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hollywood_is_dead
09-02-2006, 08:52 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?

9) How many gods do you know?

10) Do you own a cape?

11) Underwear or commando?

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family?

14) Have you ever had phone sex?

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?

22) How many **** magazines do you own?

23) How many sex toys do you own?

24) Have you ever been tied up?

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?

28) Threesome anyone?

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?

32) How do you feel about water bras?

33) Do you own a blindfold?

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?

lil-mizz-sxc
09-02-2006, 09:44 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? ITALY

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? ABERDEEN

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? bars u cn put weight on that are like in the movin mean girls

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? none

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? dunno neva remeba

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no and dnt intend to

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? neva but i wish

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? jesse mccartney 5* hotel room, dnt care how many time 1 gd enough

9) How many gods do you know? 2

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? er i dunno

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no way

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? bridget jons diary

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? tescos

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no but i want to

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? close

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? no wya

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? no

32) How do you feel about water bras? wots da point

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? trackies, polo shirt chains etc.

roxy_love
09-02-2006, 03:13 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
- Ummm California

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
- Paris I guess

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
- Horsebridge. W. Snap. Gah thats a crappy name :(

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
- Pork scratchings and peanuts.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
- Zero.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
- Spiderman? Zero. Superman? Loads.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
- Yes.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
- Oh loads...

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
- Danny Mcfly duhhh. Anywhere and everywhere.

9) How many gods do you know?
- None, personally.

10) Do you own a cape?
- I used to.

11) Underwear or commando?
- Underwear during the day, commando at night.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
- Spank it? WTF? Feed it.

13) How dysfunctional is your family? - Very. End of.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
- Maybe, well, yes.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? - Nope.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
- Oh, big. Granny's underpants, lets not go there.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
- No thank god.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? - Haha not yet.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
- 6am ish.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
- With a what?

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? - Yup once, they forgot my chips the fuckers.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
- None :shifty:

23) How many sex toys do you own?
- Just the shower.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
- Haha yes. Only once.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
- Unfortunatley not.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
- I dont have a headboard :(

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
- Nope.

28) Threesome anyone?
- Not yet.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
- HAHAHA. You could say that.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? - Ummm no.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
- Never tried.

32) How do you feel about water bras?
- What if they burst? Huh?

33) Do you own a blindfold?
- Nope.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
- Not that Im aware of.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
- Umm, boxers. Yeah, thats it.

gUsSs_NZ
09-02-2006, 03:42 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Um > Florida

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Miami

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

Droopy Dirty Sanchez Stripper

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
Fried Chicken

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
Ehh none that I can recall

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
Hehe a couple of times

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
Never....

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
Ufff, tons

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Beyonce in her house. 7x

9) How many gods do you know?
Eh just one

10) Do you own a cape?
Who doesn't

11) Underwear or commando?
Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order


Feed it
13) How dysfunctional is your family?
Very >

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
Ahem ....

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
Never been ther

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
Like a motherfuckin parachute

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
No. Im blessed.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
Nope.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
Till the next day

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
Haven't had the pleasure yet

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
Ahaha Yeah.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
Collect FHM magazines... But those aren't considerend ****

23) How many sex toys do you own?
None

24) Have you ever been tied up?
Not yet

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
I have access to some.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
Vert

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
Not that I know

28) Threesome anyone?
I wish

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
Heheh Ill pass this one

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
Corse

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
Ah > I'll pass

32) How do you feel about water bras?
Thumb down

33) Do you own a blindfold?
Nope

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
NOt yet

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
Air Hostess

dotie
09-02-2006, 05:11 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Alabama is the first one that comes to mind

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? I unno

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Boundary
First initial of your brand of underwear. J.
Name of your first pet. Tukie

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? random question much. Um, whatever they wanted? Or Chinese food

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never been drunk

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never been drunk

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? once when I was little. I tried it too....

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? I'm not entirely sure who, the place would have to be stylish (I mean they are famous), and I don't know..

9) How many gods do you know? greek gods? a couple...

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? very

14) Have you ever had phone sex? came close to it, but no...

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? I don't know

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no, thank god

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? I don't know. maybe 10:00pm/11:00pm at most.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? not for sexual purposes..

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? maybve an inch away...

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? never tried it

32) How do you feel about water bras? not necessary. never had one on..

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? I'd go as an old man, because I couldget clothes for that easier. so in that case, a tophat type thing, a flannel shirt, a pair of overalls, and a cane. Or, as a kid my age, the really baggy guy pants, scateboard shoes, a sleeveless t-shirt, and a baseball cap. Maybe a skateboard, if I could get my hands on one.

hollywood_is_dead
09-03-2006, 01:43 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? ITALY
Italy is a COUNTRY.

1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Montana. I love that name.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? I dont know.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
Dawn Mist J. Smokey [what the fuck?]

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Pie.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? None..?

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Lol, a few. But that a perverted joke.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Both.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? None.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? EMINEM, ANYWHERE and A MILLION TIMES.

9) How many gods do you know? 1. I dont know him, persay.

10) Do you own a cape? No. I do have a blanket, though. =)

11) Underwear or commando? Commando, usually.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you:
Feed it.

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Extremely.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Yep.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? No, Ive never been to one.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Um, Im not sure.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? God no [thank you].

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Like, 4AM.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Yes.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Haha, yeah. Usually doesnt work because you have to hit the weight.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None.

23) How many sex toys do you own? None.

24) Have you ever been tied up? Yes.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? I dont have a headboard.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? Lol. Possibly?

28) Threesome anyone? Done it.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? No!

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Boobies.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Yes.

32) How do you feel about water bras? Um, theyre heavy.

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yes.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No..

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? I dress up as Willy Wonka; heck yes!

brunette_gal_2k6
09-03-2006, 05:15 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? New York?

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Glasgow

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear. [ This One !! ]
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Chocolate cake :D

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? dno, i havent been drunk before.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? dno, haven't been drunk yet.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Eww no!

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? 2 times but i was like 3 or 4 i think..

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Erm, me to know and you to possibly to never find out !

9) How many gods do you know? erm, 1 ? ^^ hes listening btw !

10) Do you own a cape? yup! but i only used it once.. halloween

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it. <<<< [ feed it bannanas till it pukes !]
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? dnt have a fucking clue ! :D

14) Have you ever had phone sex? nope! i'm a wee angle

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? nope never been to a country club before, but if i ever go i'll imform u ...

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? as big is my house! and dats big.. no just kidding ..

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? Dnt Remind me!! god damn it !!

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? nah i'm only 13, but for the meany times i've caught them .. i'm gonna make sure of it lmao!

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? ASDA - its a supermarket, 2am i think..

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yep, never again!

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? nope! how stupid lolz.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? umm, i need to count.. i have 0 lol :D

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? yes, by my younger cousin b/c i said she looked like a dwarf lol !

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? yes i bought them on holiday and accidently handcuffed myself to the car door.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? [--------------] << that close, i think.. hmm.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? like i said i'm only 13 god sake, do u want me growing up to be a whore?

28) Threesome anyone? no i'll pass thanx

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? yes my breasts are names "Mary-Kate && Ashley" left to right ppl.. jk jk

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? not a fucking clue, sorry.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? never had it.

32) How do you feel about water bras? O.o interesting.. or it might make me sea sick.. idk

33) Do you own a blindfold? yes .. dnt ask though.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? nope...

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? i choose to wear -
1- Underwear
2- football top =D
3- football shorts

BTW - guys will have more fun dressing up as women. being slutty would be F.U.N :D:D

Save_the_chickenz2
09-03-2006, 05:38 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Virginia

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Paris

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Wawanda H. Daisy
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? cheese burgers

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never been

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never.....?

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? none

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? ???

9) How many gods do you know? 2...god, and me

10) Do you own a cape? no.....?

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? scale from 1-10? 3ish

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? BIG

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? prolly 3am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 0

23) How many sex toys do you own? 0

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? next to it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?no

28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no...?

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Unfortounantly, yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? ??

32) How do you feel about water bras? I don't like this survey!

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?boy's clothes?

LonelySoul
09-03-2006, 06:41 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Ohio

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? London

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Front N. Crocket (LMFAO)
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Mashed Potatoes

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? I don't drink

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Uhh..Once...

