Help me or make me a LiveJournal layout?

If you can, contact me and I'll give you the details and pictures I'd like for it.

I am just partially HTML retarded ever since I got rid of MySpace.

w3schools.org is a good place to learn how to do it. Try the CSS tutorial and maybe just learn it well enough to tweak an existing layout to your specs? Unfortunately I don't know CSS well enough to make one from scratch, so if you need advice in that department you'll have to look elsewhere.

I'd have to look over LiveJournal's template system again, and I could probably do it. Maybe I'll help you, but I'm a wee bit busy right now.