Bust em out people! heres one to start you off!!!!!!!!

Anchor Man- Ron- Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?

Oh no...

i wish you could still access will ferrell snl clips online. i've been dying to see the neil diamond skit again.

"Did you see that? That JUST HAPPENED!"

I'd prefer to do Lebowski quotes, fuck this shit.

"With all due respect, Mr. Dennett, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on."

"The man punted Baxter! The man, from the motorcycle, the motorcycle on the bridge. I hit him with a burrito!"

"Robert better not mess with me. 'Cause I'll drop that mother fucker."

And my all time favorite...

"Well... I got mauled by a cougar, learned nothin' about driving, and my Crystal Gale shirt was ruined. But besides that, everything went fine."

well i've been puchied once in the right eye, twice in the left eye, once in the knee and in the back of the elbow, but never the jeju-"
"i love scotch. scotch scotch scotch. here it goes down. down into my belly."
"BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL"
and the best one's in my sig
will ferrel rulez

Shake N' Bake!(Talledega Nights)
annddd...
I think i just broke my leg! (Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me)

Im RON BURGANDY?

"I'm gonna fill this pillow up with soap and beat the fuck out of you."

"Did you see that? That JUST HAPPENED!"

I got a "Shake n Bake" shirt the other day (with two fists pounding on it, of course), and underneath it, it says "that just happened!"

they gave them to the people at my mom's work.
mind you, my mother works at a fortune 500 company, and they bought those shirts for everyone because they met a shipping goal for the month.

made no sense, but my mom wasn't about to wear that thing around.