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? No

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? When I was younger..All the time

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? I don't know his name but the lead singer of Motion City Soundtrack...As many times as possible in a black abyss somewhere where no one could find us

9) How many gods do you know? None

10) Do you own a cape? Yes...It's purple :D

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear please

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it. NO!
feed it.- YES
take it to your room and spank it.- Uhh...No
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Everyones family is dysfuntional (someone once told me) and mine is very dysfuntional

14) Have you ever had phone sex? No

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? No

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Uhh..My step-moms before she lost all her weight..Like size 1000

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Uhh...11:30

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 0

23) How many sex toys do you own? 0

24) Have you ever been tied up? No

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? No but I know where some are :D

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? I don't have a headboard..There are bars near my head..its a ladder

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No

28) Threesome anyone? NO

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? No

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? I don't know

32) How do you feel about water bras? Fake

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Umm...Jeans..a flannel shirt..I don't know..maybe a band T

xXxNotHardcorexXx
09-03-2006, 09:06 PM
after a state...which state would you be?
Um > London

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Sparks

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
Tiffinie LS Mimi

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
cake

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
Ehh none that I can recall

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
hehe 7

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yes

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
many times

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Sonny Moore at his house 10x

9) How many gods do you know?
1 but I know of many

10) Do you own a cape?
yesh

11) Underwear or commando?
Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

Feed it
13) How dysfunctional is your family?
very

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
I'm not going to answer that

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
huge

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
*cries*yes

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
5 am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
not yet
21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
yup

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none of you business

23) How many sex toys do you own?
none

24) Have you ever been tied up?
no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
yes

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
on it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
yes many times

28) Threesome anyone?
no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
lol no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yup

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
umm i'm not telling

32) How do you feel about water bras?
umm no

33) Do you own a blindfold?
Nope

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
fuck it i'm not leaving my house!!!

hollywood_is_dead
09-04-2006, 07:46 AM
Ok, some of you people dont know what a STATE is.
Lol.

rising_son
09-04-2006, 09:47 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Dorset

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Rome

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Tyler N Suki

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Roasted Nuts

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? twice

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? ha ha! none i think

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Not properly Like a kiss on the cheek and all.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Zip

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Christina Millian, Shower, As many times as she ould fit in her busy schedule

9) How many gods do you know? 0

10) Do you own a cape? Lol! Nah

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Feed it

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Not that much

14) Have you ever had phone sex? ha ha nah

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? a golf club

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Not that big

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? nope....

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? :( Yea

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 5 in the morning...

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? No

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? LOL! no.. But I will do now

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 3

23) How many sex toys do you own? 0

24) Have you ever been tied up? nope

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? nope

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Up against it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No comment

28) Threesome anyone? Yes please. .. but not yet

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Lol... Anchorman perhaps?

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yep.. The Olsen Twins or your boobs

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Don't know...

32) How do you feel about water bras? They sound.... errr.. different

33) Do you own a blindfold? I think so... One of those things you get given on an aeroplane (sp?)

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? Nope

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Picture Paris Hilton with more hair....

Katxv
09-24-2006, 07:35 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Alaska?

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Phoenix

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Los Feliz N Mandy
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Pizza

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? none

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? not yet, lol

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yes

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? when I was younger not sure how many times

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? I wouldnt riht now because I wouldnt cheat on my bf if I had to then Manson once and wherever

9) How many gods do you know? Many

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it. yes
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? A bit, were quiet a bit weird

14) Have you ever had phone sex? yes

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Umm like 20 something

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no thank god

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? like midnight or later

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? right on the wall

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no
28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? I think so

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? havent tried it not one of the things im the most eager to either

32) How do you feel about water bras? wht are they?

33) Do you own a blindfold? prob.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Mailyn Manson

deegee18
09-26-2006, 12:44 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Hawai'i because after I moved from there to hicksville, ms I was called that in school

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Prescott

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
Not doing that

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? I wouldn't do that

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never-never been drunk never drank

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? a few when I was little

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? I wouldn't

9) How many gods do you know? 1

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it. no
feed it. yes
take it to your room and spank it. yes
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? not so much

14) Have you ever had phone sex? yes

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? granny

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no, but they were about to start

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no-thank god

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 0100

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? almost flush against it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? never

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? yea

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? not definitly

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? no

32) How do you feel about water bras? never tried on one

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? whatever my fiance has that'll fit

Anxious
09-27-2006, 01:27 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Italy

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? London

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Newbury
First initial of your brand of underwear. C
Name of your first pet. Thumper

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Chip pan grease soaked up on meat loaf, Chocolate cakes (the ones of matilda) and other fatty things

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Never.. I've pissed over myself though

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Once lol

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Nahh

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? A few times

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Matt jay willis.. on a beach.. until he screamed of too much pleasure.

9) How many gods do you know? Lmao, I'm a geek like that and know loads

10) Do you own a cape? Nah

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it. <___________________
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? very

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Nah, I was laughing

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? NOPE

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Very very big of westbrom market lol


17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? Omgosh, too many times

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? Nope.. im clever like that

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? I dunno

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? No

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? No

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None

23) How many sex toys do you own? One

24) Have you ever been tied up? Yes

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes.. pink fluffy ones

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Close enough to handcuff someones hands to it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? Nah

28) Threesome anyone? One day

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Nah

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes lol

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Not had it

32) How do you feel about water bras? THEY EXIST?

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yes.. sadly

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? Yes

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear A pair of tight trousers, stuffed down my boxers with footballs.. (if im going to be a man im gonaa have something to make you grown.. and a drawed on beard

Zofee
09-27-2006, 01:53 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Arizona.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Peshawar.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on. Adv.
First initial of your brand of underwear. L.
Name of your first pet. Stampe.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Cream and eggs.It'll make you throw up.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? None.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? None.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? No.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Never.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Chester,the beach on the night,once.

9) How many gods do you know? Ashhadu Anla ilaha Illa Allah.Wa Ashhadu Anna MuHammadan Rasoolu Allah.

10) Do you own a cape? No.

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
[ ]shoot it.
feed it.
[ ]take it to your room and spank it.
[ ]a combination of the above
[ ]all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? None.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Nope.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? No.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Not that big.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No,thank god.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? Nope.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Around 11,12 pm.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? No.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None.

23) How many sex toys do you own? None.

24) Have you ever been tied up? Kinda.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? No.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Don't know.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No.

28) Threesome anyone? Nah.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Kinda.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Oh yes.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? No.

32) How do you feel about water bras? Ew.

33) Do you own a blindfold? I own a scarf.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? I'd dress up as Chester in LP.

Reticent
09-28-2006, 08:56 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Uhh..Alaska?

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Marbella? ;/


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Butter! bahaha.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? zero.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? zero.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? No..

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Zero.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? o_o I'd rather not.

9) How many gods do you know? 1?

10) Do you own a cape? Doesn't everyone?

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
1-shoot it.
2-feed it.
3-take it to your room and spank it.
4-a combination of the above
5-all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? 0.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? No.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? Nope.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Probably...3/4s of an arm.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No..

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No..

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? I think..2 am.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yes.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? No..

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 0.

23) How many sex toys do you own? 0.

24) Have you ever been tied up? yup.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Nope.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? eh?

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?..No..

28) Threesome anyone? threesome nobody? no.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no..

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yeah, me and my sis. XD, I don't know, boobs?

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?...no..

32) How do you feel about water bras? I never owned one?

33) Do you own a blindfold? no.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No..

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? TUX!! I'd look so cool.

honeysuckle48
09-30-2006, 11:20 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Georgia

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Brooklyn

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Marie V. Sheldon
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? umm... butter?

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? lol, I always pee outside, I feel bad for ppl's lawns in Menomonie! But actually peeing my pants, none that I know of.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? lol! no idea

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yeah, always drunk.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? umm, idk when I was lil I might have

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? JACK BLACK> In his bed, and 5 times a day for the rest of my life!

9) How many gods do you know? one

10) Do you own a cape? hell yea

11) Underwear or commando? undies

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order::: spank it!

13) How dysfunctional is your family? oh were pretty high.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? yep

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? nope

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? lol, I have no idea

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? EEWW! no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? NO!

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? umm, prolly like 3 or 4. Laura and my drunken cub run! haha

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? yea

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? lol, no headboard on my dorm bed.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? not that I know of.

28) Threesome anyone? eww, no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? lol, no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? eww

32) How do you feel about water bras? they are fun to touch

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? what? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? a man thong.

jess_333
10-01-2006, 11:32 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Victoria.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Adelaide.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Alma B. Bogart

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Macas.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Never.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Uh.. several.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Nope.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Lots.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Meh ..

