The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

Your a retard, Abercrombie and Fitch is my 2nd favorite clothing store after Armani Exchange. Stop hatin, what do you wear, clothes from walmart.

Lol. I work at abercrombie. haha.

And though I must admit its not the most original or stylish brand of clothing. Its cute and comfy and good for just going to class. And I don't know why people say it is over priced because it isnt at all.

Also I hate how people say that people that wear Abercrombie aren't original. They are just as original as those who wear Ralph Lauren, Wal mart, Hottopic, Armani, or anything. If you don't make your own clothes other people are gonna have the same clothes as you = not original.

I think that they r kinda too expensive..

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
you dont need to be rich to wear that stuff... i know many people that wear it that deffinatly aren't the richest people. Why do you care so much to type all that out?...
are you envious of them?....

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.
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:lmfao:

Your a retard, Abercrombie and Fitch is my 2nd favorite clothing store after Armani Exchange. Stop hatin, what do you wear, clothes from walmart.

stfu walmart owns your moms facee.

stfu walmart owns your moms facee.
Ummm, "walmart owns my moms facee" good one, I don't know if that was supposed to insult me, or in some way hurt me, but you have to try harder.

You're a retard. Abercrombie and Fitch is my 2nd favorite clothing store after Armani Exchange. Stop hatin, what do you wear, clothes from walmart.

Just because the OP dislikes Abercrombie doesn't make him a retard. I too dislike Abercrombie.

Also, before you go and claim I wear stuff from Walmart, I happen to buy clothes from Armani, Kenneth Cole, Diesel, Ben Sherman, etc.

Just because the OP dislikes Abercrombie doesn't make him a retard. I too dislike Abercrombie.

Also, before you go and claim I wear stuff from Walmart, I happen to buy clothes from Armani, Kenneth Cole, Diesel, Ben Sherman, etc.
I'm not saying he's a reatrd for not liking Abercrombie, I'm saying he's a retard for labeling people that wear Abercrombie as stuck up rich kids that only listen to DMB, I don't listen to DMB, I prefer techno, and I'm also not a stuck up rich kid.

Ummm, "walmart owns my moms facee" good one, I don't know if that was supposed to insult me, or in some way hurt me, but you have to try harder.
nope it wasnt.
im smart enough to know your mom jokes are pretty much lameass.
i just like wal mart...alot.

I'm not saying he's a reatrd for not liking Abercrombie, I'm saying he's a retard for labeling people that wear Abercrombie as stuck up rich kids that only listen to DMB, I don't listen to DMB, I prefer techno, and I'm also not a stuck up rich kid.

In that case, I agree. Stereotyping is ignorance at it's finest level.

Since you like Armani, what do you think of AE's holiday lineup? There's a few sweaters, some accessories, and tees that caught my eye, but that was about it I believe. I liked last years better.

Meh....what you described is the middle class sector..the "yuppies", and Abercrombie describes 1% of the yuppies.

In that case, I agree. Stereotyping is ignorance at it's finest level.

Since you like Armani, what do you think of AE's holiday lineup? There's a few sweaters, some accessories, and tees that caught my eye, but that was about it I believe. I liked last years better.
I was just in there Sunday, a few things caught my eyes, when I went in, I bought this.
http://www.armaniexchange.com/product/mens/sweaters/black+logo+sweater.do?asc=&sortby=&size=
I really like it, but the thing that caught my eyes the most was this shirt, didn't buy it, but planning on it.
http://www.armaniexchange.com/product/mens/shirts/sunset+metal+shirt.do?asc=&sortby=&size=

Your a retard, Abercrombie and Fitch is my 2nd favorite clothing store after Armani Exchange. Stop hatin, what do you wear, clothes from walmart.

snob

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

This basically described 90 percent of the kids at my school, except they're more into Hollister and American Eagle. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with this. I've been known to hit AE for a scarf or a pair of jeans now and then. But it's true that most kids at my school drive SUVs and listen to Dave Matthews. They're a generally nice group of people though so my classmates don't ridicule those who don't wear the same clothing as they do.

