Same as the person who wrote 'Juno'.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/diablo-cody-screenplay.php

What a pretentious fuck.

Ugh... did you read that? And do you know anything about Something Awful?

It's clearly a fake that's poking fun at Cody and the way she wrote Juno. I'm sure you could call her a pretentious fuck if you read the actual screenplay she wrote or her blog or book or whatever and got that impression. But what you posted is not real. By any stretch of the imagination.

Wouldn't be at all surprised or it was.