9) How many gods do you know? Zero.

10) Do you own a cape? Yes i do .

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear pls.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? Extremely.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? My boyfriend tried to . I said No Thanks.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? Nope/

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? ?

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? Ew no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 3AM

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? With a what ?

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? YEs !

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None.

23) How many sex toys do you own? None/

24) Have you ever been tied up? No

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yeah my BF does.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Um very /

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? Nup.

28) Threesome anyone? No .

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Haha.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes i believe so.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? No

32) How do you feel about water bras? Meh

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No .

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Um. clothes.

anthonysskate
10-02-2006, 12:27 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? none

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? none

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
i dunno
3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? i dunno

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? none

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? none

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? none

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? none

9) How many gods do you know? i dunno

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? commando

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
i would shoot it

13) How dysfunctional is your family? super disfunctional

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? i dunno

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? i dunno

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yeah

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 0

23) How many sex toys do you own? 0

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? i dont have one

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? nope

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? i dont want to try

32) How do you feel about water bras? never heard of it

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? nope

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? nothing i dont go to halloween

IveGotTheLook
10-02-2006, 01:50 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Georgia?Lmfao.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Vegas

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Copper F. Spice

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? I wouldn't do that. That's mean. I love skinny people.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Never. Hopefully.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Never.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Yes

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Twice.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? M. Shadows. Anywhere. Thousands of times.

9) How many gods do you know? None.

10) Do you own a cape? No.

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

feed it.


13) How dysfunctional is your family? Way too dysfunctional.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Yes

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? No.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Big enough to hide in. They werent mine, they were in Target.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 5 or 6 in the morning. I was ending my night. So I guess that could be considered earliest or latest.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? I've never even washed a car. Period.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes lol me and my friends tried to once.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None.

23) How many sex toys do you own? One.

24) Have you ever been tied up? No.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? I dont have a headboard.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?No.

28) Threesome anyone? Yes.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? No.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Yes.

32) How do you feel about water bras? Never had one.

33) Do you own a blindfold? No.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? I would wear some baggy jeans, a big t-shirt, skater shoes, and put my hair up in a baseball cap. I would dress as a skater type boy. And say duuuude a lot.

cuteflirt00
10-05-2006, 07:32 PM
If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Montana

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?London ♥

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Mcdonalds...haha bitchzz

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? zero

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?lol zero

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?why yes i have

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?lol tons

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?um....the singer from Greenday lol that guy with the black hair..yea w/e..hes hot

9) How many gods do you know? one

10) Do you own a cape? nope

11) Underwear or commando?underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1.shoot it
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family?i dont kno...

14) Have you ever had phone sex?yes

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?gross..

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?omg...eww why would anyone wanna see thier parents having sex..i dont even wanna imagine my parents...

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?lol no and thank god

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?um..3am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?ha...but no

22) How many **** magazines do you own?like three or four

23) How many sex toys do you own?zero

24) Have you ever been tied up?lol no..not yet

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?not sure..dont really care either

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?ha..no

28) Threesome anyone?pffft i wish

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?haha yes my friend named her boobs bob and rob

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?YES...no...not really

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?idk...

32) How do you feel about water bras?fake

33) Do you own a blindfold?yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?lol um...a nurses suit...fun

Qchick
10-08-2006, 08:00 PM
1. If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? California

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Seatle

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.

Sunshine V. Mama Kitty


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? cheese

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? none

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? A few

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Maybe

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? a few

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? anyone hot/ multiple times/ In the limo

9) How many gods do you know? noe

10) Do you own a cape? of course

11) Underwear or commando? I perfer to call them panties

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1.shoot it
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order
feed it


13) How dysfunctional is your family? very

14) Have you ever had phone sex?no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?not very big

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no
18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?no, thank god

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Probably about 4oclock

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?yes, I used to work at Mcdonalds

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none, its all on my boyfriends computer

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up?yes, but not in sexual way (yet)

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? few inches away

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? not yet

28) Threesome anyone? never, my man's mine

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? not yet

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? of course

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? never had it, wont let my boyfriend

32) How do you feel about water bras? Im an all natural girl

33) Do you own a blindfold?yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you dress as? I wear a sexy tux and a top hat.

Ragnarok05
10-11-2006, 02:43 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Western Australia.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Perth

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

Loch R. Basil.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Steak

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? 0

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? 0

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? none

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? I dont know, most bands I like are all guys, and Im straight, so theres a problem.

9) How many gods do you know? 0

10) Do you own a cape? 0

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order


Feed it

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Not too much dysfunction.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Yep

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? BIG

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 1:00am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Dont have a headboard

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? nasty

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yep

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Never tried it. (Im on the giving end BTW, just to clear it up)

32) How do you feel about water bras? Stupid

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Butch lesbian clothes, so Mens clothes. lol

goodguy
10-13-2006, 05:03 AM
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1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Oregon

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Dallas

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
Chestnut F. Bosco

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
McDonalds

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
0 dont drink

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
0

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
no

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
0

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
i dunno

9) How many gods do you know?
only michael jordan

10) Do you own a cape?
absolutel;y not

11) Underwear or commando?
commando

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
4/10

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
yea

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
pretty damn huge

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
nope

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
yep

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
3am wal-mart trips are too cool

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
yea

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
yea

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
0

23) How many sex toys do you own?0

24) Have you ever been tied up?
no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
i dont have one

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
probably

28) Threesome anyone?
no
29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
yea

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
no

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
eh ok

32) How do you feel about water bras?
for them

33) Do you own a blindfold?
no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
i go as a cross dresser so i dont have to wear stupid shit

wastelandsoldier
10-16-2006, 10:42 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Iowa

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? I am. Katy. It's in Texas.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Taylor
First initial of your brand of underwear. T
Name of your first pet. Max

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Chocolate cake

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Alot.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? None that I'm aware of

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Yes, and both.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? A few times.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Josh Hartnett. Just one time.

9) How many gods do you know? One.

10) Do you own a cape? No

11) Underwear or commando? Depends

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

none of the above.

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Pretty dysfunctional. But I love them.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Yes

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? No. But now I want too.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Huge ones in a store.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No, but I've heard it.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? Yes.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 3 am. at a 7/11

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? No

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None

23) How many sex toys do you own? 2

24) Have you ever been tied up? Yes

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? I don't have a head board.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No

28) Threesome anyone? No

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? I have before. I am no longer with that person. so I feel I don't need to keep the names.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Not at all.

32) How do you feel about water bras? I don't like them.

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? My boyfreinds clothes
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pretty_little_pervert
10-17-2006, 12:36 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Alaska

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Tokyo

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Ronsavoles
First initial of your brand of underwear. H
Name of your first pet. Ashes (seriously thats a crapy **** star name)

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Tacos

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never....

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? ah ha, hahaha, um....you don't want to know.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Yup

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? once....

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? I have no idea....I'd have to think about it for a while.

9) How many gods do you know? personally? none.

10) Do you own a cape? yes, yes I do.

11) Underwear or commando? undies

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

none of those.....

13) How dysfunctional is your family? no very, we have some problems but mostly we're awesome.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? haha, um....yeah....

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? I went shoping with some friends once, and we went to a thrift store, they were so big all four of us could fit in them at once, and they still had LOTS of room....

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? I try to supress all memories like that.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? prolly like 3:00 am or some thing.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yup

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? you cant do that here, they wont open the windows.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? haha, yeah

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? yup =P

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? a few inches away

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? uh, no.

28) Threesome anyone? maybe later.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? lol, yeah.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? duh.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? idk, dosent sound that great to me.

32) How do you feel about water bras? lmao, they make yur boobs look so fake

33) Do you own a blindfold? yeah

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? uh.....like pants or some thing....idk.

DOPEGiiRL21
11-28-2006, 05:01 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
cali.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
dayton

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. oaklawn
First initial of your brand of underwear. f
Name of your first pet. patty

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
mcdonalds

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
zero

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
zero

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
on the cheek

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
once

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
the game - his car - as many times as we could

9) How many gods do you know?
one

10) Do you own a cape?
no

11) Underwear or commando?
underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
very very dysfucnctional

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
that shits lame .. so no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
idk

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
gladly no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
uhh ive been at walmat before at 4:30

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
yea

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
yea

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
zero

23) How many sex toys do you own?
zero

24) Have you ever been tied up?
no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
sadly .. yea

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
dont have a headboard

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no

28) Threesome anyone?
maybe

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yea

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
never had it

32) How do you feel about water bras?
only hos wear them

33) Do you own a blindfold?
no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
id wear some really baggy ecko jeans and a white ecko shirt with some white forces

Lee_
11-28-2006, 05:54 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Texas or Nevada

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Kent

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Upland
First initial of your brand of underwear. O
Name of your first pet. Rex

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Lard Butties

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? nope

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? never

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Lady Soveriegn , bedroom obviously , once is good enough

9) How many gods do you know? theres only one god and that me lol

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it. X
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? its not

14) Have you ever had phone sex? yeah

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? you ever seen dick and dom in da bungalow when they do the pants dance

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 3 in the morning

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Squeegee??