I was just in there Sunday, a few things caught my eyes, when I went in, I bought this.
http://www.armaniexchange.com/product/mens/sweaters/black+logo+sweater.do?asc=&sortby=&size=
I really like it, but the thing that caught my eyes the most was this shirt, didn't buy it, but planning on it.
http://www.armaniexchange.com/product/mens/shirts/sunset+metal+shirt.do?asc=&sortby=&size=

I was thinking about buying that sweater actually. I like that shirt a lot too.

Guys that know how to dress, o la la

Guys that know how to dress, o la la

A sweater with "Armani Exchange" written accross the chest? That's knowing how to dress? No, that's being a walking advertisment. It's just your average sweater, nothing particularly cool about it except that it's got a fancy brand name written on it. So Armani knows people will buy it for the snob-factor. What's more, people are even more likely to buy it with the name on it because by doing so, others will know it's designer and thus be impressed.

That's style?

A sweater with "Armani Exchange" written accross the chest? That's knowing how to dress? No, that's being a walking advertisment. It's just your average sweater, nothing particularly cool about it except that it's got a fancy brand name written on it. So Armani knows people will buy it for the snob-factor. What's more, people are even more likely to buy it with the name on it because by doing so, others will know it's designer and thus be impressed.

That's style?
Do you like hate designer brands for some reason, what did they ever do to you?

A sweater with "Armani Exchange" written accross the chest? That's knowing how to dress? No, that's being a walking advertisment. It's just your average sweater, nothing particularly cool about it except that it's got a fancy brand name written on it. So Armani knows people will buy it for the snob-factor. What's more, people are even more likely to buy it with the name on it because by doing so, others will know it's designer and thus be impressed.

That's style?


No,style is the fit of the shirt and the pants that armani has to offer. Ripped baggy abercrombie jeans, that's style? Yeah, it is...I dont particularly LIKE it though.

You seem very very bitter. Why do you hate designer brands so much? It'sa wasted emotion.

No,style is the fit of the shirt and the pants that armani has to offer. Ripped baggy abercrombie jeans, that's style? Yeah, it is...I dont particularly LIKE it though.

You seem very very bitter. Why do you hate designer brands so much? It'sa wasted emotion.

I don't hate designer brands, God no. I love designer clothing. I just don't like clothing with huge logos across the front. Honestly, I wouldn't even notice the "fit" of the shirt. I would be so distracted by the obnoxious words in the huge, bold print.

I don't hate designer brands, God no. I love designer clothing. I just don't like clothing with huge logos across the front. Honestly, I wouldn't even notice the "fit" of the shirt. I would be so distracted by the obnoxious words in the huge, bold print.

First, not everything by Armani Exchange has the huge logo.

Second, have you ever worn an Armani Exchange sweater?

I hate the fact that some girls in my highschool who wear Abercrombie think they're better than everyone else because of the name which is emblazoned across their chest, etc.

"Did you see what that girl was wearing? Definitely Winners. Like, eww."

I seriously heard a girl in my class say that.

TO another point, why the hellpay for something super expensive that just says the brand name on the shirt, etc?

I was just in there Sunday, a few things caught my eyes, when I went in, I bought this.
http://www.armaniexchange.com/product/mens/sweaters/black+logo+sweater.do?asc=&sortby=&size=
I really like it, but the thing that caught my eyes the most was this shirt, didn't buy it, but planning on it.
http://www.armaniexchange.com/product/mens/shirts/sunset+metal+shirt.do?asc=&sortby=&size=
I don't think a plain ol' sweater with ARMANI EXCHANGE emblazoned across it is 78$ worth. I mean, they should be paying you some for all that advertisement you're doing with that sweater.

Just to point out the marketing aspect, people wouldn't want it if it were cheap.

It's like Garrett's popcorn (well-known Chicago popcorn guy), he charges $25 for a small amount, and it isn't even very good, but the line will be out the door in freezing weather.

Abercrombie is just a store, you have issues, it's a not a mental issue like the way you describe "aberzombie", lol.

First, not everything by Armani Exchange has the huge logo.

Second, have you ever worn an Armani Exchange sweater?

