View Full Version : Don't mess with the zohan
marine67
06-10-2008, 02:02 PM
Okay, im just going to say it. this movie was the WORST movie I have ever seen. It utterly disgusted me. I just wish I could talk to the producers and tell them how bad it sucked. This is the only movie that I can say I am actually sorry I went to see. It was a COMPLETE waste of time and money.
intervene
06-10-2008, 02:03 PM
Seriously? The commericials seem funny.
What was so bad about it?
marine67
06-10-2008, 02:06 PM
the sex, it was 99% about sex. sex doesn't bother me at all, but as much as they talked about it. it made me sick. I sware it was all sex. But the worst part was that it wasn't funny talk, they tried to be funny about it but it wasn't it was just stupid.
TheBlackParade
06-10-2008, 02:53 PM
I was looking this up the other day on IMDB, as I wanted to see what Sandler was working on. It looked like a cross between Zoolander and Deuce Bigalow. I don't see this as a success either.
TheElementofOne
06-10-2008, 03:25 PM
lol @ the OP
i saw it and loved it for what it was, completely over the top and stupid. i laughed so hard in some parts. if you love Adam Sandler youll love this movie.
Bill_Nye
06-10-2008, 03:45 PM
I don't understand why people willingly go to watch bad movies.
TheElementofOne
06-10-2008, 03:58 PM
I don't understand why people willingly go to watch bad movies.
dont know since this wasnt a bad movie.
Bill_Nye
06-10-2008, 04:13 PM
dont know since this wasnt a bad movie.
Why do people have terrible taste in movies?
verdant
06-10-2008, 04:23 PM
You have to have a pretty dull since of humor to find that lame movie funny.
trevor57
06-10-2008, 04:31 PM
You have to have a pretty dull since of humor to find that lame movie funny.
thats me.
i haven't seen it yet, but i want to.
angelic_chick
06-10-2008, 04:52 PM
Adam Sandler's humor is shitty nowadays.
Waterboy and Big Daddy are probably the only good ones he's ever done.
TheElementofOne
06-10-2008, 05:26 PM
Why do people have terrible taste in movies?
dont ask me, you went into the movie with other expectations. i knew it was an Adam Sandler movie and enjoyed it for what it was.
and i have a good taste in movies thank you very much.
SpacemanSpiff
06-10-2008, 09:39 PM
Adam Sandler's humor is shitty nowadays.
Waterboy and Big Daddy are probably the only good ones he's ever done.
C'mon. Anger Management is fucking hilarious.
As for Zohan, I could tell by the previews that it's going to be ridiculously stupid and unfunny.
Why would you be surprised?
xoKasten
06-10-2008, 09:57 PM
Yea, they were all sex jokes & weren't funny at all. They would have been more funny if I was like 13 & just started to be able to 'get' sex jokes but they all just sucked.
The only part I thought was funny was when the guy had the crate of puppies was like 'I'm gonna blow up you & all these puppies & we're all goin to hell together!" lol.
TheQuotidian
06-11-2008, 01:33 AM
i didn't find it that great either. But not because it had a lot of sexual scenes in it, but because The Zohan was pretty much invincible with no weak spots. That was really stupid.
intervene
06-11-2008, 06:39 PM
But I like perverted sex jokes.
blazinex
06-11-2008, 06:47 PM
it was funny, not the worse there are worse than zohan, epic movie, meet the Spartans, some of the scary movies, white chicks, the one about superheroes plenty worse
jenn_deirdre
06-11-2008, 09:35 PM
I didn't like it. It was stupid, and not a good stupid. I tend to like stupid films generally. When I first heard the accent I thought he was supposed to be french. The only thing I found somewhat amusing was all the Mariah Carey shirts and then having her appear in it.
deagled
06-12-2008, 12:02 AM
It was better than Chuck and Larry. It was funny, and was refreshing, seeing Sandler as someone different. I liked Click, The Longest Yard, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and what not. Chuck and Larry was a dissapointment, it was just that was sick of it after watching a couple times. It just didn't seem that funny. Zohan is golden Sandler.
JonasorDie
06-12-2008, 12:00 PM
I went to see this movie with a few of my friends and it was really funny! I thougt it was really good!
MyDeadPetRock23
06-12-2008, 04:04 PM
It doesn't shock me, I think it looks bad. But I wouldn't know until I actually see it.
Distanced
06-13-2008, 05:46 PM
This movie was fucking hilarious.
It was supposed to be stupid.
Get a sense of humor.
*throws Hummus at all the haters*
hahahahaha
XmurderXchaosX
06-13-2008, 10:19 PM
It can't be worse than Meet the Spartans.
icantremember
06-13-2008, 10:36 PM
i thought it was really funny.
iprettiboy227
06-14-2008, 10:01 PM
hmm..i like basically anything and my friends have sort of pushed that lame humor onto me =p so i think id still enjoy it.
OuTsIdErZ
06-15-2008, 12:59 PM
dont know since this wasnt a bad movie.
:iagree:
I saw it last night and I loved it. After it was over people were walking out talking about how much they liked it. You guys are just no fun.:thumbsdow
BillHicks
06-15-2008, 01:28 PM
I thought it was alright, but I wasn't that disappointed when the mall had to be evacuated 3/4 through the movie.
holly_oaks
06-15-2008, 03:14 PM
i really want to see this movie!
Caporegime
06-15-2008, 06:30 PM
I thought it was hilarious. Granted, it was very stupid; but it was still really funny.
getsuga_tensho
06-15-2008, 06:56 PM
i lol'ed so much while watching this movie, it was hilarious. those who think its lame are probably uptight