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no thats just stupid

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? yeah

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? its against the wall

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? no i think i'll pass

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? yes a dick penis and ****

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? no

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? its alright and i dont mean receiving i mean giving lol

32) How do you feel about water bras? i don't feel anything about water bras

33) Do you own a blindfold? if a rolled up jumper counts as a blindfold then yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Trackies, T shirt jumper, trainers and a cap and yes girls do wear them

AsTruthfulAsTruthfulGets
12-02-2006, 05:37 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Cali.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Miami.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Vegas
First initial of your brand of underwear. F
Name of your first pet. Oreo

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
I wouldn't do that, thanks.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
None.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
None.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
No/.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
None.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Jesse. at the Hard rock. about 2 times.

9) How many gods do you know?
1.

10) Do you own a cape?
Nope.

11) Underwear or commando?
Underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
[feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
drug dysfunctional.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
Ew. no.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
No.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
Idgaf.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
no.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
yNO.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
I live in LV. You do the math.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
Kinda.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
past one.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
0.

23) How many sex toys do you own?
0.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
I tied myself up once.. lmfao. jkjk

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
yea

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
veryish.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no.

28) Threesome anyone?
right...

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
No.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yea, the one's on t.v.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
No. BIG FREAKO

32) How do you feel about water bras?
I don't.

33) Do you own a blindfold?
No.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
No.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
No.

shes_a_wild_one
12-02-2006, 11:16 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Maryland

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Brooklyn

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Sherry V. Jasmine

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? cake

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never been drunk

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? none

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yes

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? don't know

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Brad Paisley, in my bed, over and over again

9) How many gods do you know? one

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? thongs

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? not at all

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?enormous

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
1 am
20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own?none

23) How many sex toys do you own?none

24) Have you ever been tied up? in a nonsexual way

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? about 6 inches

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? if it's boobs then yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? never tried it

32) How do you feel about water bras? don't have one

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? my bfs clothes

pretty_woman
12-03-2006, 12:07 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? VICTORIA

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? ADELAIDE

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. MADDAM TI TREE
First initial of your brand of underwear. LONG AND LOVEABLE
Name of your first pet. LOVELY DALLAS

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? OIL OUT OF A FRIER

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? NEVER

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? ONCE

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? YES

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? ONCE, THEN I FELL

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? USHER, IN A POOL, AS LONG AS WE COULD

9) How many gods do you know? 6

10) Do you own a cape? WTF?

11) Underwear or commando? UNDERWEAR

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it. NO
feed it. YES
take it to your room and spank it. NO
a combination of the above HAHA
all of thee above in no particular order HAHA

13) How dysfunctional is your family? NOT TOO BAD

14) Have you ever had phone sex? YES

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? NOPE

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? XXL

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? NO

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? NO

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 4AM

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? NOPE

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? YES

22) How many **** magazines do you own? NONE

23) How many sex toys do you own? NONE

24) Have you ever been tied up? YES

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? YES

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? NEVER CLOSE

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? NO

28) Threesome anyone? NOT YET

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? NOT YET

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? YES

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? NO EWW

32) How do you feel about water bras? WATER BRAS?

33) Do you own a blindfold? YES

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? NO

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? COWBOY STYLE

Lauren788
12-03-2006, 01:19 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? montana

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? raleigh

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Cross V poco?

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Chocolate cake

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? none

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? no

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? a peck

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? 0

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? ummmm too be honest.. there arnt a lot o f hot singers

9) How many gods do you know? 1

10) Do you own a cape? yes i do!

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order [fuckyes]


13) How dysfunctional is your family? hahhaha they are crazy

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? nope

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? um i dont know

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? ew no but i heard them. fuckk gross

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no not lovemaking.. but his hand up my shirt haha

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? well no where that is open 24 hours.. but at like 2 i go to ana's..this amazing taco place in boston. andd last night i went to BK at 12:30 amazing.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? squeegee?

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? uh no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? umm..none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? ..not sexually...

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? yes

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? like 6 inches away

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? NO

28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? hahah yeah jokingly

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yeah

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? never had it.

32) How do you feel about water bras? um kinda odd but whatever

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? nope...

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? boys clothes?

pretty_little_pervert
12-05-2006, 08:26 PM
Woops, did this already!

x-x-Charlie-x-x
12-06-2006, 01:00 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
texas?
b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Manchester
2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
Ramsbottom .P. Fudge

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?


4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?

9) How many gods do you know?

10) Do you own a cape?

11) Underwear or commando?

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family?

14) Have you ever had phone sex?

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?

22) How many **** magazines do you own?

23) How many sex toys do you own?

24) Have you ever been tied up?

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?

28) Threesome anyone?

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?

32) How do you feel about water bras?

33) Do you own a blindfold?

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?

chickennoodlesoup
12-07-2006, 12:03 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? pennslyvannia

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? philadelphia

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: carol,?,dancer

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? fast food

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? no times

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? nope

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? never

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? eminem,as many times i could

9) How many gods do you know? none

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you feed it
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? pretty bad

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? dont know

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? one parent

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? ?

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own?none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? dont have one

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no
28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yeah

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? never had it

32) How do you feel about water bras? stupid

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? i dont know

HayleyxVengeance
04-19-2007, 07:41 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
dunno

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
dunno

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
crossland b. two wee whoa

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
idk junkfood?

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
zero

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
zero

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yes sober and drunk

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
haha a few

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
marilyn manson , tommy lee , lukas rossi , m.shadows , jacoby shaddix , jussi 69 , etc.

9) How many gods do you know?
none

10) Do you own a cape?
yes

11) Underwear or commando?
underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
feed it.

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
not very disfunctional

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
wouldnt you like to know ... yeah

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
hahaha this pair in walmart good times

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
no thank god

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
like 3:30 am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
yeah

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
no

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none

23) How many sex toys do you own?
none

24) Have you ever been tied up?
no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
dont have one

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no

28) Threesome anyone?
no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
idk

32) How do you feel about water bras?
meh whatever

33) Do you own a blindfold?
yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween.
no clue

daoneanonly
04-19-2007, 01:43 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
probably the best state ever the one i live in pa
b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
the best city ever the one i live in philly
2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
then my name would be carol s dancer
3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
lots and lots of fast food
4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
never
5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
never
6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
never romantically
7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
never
8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
eminem as much as i could
9) How many gods do you know?
one
10) Do you own a cape?
no
11) Underwear or commando?
underwear
12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
feed it
13) How dysfunctional is your family?
very
14) Have you ever had phone sex?
no
15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
never been to a country club so no
16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
i don't know big
17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
eww my mom yeah
18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
no!
19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
i don't know
20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
probably not
21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
no
22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none
23) How many sex toys do you own?
none
24) Have you ever been tied up?
no
25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
no
26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
i don't have a headboard
27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no
28) Threesome anyone?
not me
29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
no thats just stupid
30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
probably ur tits
31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
not really
32) How do you feel about water bras?
there stupid
33) Do you own a blindfold?
no
34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no
35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
baggy jeans a long white t , a hat, sneakers, a chian , ect..

TheBolshevik
04-19-2007, 10:47 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Cali?

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Savannah

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Autumn
First initial of your brand of underwear. V
Name of your first pet. Sparx

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Butter on a stick

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Never

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
Never

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
Yes

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Never

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Uh I don't know. I can't think right now.

9) How many gods do you know? Alot

10) Do you own a cape? Yes

11) Underwear or commando? What?

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order? I would call animal control. I don't like monkeys

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Eh

14) Have you ever had phone sex? No

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? I've never even SEEN one.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Pretty damn big

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No thank God

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No, hasn't happening yet.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 3 AM

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Yeah

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None

23) How many sex toys do you own? None

24) Have you ever been tied up? By my cousins when we were little and playing war

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Close

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? I hardly ever see my neighbors and don't have roommates so no.