I realize that not everything by Armani Exchange has the logo. I was just talking about that particular sweater.

And no, I haven't ever worn one. If you're going to tell me that it feels nicer than others, I can't argue with that. But Laura89 was declaring it stylish which I don't agree with. I'm willing to believe that wearing it feels great. But aesthetically, I just think it's awful.

I won't argue with that. To each his own.

I was pretty sure the first post as meant to be humorous but w/e

The people who piss me off are ones who walk around in there AE and A&F torn jeans and shit, and think they are all cool and shit and better than the kid wearing the blue jeans and t-shirt.

Plus the ripped stuff is gay anyways

Plus abercrombie promotes teen sex (look it up)

plus its wayyyyyy overpriced

plus theres a shirtless guy at the front of the store here with his pants falling down, why the hell would I go in there,.


Snobville is all it is. Old Navy is fine.

I don't think a plain ol' sweater with ARMANI EXCHANGE emblazoned across it is 78$ worth. I mean, they should be paying you some for all that advertisement you're doing with that sweater.
If you don't think it's worth it then don't buy it and don't complain about it. I'm willing to pay $78 for it, and that's my business, I really could care less if you think it's worth the money. It's my money and I will spend it however I want.

lol @ implying A&F is expensive.

I thought it was for the longest time too.

Then I was actually allowed to shop for myself and spend my own money, amounts that count for something, at least in the stores where we could afford to shop. I saw that I did indeed have enough money for this and similar brands (I chose not to buy it.), and that there are more expensive brands of clothing.

Wear what you want. It's your perogative to wear the clothing, and mine to express that I dislike it by not wearing it.

lol @ the stereotypes. I attended high school in a farming town, and I frequently saw people wearing A&F, AE, Hollister, whatever brand of clothing. We are neither sheltered nor isolated from the trends of suburban America. I really don't care that they wore it; it never changed who they were and how they acted, at least from what I saw.

Thanks to the interweb, hicks can now dress like them city-slickers.

/sarcasm.

If you don't think it's worth it then don't buy it and don't complain about it. I'm willing to pay $78 for it, and that's my business, I really could care less if you think it's worth the money. It's my money and I will spend it however I want.

yeah, but its stupid

ROFL, this is hilarious. What makes it so entertaining is the people defending Abercrombie/AE/Hollister/whateverthefuck.

Abercrombie.....not my style. mostly because the self absorbed bitches at my school wear Abercrombie and only Abercrombie. i prefer to be stylish without being a bitch clone, thank you very much!

this thread speaks the truth

Do you like hate designer brands for some reason, what did they ever do to you?

Abercombie isn't even a designer brand, now, shh.

ANYWAY, yeah I don't like Abercombie. They're way overpriced and the quality of clothing is basically shit. The clothing designs are beyond average. None of their merchandise is original or brilliant, and took no talent to come up with. I don't understand why people rave about Abercombie, they act like it's a fucking god.

I like Hollister, American Eagle, Forever 21, Buckle, etc. But I don't like Abercrombie.

I feel like whenever I go in there they are way to expensive. One shirt is like $40 and I ain't paying that much for a shirt when I can go to AE and get one for $12. Also, when I go in there I feel like they don't have much to pick from. Like two shirts and two pairs of jeans and that's it. That's why I don't Abercrombie.

A local A&F is getting sued because of the posters shown at a local mall by some kids mom.

yeah, but its stupid
Thank you:)

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

I didn't understand a word you said. But i dont like A&F, holliester, american eagle cuz I just dont like the style. I dont hate on people who wear it, it's just not for me. But I'm not poor. >.< But I do think the clothes are a bit expensive, I rather buy a bag.

My take on Abercrombie?

It's very expensive for such bland clothing. None of it is even stylish, its just plain, simple tee shirts and jeans. Theres nothing wrong with that. But if youre gonna spend big bucks on clothes, why not buy high fashion clothing?

