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2Ill4Logic
05-15-2004, 05:45 PM
Alright lets keep the spirit of the show alive!!!!

Phoebe:Joey's my back-up, we shook on it, but that's not how he wanted to seal the deal!

Janice: Oh My God

Joey: Hi my name is Chandler, could I BE wearing anymore clothes?

Rachel: And that my friend is what you call closure!

Katie
05-15-2004, 06:26 PM
Um, I think you watch Friends a wee bit too much ...

Tom Morello
05-15-2004, 06:57 PM
Just saw it earlier. Fucking funny.
*Chandler's gold watch falls off*
Monica: I bet you paid quite a few kablones for that watch.
Hahaha.
Kablones.

Duncan
05-15-2004, 07:12 PM
'the most important thing here is.......the dutch girl picked me!'


gets me all the time

DiddyZBadChK
05-15-2004, 08:15 PM
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: The camera adds 10 lbs.
Chandler: So how many camera's were on you?!?!

2Ill4Logic
05-16-2004, 12:21 PM
Phoebe: (singing too little children) The cow in the meadow goes Moo, yes the cow in the meadow goes Moo. Then the farmer comes and chops his head off and that's how we get hamburgers

low_ri_der
05-16-2004, 05:21 PM
Ross: what was Monica's nickname in soccer?
Chandler: Big Fat Goalie.

My favorite episode

dancindiva88
05-16-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Tom Morello

Monica: I bet you paid quite a few kablones for that watch.
Hahaha.
Kablones.

It's dubloons, not kablones. Dubloons are pirate gold.

My favorite quotes, hmmm...

Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.

Joey: Hey, hey, check it out. Guess what I got.
Chandler: Rhythm?

Phoebe: Yeah. I'm a hard ass.
Monica: And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.
Phoebe: Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!

Joey: Uh, Gunther, I can't pay for this right now because I'm not working, so I've had to cut down on some luxuries like, uh, paying for stuff.

Just a few of them, I have like a zillion quotes!

Duncan
05-16-2004, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by DiddyZBadChK
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: The camera adds 10 lbs.
Chandler: So how many camera's were on you?!?!



love that quote!!! :lmfao:

Taygal99
05-16-2004, 08:44 PM
its not really a quote, but from when joey (i think it was him or it may have been chandler... i dont remember) was going for a job interview, and he couldnt stop giggling when the guy said DUTIES... i cant help laughing now too...

Tom Morello
05-17-2004, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by dancindiva88
It's dubloons, not kablones. Dubloons are pirate gold.

Oh right rofl fucking quality

abidinglove<3
05-19-2004, 07:59 PM
"i'm so nervous my ass is sweating"

hahahaha

lexiN5
05-19-2004, 08:27 PM
joey: how youuuuuu doin?

Tom Morello
05-20-2004, 09:22 AM
I love friends.
I'll be watching it when it comes on in 2 1/2 hours.
I might start taping them.

sport_krazee
05-20-2004, 11:10 AM
how u dooooin

Sparklez_304
05-22-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Taygal99
its not really a quote, but from when joey (i think it was him or it may have been chandler... i dont remember) was going for a job interview, and he couldnt stop giggling when the guy said DUTIES... i cant help laughing now too...

chandler

Tom Morello
05-22-2004, 02:09 PM
Son, that isn't a 3rd nipple
furthermore, it's on yo' ass.

musicgirl06
05-23-2004, 02:03 PM
This is from the extended version of the finale I think, but...

Chandler: I have a question. Without looking into their diapers, can you tell them apart?
Monica: Of course I can, I'm their mother.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Okay, which one is that one?
Monica: That's Jack.
Chandler: Whoa...Jack's going to have a tough time in high school with that vagina.

Katie <3

Lucky17
05-23-2004, 03:26 PM
Ross: i fell asleep!
Rachel: you fell asleep?Ross: yes, i fell asleep. cuz you, kept rambling on for 18 pages, FRONT AND BACK!
[Ross storming out]
Rachel:i cant even believe i even thought about getting back together with you, we are sooooo over!
Ross:[sobbing] FINE BY ME!

Angel_Guy
05-23-2004, 05:29 PM
all this quotes are awsome, I love F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!!!!!!