lame?
hazelnuts. nom nom. if you'd prefer- corylus avellana? nom nom.
hellacoolTASHA
03-08-2009, 06:17 AM
Your eyes are like beautiful mud pies.
Your eyes are like beautiful beaver dams.
Your eyes are like beautiful mahogany dressers.
Your eyes are like beautiful brown leather bags.
Your eyes are like beautiful cockroaches.
Ocean-Avenue
03-08-2009, 09:05 AM
black babies.
princess_katie
03-08-2009, 09:22 AM
how is looking for a comparison lame?
The problem is that no matter what you put in that blank space, the line itself is going to be ultra cheesy.
MZero152
03-08-2009, 01:19 PM
so who cares about it being cheesy.
midnight--
03-08-2009, 02:53 PM
Your eyes are like beautiful mud pies.
Your eyes are like beautiful beaver dams.
Your eyes are like beautiful mahogany dressers.
Your eyes are like beautiful brown leather bags.
Your eyes are like beautiful cockroaches.
:lol:
elizabethellenn
03-08-2009, 11:52 PM
Just out right tell her they are beautiful, don't feed her lines.
Gossip-
03-09-2009, 12:00 AM
Your eyes shine like the golden plateaus of the Grand Canyon.
icantremember
03-09-2009, 12:10 AM
like tree bark
victorylost
03-09-2009, 02:05 AM
Feces.
Now stop being lame.
Girls don't like lines. You won't win any brownie points for being just like every other guy she's ever met.
HannahLyn
03-09-2009, 02:22 AM
Unless it's a poem, I really wou;dn't suggest a simile man.
Just tell her they're TIMELESS and spend a few stuttering moments trying to explain THAT. Lmao
"You know, you really have gorgeous eyes. They're so clear," or something... Always works out well.
Summer_bunny
03-09-2009, 03:45 AM
idk dude...theres not really anything pretty that is brown...
your eyes look like a pile of fresh steaming shit?
or mud?
ooooh....wait....i came up with a good one. Chocolate. all girls like chocolate. :)
MZero152
03-09-2009, 11:37 PM
lol well what i basically told her in the first place her eyes where amazingly beautiful despite being brown, and that i would find something brown and beautiful to compare them to just to prove it. and yeah chocolates the best i can think of so far.
imaginaryfae
03-10-2009, 11:05 AM
chocolate, mahogany wood, a polluted lake, pretzel, acorn, bagel, bag, iced tea, pine cone, potato, basket, log, soil, walnuts...
...Or they are the most beautiful brown eyes in the world and they outshine any other brown object.
'my love is rare as any she belied by false compare'...
edgar_allan_poe
03-10-2009, 02:23 PM
lol well what i basically told her in the first place her eyes where amazingly beautiful despite being brown.
that sounds a little off to me. like telling someone they have a nice figure despite being fat. can't her eyes be beautiful because they're brown?
RevesDeStars
03-10-2009, 02:27 PM
lol well what i basically told her in the first place her eyes where amazingly beautiful despite being brown, and that i would find something brown and beautiful to compare them to just to prove it. and yeah chocolates the best i can think of so far.
Despite? I'd slap any guy who said that to me.
colour4
03-11-2009, 06:47 PM
brown in my favourite colour. :eek:
^^^ I agree with her.
Despite being brown? wow. Smooth move ex lax.