28) Threesome anyone? No

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? No

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Never had it but I'm not that interested in finding out

32) How do you feel about water bras? Eh?

33) Do you own a blindfold? A few

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? I don't know

OC_CHiiCK
04-19-2007, 11:07 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
California, That Way I'll Be Called "Cali" For Short

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Cerritos

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

- Ave 53
- T
- Pearls

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
Twinkies!

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
Zero

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
Zero

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
Eww...No

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
Zero, Thats Common Sense

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
-The Game
- Where Ever
- A Lot

9) How many gods do you know?
Just 1

10) Do you own a cape?
No, WTF!

11) Underwear or commando?
Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

None Of The Above

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
Not Disfunctional

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
Uhh...No

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
No

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
I Dunno

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
Ugh...Yes

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
Nope

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
I Went To A Walgreens @ Like 2am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
Well The Windows, Yea But NOt The Whole Car

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
Hahaa, Yea @ Like 12am Me And A Couple Friends Went To Weinerschnitzel And It Was Closed! But The Workers Told Us The Drive Through Was Open Though So We "Walked" Through The Drive Through And Told Em What We Wanted Then They Was Like "You Need A Car!" And I Was Like "Well We Dont Have A Damn Car And We're Hungry!" @ First They Didnt Wanna Give Us Food But Then We Was Buggin So They Ended Up Givin Us What We Wanted

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
Zero

23) How many sex toys do you own?
Zero

24) Have you ever been tied up?
Wtf, No

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
Yea

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
Pretty Close

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
Nah

28) Threesome anyone?
No

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
No, Thats Stupid

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
Mary Kate And Ashley?

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
Its Like...Whatevers

32) How do you feel about water bras?
Not Somethin I'd Wear

33) Do you own a blindfold?
No

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
Nope

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
I'd Dress Like Ciara From The "Like A Boy" Video!

shortie_x
04-20-2007, 01:16 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Umm...

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Idk, Paris or something.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
Brock P Thumper [Lmao]

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Chocolate + fast food.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Lol none.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Probably several.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Just a peck, yes. Full on kiss, no.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? A few.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Gerard way, everywhere, infinite.

9) How many gods do you know? About 3.

10) Do you own a cape? Obviously.

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear. It's more classy.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Very.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Nope.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? I've never even seen an exclusive country club.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Quite large.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? Ew no.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Umm, idk about 1am I think.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Lmao no.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes. I pretended I was driving though. Good times =]

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None. I have movies instead ;] Lmao jk.

23) How many sex toys do you own? Zerooo.

24) Have you ever been tied up? Yep.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? My kid cousin has some O_o

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Against it.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No.

28) Threesome anyone? Lmao woohoo.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Lmao no.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? I do.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Can't say I've ever experienced it.

32) How do you feel about water bras? I have nothing against them.

33) Do you own a blindfold? Nope.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? Lmao nope.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Umm... Speedos ;] Lmao.

xgucci_gurlx
04-20-2007, 05:24 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? umm i dont know many states??....georgia??

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?..Paris

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.

Charlton.T.Domino


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?chocolate cake

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? pissed my self?!!?!?! uhmmm iv been drunk many times but never pissed myself!

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
a good few

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yeahh

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? three

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Pete wentz!!...dont care where

9) How many gods do you know? two?

10) Do you own a cape? nope

11) Underwear or commando? underware

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.-yeahh....give it bananas
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? veryy!!!

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? nope

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? god knowss

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? nope

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 2pm

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? nooo

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?yehh

22) How many **** magazines do you own?zero

23) How many sex toys do you own?zero

24) Have you ever been tied up?yeh

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?an inch

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?no

28) Threesome anyone? umm no thanks

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? noo

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? no

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? no

32) How do you feel about water bras? fake it if you want to...myself i dont see the point...live with what youve got!!

33) Do you own a blindfold?no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? hahaa...nearly

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? ummm...super mario!!!

reproductivegland
04-21-2007, 12:20 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Alaska

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Milan

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

Harvard G. Kiki

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
McDonalds, that'd be disgusting to watch.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
None

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Never.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
No

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
Zero.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Fabrizio Moretti, in his hotel room, as much as we could handle. ;)

9) How many gods do you know?
None.

10) Do you own a cape?
Nah.

11) Underwear or commando?
Definitely underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
It's dysfunctional but functional....

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
No.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
No.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
My great grandmothers. I don't know the size but they could've been a shirt.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
No.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
No.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
5am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
No.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
Heh, no.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
Quite a few. I never throw them away.

23) How many sex toys do you own?
Zero.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
No.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
No.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
The closest it could be.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbors or roommates while screwing someone?
No.

28) Threesome anyone?
Not me.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
No.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
My breasts?

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
Haven't experienced it and probably never will.

32) How do you feel about water bras?
Stupid.

33) Do you own a blindfold?
No.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
No.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
I don't want to type all that...

VintageTrashh
04-21-2007, 07:09 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
New Yorkk
b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Milann
2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.~~~~~~~~~
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? big maccsss =]]

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? nonee.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
nonee
6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yeahh
7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
once
8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
sonny moore//the parkk//4 timess.
9) How many gods do you know?
uhh none.
10) Do you own a cape?
yeasss
11) Underwear or commando?
bothh.
12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.~~~~~~~~~~
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
prettyy
14) Have you ever had phone sex?
yeahh
15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
uhh no
16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
pretty bigg.
17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
yeah.ewwww.
18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
not yet ;]
19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
4 i thinkk
20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
yeahh
21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
noo.
22) How many **** magazines do you own?
nonee
23) How many sex toys do you own?
nonee
24) Have you ever been tied up?
not yet sillyy.
25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
yeahh
26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
i dont have a headboardd.
27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
nopee.
28) Threesome anyone?
suree
29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
hahaha nopee
30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
mhmm.
31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
eww no.
32) How do you feel about water bras?
hmm idk.
33) Do you own a blindfold?
yeahh
34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
nopee
35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
gangster gearr.

lovelyliar
04-21-2007, 09:32 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? California.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Kyoto.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
Blanch
V
Jesse

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
That's stupid.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
Never.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
Never.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
Yes. Drunk AND sober.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
A lot when I was little.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Karen O or Brandon Boyd. 800000000000 times.

9) How many gods do you know?
0

10) Do you own a cape?
I used to.

11) Underwear or commando?
Currently commando.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
Feed it.
13) How dysfunctional is your family?
Average.
14) Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
I've never been inside of an exclusive country club.
16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
Fuck, I don't know.
17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
No. Thank god.
18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
No. Thank god.
19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
3 AM, IHOP.
20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
Yes.
21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
Yes.
22) How many **** magazines do you own?
None.
23) How many sex toys do you own?
None. =(
24) Have you ever been tied up?
No.
25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
Have access.
26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
Right against it.
27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
No. I'm a virgin. =O
28) Threesome anyone?
Um.
29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
No.
30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
Yes.
31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
No.
32) How do you feel about water bras?
LAME.
33) Do you own a blindfold?
No.
34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
No.
35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
I'd be the guy from A Clockwork Orange. Or Marylin Manson.

matdye15_m
04-22-2007, 10:28 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
clevland
b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
brooklyn
2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.arundel
First initial of your brand of underwear. c
Name of your first pet. blaze

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? kebabs

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
0
5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
millions lol
6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
no
7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
millions while pissd lol
8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? hayley williams from paramore, in her dressin room 150 times lol

9) How many gods do you know?
1
10) Do you own a cape?
no
11) Underwear or commando?
underwear
12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it. yes
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
quite dysfunctional
14) Have you ever had phone sex?
yes
15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
yes
16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
dno but they where hoooge
17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
yes .. scarred for life
18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
yes
19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
4am
20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
yes
21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
yes, and drove thru backwards
22) How many **** magazines do you own?
15
23) How many sex toys do you own?
0
24) Have you ever been tied up?
yes
25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
no
26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
dont have one
27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
yes
28) Threesome anyone?
no.. want to tho
29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
yes...she knows it as 'mine'
30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yes
31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
i enjoy puttin 'mine' in my gfs ass ye..
32) How do you feel about water bras?
stoopid lol
33) Do you own a blindfold?
no
34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
yes
35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
a dress..

OMFGSarahSpasmodic
04-25-2007, 11:26 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? alaska. it's pretty. and kind of girly.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? idunno.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: prairie t. clover.

