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OC_CHiiCK
04-12-2007, 02:00 AM
check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 65% Retarded...BULLSHIT!

annamaie_xoxo08
04-12-2007, 02:20 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.
haha went up my nose
2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.
nope just up
3. [ ] You have walked into a door
no
4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
chyea
5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.
no
6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs
yeahh
7. [ ] You have jumped off something.
yeah
8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.
no
9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
no
10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
nope
11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.
yeag
12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
kinda
13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
nopes
14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
nope
15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
nope
16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
to get my bagel out it was hott
17. [ ] You have played with fire.
no
18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
yeah
19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
no
20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
nope
I'm 40% Retarded..[/QUOTE]

SexyGurlAvery
04-12-2007, 02:33 AM
1. [x ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x ] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ x] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ]x You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ]x You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 80% Retarded lol

xgucci_gurlx
04-12-2007, 04:54 AM
1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [x] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

I'm 65% Retarded lol

lovelyloui92
04-12-2007, 03:18 PM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 65% Retarded Lol

KellieIsHere
04-12-2007, 06:52 PM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Im 95% Retarded.
haha.

crazynoodle1987
04-12-2007, 07:05 PM
1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.
(many, many, many times too)

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door
(I always do..)

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs
(sadly but true)

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
(been there done that)

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
(just stupid)

13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
(i did that this morning lol)

17. [x] You have played with fire.
(how on earth did you think i got the name. matchbox?!)

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [x] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
(i'll admit it...)

haha 95% lmao

CallMeZ
04-13-2007, 12:21 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

60% :shrug:

DOPEGiiRL21
04-13-2007, 12:32 AM
1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

85%

MisterRight
04-13-2007, 02:59 AM
60%

1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.
yes countless times :(
2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.
yea :S
3. [ ] You have walked into a door
no
4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
yea
5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.
no
6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs
yes
7. [ ] You have jumped off something.
yes
8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.
yes
9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
yes (doesn't do anything :p)
10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
yes
11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.
yes
12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
no
13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
no
14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
yes
15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
no
16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
no
17. [ ] You have played with fire.
yes
18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
yes
19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
no
20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
mm no lol

juicy_jody1
04-13-2007, 03:16 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Jazzyfairy
04-13-2007, 05:22 AM
Apparently I'm 65% Retarded...BULLSHIT!

Yeh wot Bullshit! U should blatently b 100% retarded :lol:


1. [X] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [X] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [X] You have jumped off something.

8. [X] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [X] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [X] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer

I am 40% Retarded haha

ModeratorsSexSlave
04-13-2007, 05:25 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

I'm 40% retarded.

AlishasRandomness
04-13-2007, 06:50 AM
1. [x ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ x] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ x,i was blindfolded] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ x,sadly yes] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer

i'm 45% retarded lol

OC_CHiiCK
04-13-2007, 08:32 AM
Yeh wot Bullshit! U should blatently b 100% retarded :lol:
You're Beyond Retarded, You Cant Spell

Jazzyfairy
04-13-2007, 10:58 AM
You're Beyond Retarded, You Cant Spell


Mmm hmmm & what can i not spell?

Jazzyfairy
04-13-2007, 10:59 AM
[QUOTE=OC_CHiiCK;9878909]check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded
QUOTE]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

GloomyEeyore2007
04-13-2007, 11:28 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

GloomyEeyore2007
04-13-2007, 11:28 AM
^^^^^That was retarded lol

TheNatureBoy
04-13-2007, 11:46 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

45% retarded..eh it could be worse

wikkidzak
04-13-2007, 09:10 PM
1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 65% Retarded...BULLSHIT!

OC_CHiiCK
04-13-2007, 09:52 PM
Yeh wot Bullshit! U should blatently b 100% retarded :lol:
Mmm hmmm & what can i not spell?

^^^The Words That Are Bolded

check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

I Copied & Pasted This So Apparently I Made No Spelling Mistakes

Kermit42
04-14-2007, 02:05 AM
1. [ x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ x...with hot coffee in my hands!] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x...by one of those gum packages that shocks you.] You have been shocked/electricuted.


9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.


13. [ x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ x] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x...it scares me though. ] You have played with fire.

18. [x haha. ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

I'm ____% retarded

xUniquexWunx
04-14-2007, 07:55 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.
2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [ ] You have walked into a door
4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [ ] You have walked into a wall.
6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs
7. [ ] You have jumped off something.
8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.
9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
17. [ ] You have played with fire.
18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

I'm 75% Retarded :D Haha

HayleyxVengeance
04-14-2007, 10:39 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 85% Retarded...BULLSHIT!

rebeccax
03-02-2008, 03:58 PM
1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.