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzom
bies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

lmao.

i wear abercrombie, and i am not a mindless clone like you described. i am smart: honors physics, advanced photography, and band. i like good music: system of a down, korn, the hives, marilyn manson. just because i like a certain brand of clothes doesn't make me stupid and tasteless. stop stereotyping.

that's funny!

i dont shop at ambercrombie and fitch. i like buying thrift and small stores cause i wanna cute without seeing other chicks wearing MY clothes.

get ma drift?

dont follow the flow.
follow ur own.

I'm an Aberzombie. And I'm not afraid to cut a bitch.

i wear abercrombie, and i am not a mindless clone like you described. i am smart: honors physics, advanced photography, and band. i like good music: system of a down, korn, the hives, marilyn manson. just because i like a certain brand of clothes doesn't make me stupid and tasteless. stop stereotyping.

Everyone says they like good music. That's why they like it. Because they think it's good. That was a pointless statement.

well for your info
system of a down, korn, the hives, marilyn manson.
have very good music lol

I don't really like Abercrombie, but to lump everyone who wears it into one big mass of stupidity is pretty effing retarded. They are no more or less original than anyone who shops at any other store. For the most part, you really can't know anything about someone based on their clothes.
That wasn't funny, anyway.


EDIT: Pretty much everyone thinks that the bands they like have good music. I think Korn sucks and Joy Division is awesome, but that doesn't necessarily make it so--I'm biased because of my own musical taste.

well for your info
system of a down, korn, the hives, marilyn manson.
have very good music lol

Way to totally miss the point of my post.

Wow I am so glad we don't have abercrombie here.

Unfortunatly we are ridden with Supre, Valley Girl and Dotti :(

A store actually called Valley Girl?

Oy vey, sounds gross.

I really don't get this whole "brands" deal.

If I see something in a shop, and I have the money, I'll buy it. I bought a jacket from kmart today and a bonds singlet. Does that make me pov? I happen to think that they look nice.

I wear what I want to wear, regardless and what brand it is. I don't mind paying $200 for jeans, as long as they look nice. I couldnt give a fuck what brand they were. No one can see the label on your collar.

Wow I am so glad we don't have abercrombie here.

Unfortunatly we are ridden with Supre, Valley Girl and Dotti :(

Cotton On FTW :lmfao:

Your a retard, Abercrombie and Fitch is my 2nd favorite clothing store after Armani Exchange. Stop hatin, what do you wear, clothes from walmart.
Theres nothing wrong with Walmart's clothing.

A&F=Hollister

just to let you know.

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Well, aren't you hard core. You know, I bet you own something from hot topic, which is, in fact OWNED BY ABERCROMBIE.
And why do you stereotype people like that. I occasionally shop at AF and I listen to all kinds of music, fom paris hilton and lindsay lohan, to classic rock (i love boston!), to indie bands like phoenix and camera obscura, to local metal bands.
You're just an arrogant ass who doesn't conform for the sake of "sticking out" even though you sound like all those other non conformists out there.

Abercombie isn't even a designer brand, now, shh.

ANYWAY, yeah I don't like Abercombie. They're way overpriced and the quality of clothing is basically shit. The clothing designs are beyond average. None of their merchandise is original or brilliant, and took no talent to come up with. I don't understand why people rave about Abercombie, they act like it's a fucking god.
Actually the designer brand I was talking about was Armani Exchange, I know A&F isn't a designer brand.

Well, aren't you hard core. You know, I bet you own something from hot topic, which is, in fact OWNED BY ABERCROMBIE.
And why do you stereotype people like that. I occasionally shop at AF and I listen to all kinds of music, fom paris hilton and lindsay lohan, to classic rock (i love boston!), to indie bands like phoenix and camera obscura, to local metal bands.
You're just an arrogant ass who doesn't conform for the sake of "sticking out" even though you sound like all those other non conformists out there.

plus aberzombies seem to have no sense of humor...

well abercombie and fitch are kind of popular
i have some of there stuff
but mostly now we are into tna, talula, etc.

okay.. question!
why are you all argueing to defend CLOTHING? do you think about it at all?
just because one person doesnt like something, and you wear that something, it doesnt mean that they are labeling you.. some clothing is expensive, but somebody isnt going to pour their life into their clothing line, and not get money for it? these people are trying to make a living.
i dont think you guys should reconsider what you are saying.... i know its the internet and you all like to slash at each other... but common sence here people.