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? nothing. i don't really care.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never. i pissed in a bathtub though.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yes. drunk and sober.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? idunno. never, to my knowledge.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? william beckett - the academy is... and ronnie- escape the fate. pshh. i'd do it everyday for the rest of my life. haha.

9) How many gods do you know? none.

10) Do you own a cape? no.

11) Underwear or commando? underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order

none. i take him to the grocery store for bananas. and then we go to toys r us. :]


13) How dysfunctional is your family? pretty dysfunctional.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? idunno.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no. but this one time, i walked in on my mom and her boyfriend. that basically ruined my life.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? umm. wal-mart at one in the morning.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? haha. it doesn't work.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none.

23) How many sex toys do you own? none.

24) Have you ever been tied up? nope.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? chinese finger cuffs. :]

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? it touches the wall.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? nope.

28) Threesome anyone? no thanks.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? nope.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? umm. i've never done it. and i don't plan on ever trying it.

32) How do you feel about water bras? useless. my boobs are already too big.

33) Do you own a blindfold? no.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? umm. a guy friends clothes?

happygoluckygrl
04-26-2007, 02:18 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Dakota

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Harper Woods :D

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
>>>>First initial of your brand of underwear.<<<<
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? McDonalds

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Never been drunk

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
1, but not drunk :)

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? No

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Never

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Teddy Geiger; a romantic room; idk

9) How many gods do you know? 1

10) Do you own a cape? yes

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
>>>>feed it.<<<<
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? not so much dysfunctional as crazy

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? pretty freaking big

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no, thank goodness

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? never had sex

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 12pm

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 0

23) How many sex toys do you own?0

24) Have you ever been tied up? yea

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? my brothers

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? I have a bunkbed, no headboard

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? never had sex

28) Threesome anyone? once again, never had sex

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? i think so

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?never had it

32) How do you feel about water bras? never worn one

33) Do you own a blindfold? yea

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? nope

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? a superhero costume

kezzy
04-26-2007, 04:05 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Nevada?

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Sydney

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Camus A. Tina

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
McDonalds

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
0

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
0

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
No

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
A few times

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Too many to pick from. Bedroom & Lots

9) How many gods do you know?
0

10) Do you own a cape?
No

11) Underwear or commando?
Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family?
A little

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
No

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
No

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
Pretty big

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
God no!

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
No

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
4am if not before or after

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
No

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
No

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
0

23) How many sex toys do you own?
0

24) Have you ever been tied up?
No

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
No

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
I dont have one

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
No

28) Threesome anyone?
Depends with who

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
No...who does that?

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
Mhm

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
Never tried it

32) How do you feel about water bras?
Indifferent

33) Do you own a blindfold?
No

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
No

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
Trackies tucked into my socks, classic nike trainers, pure white of corse, matching trackie top, lots of gold and a baseball hat.

crazynoodle1987
04-26-2007, 08:02 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? New York or Flordia I guess...

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? NYC

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. Angela
First initial of your brand of underwear. V
Name of your first pet. Sammy

(Wtf?! ^^)

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? A 1/4 ponder from McDonalds haha

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? None

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? None while drunk...

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Only on the cheek

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? I can't fly?!?!?

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Pete Wentz.... somewhere fun and as many as he wants (^^god that sounds like we're playing clue)

9) How many gods do you know? Uno

10) Do you own a cape? Haha yes.. like 3 of them lol

11) Underwear or commando? umm tights :D

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

^^feed it!

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Oh wow no comment

14) Have you ever had phone sex? No

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? Noopppeeeee

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Oh god idk

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No lol

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? umm 10:30pm

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Yes lol

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes haha

22) How many **** magazines do you own? Nada

23) How many sex toys do you own? None

24) Have you ever been tied up? Yes

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes lol

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? like 2 inches

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No lol

28) Threesome anyone? Noopppeee

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? No lol..

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? I dont wanna even try it

32) How do you feel about water bras? Umm they're kinda messed up lol

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yea lol

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? nopee

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Umm.. a player or a gangster.. or no! a jedi!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzyfairy
05-03-2007, 10:17 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Georgia

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Ermmm.... London? lol

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

Madeline L Rosie

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Hmm... tough 1! Pizza?

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? None so far lol

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Nada

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? I have indeed

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? None

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Ermmm let me see..... I think Billy Joe from Greenday. Lots of times. All over the place

9) How many gods do you know? One. Me

10) Do you own a cape? Yes i have a wonderwoman cape lol

11) Underwear or commando? Virtually non-existent underwear haha

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

Kill the bastard

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Extremely!

14) Have you ever had phone sex? A couple of times just 4 a laugh

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? No ive never been in 1 im not posh enuff haha

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Like circus tent size :rofl:

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No thank god

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? Yes how embarrasing!

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? From 8pm saturday-8am sunday woop!

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Haha yeh wen i was little

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? All the time

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None

23) How many sex toys do you own? A fair few

24) Have you ever been tied up? Once

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yeh i hav 2 pairs nxt 2 my bed lol

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Up against it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? Probably

28) Threesome anyone? Been there done that

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Umm no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yah thats wot Karen on will n grace says lol

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Eeewww no

32) How do you feel about water bras? Water bras?!

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yeh but neva used it

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? Not as yet lmao

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Skanky man skater clothes lmao

ambersin17
05-28-2007, 12:18 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
carolina.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
laredo, tx.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
kegan v. delilah.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
slim jims.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
haa. zero.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
never.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yes.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
i've never thought it. but i've wished it.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
brad paisley. on a blanket in the woods. as many times as he could go.

9) How many gods do you know?
one.

10) Do you own a cape?
can't say that i do.

11) Underwear or commando?
under roos.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
feed it.

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
we're original.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
nope.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
ha. no.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
oh god. i have no clue.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
no. but i've caught my brother.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
oh no. and i don't plan on them doing so.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
4 am ihop run.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
yes.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
nope.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
zero.

23) How many sex toys do you own?
none.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
yes.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
plastic ones.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
right up on it.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbors or roommates while screwing someone?
nope.

28) Threesome anyone?
once.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
ha. no.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
me and my sister brooklin.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
i've never tried it. but i doubt i would.

32) How do you feel about water bras?
whatever floats your boat.

33) Do you own a blindfold?
yes.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
nope.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
my brother's clothes.

dvdmaniac
05-28-2007, 01:47 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Nevada

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Dallas

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Zack H. Whiterock

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Chocolate pie!

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never been drunk

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? I haven't yet but i want to

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? a couple

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? My Chemical Romance, as much as I could

9) How many gods do you know? All the greek and some norse, and the one true God

10) Do you own a cape? i used to

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

call animal control
13) How dysfunctional is your family? we put the funk in dysfunctional

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? size 42

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no eww

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no and i hope they never do

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 2 am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no but thats a good idea

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none but i've sorta seen videos, but i close my eyes alot

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? yeah

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? pretty close

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no virgin

28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? I haven't had it but i want it

32) How do you feel about water bras? nothing since i'm gay

33) Do you own a blindfold? no but i can make one

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no no that i know of

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? [/FONT][/QUOTE]
A floor-length evening gown

CallMeZ
05-28-2007, 02:21 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
maine

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
LA

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
....i don't remember any of that shit.,lol.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
yes i would feed them. but i wouldn't let them get too fat.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
i almost did once.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
many times

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
nope

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
many times.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
avril lavigne. maybe twice.

9) How many gods do you know?
there is only one God.

10) Do you own a cape?
used to when i used to be a vampire every year for Holloween

11) Underwear or commando?
underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
not that much.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
yea

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
probably lol.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
i don't know

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
thank god no.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
nope

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
umm 3 something

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
what the fuck is a squeegee?

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
i think so.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
nada

23) How many sex toys do you own?
nada

24) Have you ever been tied up?
nope

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
nope

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
don't have one

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
lol no.

28) Threesome anyone?
nope

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
nope

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
i guess

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
uhh never done it

32) How do you feel about water bras?
huh?

33) Do you own a blindfold?
no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
lol nope.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
tight jeans and hoodie.

AsTruthfulAsTruthfulGets
05-28-2007, 04:52 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
VIRGINIA

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
LASVEGAS ;)

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
tHAT'S MEAN

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
N0NE

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
NO HAHA HE'S COOL THO.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
NOPE

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
NONE.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
IDK

9) How many gods do you know?
3 ?

10) Do you own a cape?
YE...NO I DONT

11) Underwear or commando?
HAHA UNDERWEARR

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
HMM. THE LAST ONE.