95%! :]]

its_sullyyo
03-02-2008, 04:35 PM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 40% Retarded.

Bitchiness
03-02-2008, 04:58 PM
check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x ] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x ] You have played with fire.

18. [ x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ x] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

55%

Xx--SoFi--xX
03-02-2008, 05:04 PM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 72% Retarded.. Shit :lol:

NaniWoah
03-04-2008, 09:05 PM
check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

1. [x ] You have choked while drinking water before.
yuh; this afternoon ;-;
2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.
who dosent
3. [x] You have walked into a door
Lolz; ahh
4. [x ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
yeaa; jessica simpson much x]
5.[x ] You have walked into a wall.
yup
6. [x ] You have fallen going UP the stairs
because a shoe
7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [x ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
the first time i figured out it was bad
10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.
lots
12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [x ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
haha
14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
on me foot
15. [x ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
yea me socks. if that counts
16. [x ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.
haha; pyro
18. [x ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.
xD
19. [x ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
;'......(
20. [x ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.
xD
Apparently I'm 65% Retarded...BULLSHIT!

suicide-girls
03-05-2008, 07:44 AM
1.You have choked while drinking water before.
2. You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. You have walked into a door
4. You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. You have walked into a wall.
6. You have fallen going UP the stairs
7. You have jumped off something.
8. You have been shocked/electricuted.
9. You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10. Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.
11. You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.
13. You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
14. You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
16. You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.
17. You have played with fire.
18. You have burned something because you forgot about it.
19. You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron
20. You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

I'm 65% retarded, apparently.

StopAnimalCruelty
03-05-2008, 09:30 PM
1. [ X] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ X] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ X] You have walked into a door

4. [] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [X ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ X] You have jumped off something.[/B]

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching

11. [] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

fluffy_marshmallow911
03-06-2008, 12:00 AM
1. [ ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

60% -- I def would have assumed more.

kawaiimei10
03-06-2008, 12:11 PM
check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

1. [X ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [X ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [X ] You have walked into a door

4. [X ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[X ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [X ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [X ] You have jumped off something.

8. [X ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[X ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [X ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [X ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [X ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [X ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [X ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [X ] You have played with fire.

18. [X ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [X ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

oh man i'm 85% retarded lol

karlita350
03-06-2008, 05:55 PM
1. [x ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ x] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [x ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

i am 60 % retarded [:

seed564
03-07-2008, 09:33 AM
check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

You have choked while drinking water before.

You have tripped down the stairs before.

You have walked into a door

You have pushed a door the wrong way.

You have walked into a wall.

You have fallen going UP the stairs

You have jumped off something.

You have been shocked/electrocuted.

You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching

You have forgotten something that someone said.

Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

You have played with fire.

You have burned something because you forgot about it.

You've stepped on a flat iron/ curling iron

You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.


I'm 75% retarded

A-Domino
03-07-2008, 07:39 PM
1. [ x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ x] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ x] You have jumped off something.

8. [ x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [ ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ x] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ x] You have played with fire.

18. [ x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

17 X 5...

85% retarded.
heyyyyyy, thats fucking retarded.

SapFire
03-10-2008, 11:35 AM
1. [ x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ ] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

35% retarded xD

gorge-gal
03-10-2008, 02:46 PM
check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm ____% retarded

1. [ x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x ] You have walked into a door

4. [x ] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[x ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [x ] You have jumped off something.

8. [x ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [x ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x ] You have played with fire.

18. [x ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [x ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [x ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 85% Retarded...OH DEAR LOL!

Soulless_Heartless
03-11-2008, 05:04 AM
1. [x] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

"I'm __65__% retarded

sweet_girl-28
03-14-2008, 11:55 PM
check all that apply to you then add up your points (1 point each) after you finish this multiply it by 5 And Respost as: "I'm _25___% retarded

1. [x ] You have choked while drinking water before.

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [ x] You have walked into a door

4. [ x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5.[ ] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs

7. [ ] You have jumped off something.

8. [ ] You have been shocked/electricuted.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[ x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the
show you were watching.

11. [x ] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends//family call you "blonde" a lot.

13. [ ] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out

14. [ ] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [ ] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have burned something because you forgot about it.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron/ curliing iron

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

Apparently I'm 25% Retarded...