http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Victoria: At age 38 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

:eek2:

Lee: At age 59 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

Seems like a good age to die but not the best way to die. lol

andy: At age 30 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
Noooooooo! Anything but that!

Vatsal: At age 62 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

At age 24 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Wow, what a great way to die, lol.

Amanda: At age 56 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

Thats Bullshit

Kim: At age 42 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Mmkaygood.

Joey: At age 30 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
= /

jessie: At age 21 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end. :eek2:

Shona: At age 45 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Haha. Sounds like a good way to go.

Anthony: At age 56 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

At least I'll know how to beat those inbred cannibals!

rofl :
At age 52 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style

Ruby: At age 25 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

=\ I was so young.

Ashley: At age 56 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

The_Lost_Failure: At age 41 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

rebecca: At age 32 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

Vlad: At age 68 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

WTF?

Amy: At age 52 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

At age 42 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

makeisha: at age 63 you will be stalked ny a fan of your fantastic word works, held and tortured over a period of weeks. then youll die

karina: At age 24 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

jessie: At age 21 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end. :eek2:

that is amazing.



Rhiannon: At age 48 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

oshit.

Brian: At age 55 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Why would they be rabid? And why would I be near the opening of an X-Men movie?

Sarah: At age 64 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


FUCKING MONKEYS

Jessie: At age 23 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Jordan Lopez: At age 33 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Rebecca: At age 21 you will choke on a piece of steak.

wow uhh ok?

Sarah: At age 31 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Molly: At age 47 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Amanda: At age 34 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Jesus. My worst fear come true. =O

ruby: At age 24 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Erin: At age 48 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Bree: At age 59 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


LAME!

Kaylee: At age 32 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

thats scary