Well, aren't you hard core. You know, I bet you own something from hot topic, which is, in fact OWNED BY ABERCROMBIE.
And why do you stereotype people like that. I occasionally shop at AF and I listen to all kinds of music, fom paris hilton and lindsay lohan, to classic rock (i love boston!), to indie bands like phoenix and camera obscura, to local metal bands.
You're just an arrogant ass who doesn't conform for the sake of "sticking out" even though you sound like all those other non conformists out there.
It's hard for me to consider Paris Hilton, 'music'.

you care wayyy too much about this

Walmart?Do they sell walls there?

Walmart?Do they sell walls there?
Shhh...


Wal-Mart is the shizznit.

CLOTHES ARE CLOTHES I MEAN DAMN WAT EVER YOU LIKE YOU FUCKING LIKE DONT JUDGE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY LIKE THATS HOW SO MUCH SHIT GOT STARTED THROUGHT HISTORY OF WORLD (HITLER, CIVIL WAR, SPANISH INQUSITION)

YEAH MAN! FO SHIZZLE!

Caps lock is like cruise control for retards.

Man that made me lol. I really don't give a crap about Abercrombie and Fitch tho, I don't like the clothes, but hey, people should wear whatever they want with out being insulted.

bump

I wear what I like, doesn't matter what the brand is.

Jurassic-5 did it ever occur to you that a $78 sweater might be expensive to you but to not someone else.

While fashion isnt on the price tag anyone who thinks there gonna find anything moderatly fashionable at walmart should wake up because its not gonna happen.

Im not defending Abercrombie & Fitch, i worked at Abercrombie for like 3 weeks and it sucked. I own a few shirts and Jeans from A&F but i usually just wear that stuff to like the gym or something.

Seriously though i really hate the people who Wear A&F and think there like coture and act like there a millionaire because they are wearing a $40 shirt and $80 jeans. Usually the belt im wearing costs more then there outfit, but i dont blab the price of my clothes because people who do that are retarded. Buy clothes for the style or the designer or label you like not the price tag.

I didn't really read all the posts, but I personally love A&F, and am no where near an "aberzombie" or whatever the heck you called it. Just because someone likes a certain store, doesn't mean that they listen to a certain type of music, act a certain way, etc. Also, I don't walk around showing off lables like A&F, AE, Aeropostale, Hollister, etc. 'cause there really not that expensive or great. I just like their clothes.

<3 Simone

Jurassic-5 did it ever occur to you that a $78 sweater might be expensive to you but to not someone else.

While fashion isnt on the price tag anyone who thinks there gonna find anything moderatly fashionable at walmart should wake up because its not gonna happen.

Im not defending Abercrombie & Fitch, i worked at Abercrombie for like 3 weeks and it sucked. I own a few shirts and Jeans from A&F but i usually just wear that stuff to like the gym or something.

Seriously though i really hate the people who Wear A&F and think there like coture and act like there a millionaire because they are wearing a $40 shirt and $80 jeans. Usually the belt im wearing costs more then there outfit, but i dont blab the price of my clothes because people who do that are retarded. Buy clothes for the style or the designer or label you like not the price tag.
I agree, cept with the job at Abercrombie sucks, one of my best buddies currently works at Abercrombie and he likes it, the pay is pretty good, it's a easy clean job, and you get discounts on their stuff.

What kind of retarded fricken thread is this??? Who cares where people shop? What do you care if it is not you..you can not judge someoneby where they buy their fuckin clothes....get a life..

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

I may be rich, but my school DEFINITELY isn't. So WRONG there.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

RIGHT on the advertisements.

RIGHT on the wealth.

RIGHT on the SUV.

WRONG on the mating bit.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

WRONG WRONG WRONG! I listen to everything from Britney Spears to Metallica.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

WRONG on all counts. I don't "complain" about problems. I eliminate them.

And I believe that, even WITH your slightly above-average vocabulary, you are still slightly unintelligent.