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
HA WE WONT GO THERE

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
NO EW

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
NEVER BEEN TO ONE

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
HA

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
EW NO

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
NO EW

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
UHMM. 1AM [ROBERTO'S AT ONE IN THE MORNING HAHA]

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
YESS

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
YES BUT I DINDT ORDER NE THING

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
0

23) How many sex toys do you own?
ZERO

24) Have you ever been tied up?
UHMM NO I DONT THINKSO

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
NOPE

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
VERY

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
LMAO NO

28) Threesome anyone?
NO THX I'LL PASS

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
LOL NO

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
YES

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
NO

32) How do you feel about water bras?
I DON'T CARE.

33) Do you own a blindfold?
NOPE

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
HAHAHA NO

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
WHO SAID I CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN ?

candygirl70
05-28-2007, 09:18 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? wisconson

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? fuengorola

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: passage c brandy

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? mcdonalds; lots of it

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yes, sober

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? a couple

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? none

9) How many gods do you know? none

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it. no
2. feed it. yes
3. take it to your room and spank it. no
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? its just not

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? like HUGE

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? eeew yes;; ugh

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? idk

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no lol

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? a few inches

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? no

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? no

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? idk

32) How do you feel about water bras? theyre weird

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? a black hat, a coat and big boots

katienonterror
05-28-2007, 11:32 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Indiana, nicknamed Indie hahaha

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? detroit

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on. Roosevelt
2. First initial of your brand of underwear. V
3. Name of your first pet. Bear


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? lard

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? none

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? i saw a man in a spideman costume when i was drunk once, so..

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no sorry

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? twice

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? thomas erak, a parking lot, till he went numb. uhh

9) How many gods do you know? one

10) Do you own a cape? the green lantern's

11) Underwear or commando? i love underweaar

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? pretty much

14) Have you ever had phone sex? hahaha 1-800-spank me mmmmm

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? lemonade

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? like the waist band ended at the boob line

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 3 am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yeah!!

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? they didnt let me

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own? pffft make my own

24) Have you ever been tied up? not sexually

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? ahaha my next door neighbor is a cop!?

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? against it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? ahaha

28) Threesome anyone? i actually probably would if they were all attractive

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? 'beave'

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yeah

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? can't say i've tried it

32) How do you feel about water bras? i wonder if they've ever been popped with teeth

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? ahaha no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? a business shirt oxford and booty shorts

Joordaannn
05-28-2007, 12:08 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Idaho.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Dallas.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Corte Loja N Stein. Lame.

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
I wouldn't do that, but I'd probably feed them Macoroni and Cheese.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
Never. I normally found the toilet... or the bath tub.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?'
About 3.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
Yeah. Drunk.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
I don't know probably like 10000 when I was a wee little kid.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Well first, Nathan Young and I would get married and then we could do it for the rest of our lives!
=]

9) How many gods do you know?
Zeus, Aphrodite, Cupid, Hercules, and Apollo.

10) Do you own a cape?
I do not.

11) Underwear or commando?
Commando.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family?
Very. We put the FUNK in dysfunctional.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
Ew no.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
Why would I do that?

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
Really big.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
I've heard them.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
Nope.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
3 A.M. at 24 hour fitness.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
Nope.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
No, they don't let you.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
None. Unless you count my brothers Playboys.

23) How many sex toys do you own?
None.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
Not in a sexual way.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
Own them. Not for sexual purposes. Or are they?

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
Really close.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
Nope. I'm a virgin =D.

28) Threesome anyone?
If it consisted of me and two really hot guys. Haha just kidding. I don't know I've never even thought about that.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
No.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
My cousins Amber and Ashley.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
No. I don't know. I've never done it, and I never will.

32) How do you feel about water bras?
I don't know.

33) Do you own a blindfold?
Nope.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
Nope.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
I wear my brothers clothes I guess. Or someones. I guess I just wear guy clothes.

jcb4
05-28-2007, 12:10 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Maine

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Gulf Shores :shrug:

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Susan H Smokey

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? my penis

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? 0

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? once

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? nope

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? 7

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? mandy moore...infinite

9) How many gods do you know? 1. jimi hendrix

10) Do you own a cape? blankets work as capes sometimes

11) Underwear or commando? underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? its a never ending story

14) Have you ever had phone sex? nope

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? yes

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? it looked like a large fishing net

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? nope

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? nope...close

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? last hour

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? nope

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 1

23) How many sex toys do you own? 0

24) Have you ever been tied up? yes haha

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? nope

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? 6 inches

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? nope

28) Threesome anyone? yes and more please

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? nope

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes...small please

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? idk

32) How do you feel about water bras? huh

33) Do you own a blindfold? alot of things can be turned into blindfolds

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? nope

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? thong

nannerzwoot
10-31-2007, 12:31 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? mmm...idaho lol jk.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? hooper haha jk

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: 28hanesamonica
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? that question is so fucked up

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? once

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
none
6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yes

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? 3

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? that's also kinda fucked up. but my answer is justin pierre. the other stuff isn't important lol

9) How many gods do you know?
huh?
10) Do you own a cape?
nope
11) Underwear or commando?
underwear
12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it. hell no
feed it yes
take it to your room and spank it. hell yes
a combination of the above yep
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
pretty damn disfuctionaly
14) Have you ever had phone sex?
haha kinda
15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
no
16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
huge
17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
ugh yeah
18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
nope. hardcore makeout sessions though lol
19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
well we were there from 9pm till 4am.
20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? yeah its way hella fun

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
yes. they got pisses
22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none
23) How many sex toys do you own?
none
24) Have you ever been tied up?
yes
25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
yes
26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
don't have one
27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
uh not screwing but yea we woke up our roomate lol
28) Threesome anyone?
yep
29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
haha long story...
30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? duh. your little balls of fun down by the fire hose

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
never done it but the answer is no
32) How do you feel about water bras?
retarded
33) Do you own a blindfold?
yes
34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no
35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
mens clothes

TruthBeTold
10-31-2007, 04:05 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Montana.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Bristol.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: ..
First street you lived on. ..
First initial of your brand of underwear. ...
Name of your first pet. ...

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Mc donalds.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? None.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Too many to count. lol

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Both.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Many. I still do.. >.>

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? No thanks..

9) How many gods do you know? None?

10) Do you own a cape? Yep.

11) Underwear or commando? Undies!

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order. <--This one.

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Eh, so so.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Once.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? Yeah, an astray.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Parachute size.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? Ugh..Yeah. - Shudder-

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No..

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Not sure..

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Yes.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? 4?

23) How many sex toys do you own? None.

24) Have you ever been tied up? No.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Don't have a headboard.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No..

28) Threesome anyone? No thanks.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Yes. lol

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? My boobies.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Never tried it.

32) How do you feel about water bras? Coool.

33) Do you own a blindfold? No.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? I dress up exactly like Charlie chapman.

Lightning-
10-31-2007, 04:55 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?: Victoria?

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?: Venice.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on: Greene
First initial of your brand of underwear: V.
Name of your first pet: Sasha.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?: I wouldn't do that.. rather, I'd get all the fat bitch retards in a room and drain their stomachs with a vaccuum.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?: I haven't ever.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?: Tried to imitate him one, lol.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?: Of course.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?: Never.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?: Kurt Cobain, if he was still alive.. and Britney Spears, when she was hot. Both many, many, MANY times.

9) How many gods do you know?: None.

10) Do you own a cape?: No.

11) Underwear or commando?: Commando.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family?: Incredibly.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?: No.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?: Nope.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?:Oh fuck, they were HUGE. The bra must've been like.. size fucking Z or something.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?: No. My parents do not and have never had sex. Ever. *thinks happy thoughts*

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?: No. My parents do not know what sex is. *more happy thoughts*.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?: 4 AM, Subway.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?: Yes.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?: Yes.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?: None.

23) How many sex toys do you own?: Regrettably none.

24) Have you ever been tied up?: Yes.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?: Yes.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?: No headboard.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?: Hah, yes.

28) Threesome anyone?: Yes.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?: Hahaha, yes.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?: Your tits.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?: Never tried.

32) How do you feel about water bras?: Creepy. But they feel so nice.

33) Do you own a blindfold?: No.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?: No.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?: Boxers. That is all.

overdramatic
10-31-2007, 05:43 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Uhh...Virginia, cause that's a real name.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Clara. That's a pretty name. (After Santa Clara, CA)

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

Cherry V. Cupcake. ROFL.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? First of all, I wouldn't...but uhh, McDonalds?

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Never.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Lol a few times.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Yeah.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Dunno, probably when I was little. And drugged up.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Conor Oberst, everywhere, 432094802 times.

9) How many gods do you know? Just myself.

10) Do you own a cape? Yes.

11) Underwear or commando? Undies.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of the above in no particular order

Feed it. :)

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Oh dear. It's pretty bad.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? Lol noooo.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? Nope.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? I have no idea, lol.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? Ew. Yes.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? Not really.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Probably like every hour of the night/morning.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? No. I don't wash cars.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? No.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None.

23) How many sex toys do you own? None.

24) Have you ever been tied up? Haha. Yes.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Against it.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? Lol, not my roommates.

28) Threesome anyone? Ok.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? Hahaha no.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Mary-Kate and Ashley, obvs.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? N/A

32) How do you feel about water bras? Weird.

33) Do you own a blindfold? Yes.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? Not that I'm aware of...:shifty:

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? I would raid my brother's closet.

x_cute_chick_x
10-31-2007, 06:41 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Caifornia

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Miami

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
Burgers, fries, fatty meat, lots of cheese, milk based things

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
not many

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
none =S

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yes lol

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
When i was small all the time

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Some heavy metal band..

9) How many gods do you know?
One

10) Do you own a cape?
Nope

11) Underwear or commando?
Underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
Very

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
No.. i hate that

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
No.. lol

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
I dont know but I seen big ones

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
No!... thank God

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
No!... thank God!

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
errr... dont remember

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
Nope

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
Huh??

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
None!

23) How many sex toys do you own?
None

24) Have you ever been tied up?
Nope

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
Nope

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
I dont have a headboard lol

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
Nope

28) Threesome anyone?
No way...

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
Nope

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
Nope

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
Nope

32) How do you feel about water bras?
What are they?

33) Do you own a blindfold?
Nope

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
Nope

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
Suit, with a tie, a fake mustache, a top hat, and this suitcase buisness man carry

katienonterror
11-03-2007, 04:35 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
virgina

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
sydney

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Roosevelt V Webbie
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? MYSELF

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? haha sick, none.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
crank that spiderman, once.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? no

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? maybe twice

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? craig owens-everywhere-everyday

9) How many gods do you know? one

10) Do you own a cape? no i do not

11) Underwear or commando? underwear, commando is so painful!

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it. yes
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? somewhat

14) Have you ever had phone sex? duh

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? nope

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? like a hoola hoop

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? NO

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? like 3

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? shyeah

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no i want to though

22) How many **** magazines do you own? infinate supply

23) How many sex toys do you own? see above

24) Have you ever been tied up? not yet

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? hahaha no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? right against it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? sure!

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? hahaha

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? obv

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? burn

32) How do you feel about water bras? pathetic

33) Do you own a blindfold? homemade bitchesz

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? i should

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?

strap on

nina15
11-03-2007, 05:13 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Alaska

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Los Angeles??

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.<-------
3. Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Burgers, beef jerky and peanut butter.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? never, ugh, disgusting..if you can't handle it why do it!?!?

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never. ever.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yea

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? once or twice, i guess.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? I would do..carah from STG, at her house and once......i think.

9) How many gods do you know? 1

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando? underwear i guess

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.<<<--------
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? very disfunctional sometimes.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no, how desperate.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? not big

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? ew, no.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? nope

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? huh?

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no but i thought about it

22) How many **** magazines do you own? zero

23) How many sex toys do you own? zero, ew

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? yes

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? close

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no

28) Threesome anyone? almost.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? ugh, never tried never will.

32) How do you feel about water bras? I dont mind as long as I'm not wearing them

33) Do you own a blindfold? yes

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Tuxedo, fake mustache, bald head and I will go as Dr. Phil.

gorge-gal
11-03-2007, 06:01 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? nevada lol

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? jersey

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: st johns a bobby -wah hey sexyyyy lol

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? burger

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? jus once but it wasnt full on lol

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
never
6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yh
7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
never
8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?justin in bed jus once 2 say ive dun it

9) How many gods do you know? 2

10) Do you own a cape? no

11) Underwear or commando?
underwear
12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
[]shoot it.
feed it.
[]take it to your room and spank it.
[]a combination of the above
[]all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? its nt the most traditional

14) Have you ever had phone sex? yea

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? veryyyyyyyyyy

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? kinda

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 4

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none

23) How many sex toys do you own?none

24) Have you ever been tied up? no

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? no

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? dnt hav 1

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no
28) Threesome anyone? nah

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? yh

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yh

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?nah

32) How do you feel about water bras? id b scared of it leakin

33) Do you own a blindfold? no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? [/FONT][/QUOTE]
jus jeans and a tee-men hav the harder deal on that 1

ashleyxzombiecnt
01-04-2008, 12:41 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
montana. (= that would be a pretty name.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
cheyenne. (cheyenne, wyoming)

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. + amos
First initial of your brand of underwear. + d
Name of your first pet. + oreo xD

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
cake!

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
none.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
none.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yes, drunk & sober.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
a couple. xD

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
no one. no where. none. (=

9) How many gods do you know?
one. and it's God.

10) Do you own a cape?
nah.

11) Underwear or commando?
half commando=thooong! (=

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
verry.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
yes. that's how derrick got me pregnant. gahh.
i told him to pull it out. but he wouldn't listen...

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
mayybbbe...

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
gah, idk.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
yes. eww. xD

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
nope.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
2am. that was the night when that whole thing with daniel laying in my lap happened. xD

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
yes. xD

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
lol. yes.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none.

23) How many sex toys do you own?
one.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
yes.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
yes.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
right up next to it.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
noo.

28) Threesome anyone?
i've had one. (= all girls tho.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
lol! xD no comment.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
boobies!! xD

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
yep.

32) How do you feel about water bras?
ugh. hate 'em.

33) Do you own a blindfold?
yes.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
mayybe...

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
i go as a man getting our of the shower. naked and expooosed. with a fake penis...of course. xD

Luce_
01-04-2008, 01:30 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Probably Maine. Because my mane of hair is nicccce. Jokes.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Gooseberry. It's a real place too!

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Birch L. Calico
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Tim Horton's.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? Zero.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? Maybe once or twice.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? Yes.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? Too many times to count! And whilst sober, can you believe it?!

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? Any members of Tokyo Police Club, multiple times, their travelling bus, a park bench, a 5 star hotel, you get the idea.

9) How many gods do you know?Just one "God."

10) Do you own a cape? Not anymore.

11) Underwear or commando? Underwear for now ;D

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? Not too bad actually. My brother knocks off an entire box of mac + cheese in one sitting, my mum is always playing mahjong or spider on the computer, my other brother spends countless hours killing nations in stupid strategy computer games, I'm obsessed with my weight, and my dad fixes computers and systems for a living.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? No.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? I'm no stealer!

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Lord. Three times the size of both my thighs put together. Not good!

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? No, actually.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? Nope.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 3 am?

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Ha. Yes.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? :nod:

22) How many **** magazines do you own? Zilch.

23) How many sex toys do you own?Zero as well.

24) Have you ever been tied up? Yeah. And then I had kinky pink fuzzy handcuff sex. >.<

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Oh, I'm sure I have access to them.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? It's perpendicular to the wall, to be precise.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?No.

28) Threesome anyone? Not now.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? I'm sure my friends and I have at one point or another.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Of course. I've named them.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?Not for me.

32) How do you feel about water bras? I'm sure they could increase the look of mine, but the jiggling,...I don't know.

33) Do you own a blindfold?Sure.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? My birthday suit? No, I would go as a butler. Or Elvis.

Vanilla_Cherry_Butterfly
01-06-2008, 11:06 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Georgia

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Madison

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: Fisher Ferry H. Ditzsy
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? Mexican, soul food man

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? None

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? None

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
Three

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
None

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? None

9) How many gods do you know?
None

10) Do you own a cape?
None

11) Underwear or commando?
Knickers

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? So very

14) Have you ever had phone sex? No

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? No

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? Big

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? EW

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? No

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? Two am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? Yes

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? Yes

22) How many **** magazines do you own? None

23) How many sex toys do you own? None

24) Have you ever been tied up? Yes

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? Yes

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? Three inches

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? No

28) Threesome anyone? Totally

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? No

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? Yes

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? Yes

32) How do you feel about water bras? Depends

33) Do you own a blindfold? No

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? No

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? Clothes

toodles
01-06-2008, 11:20 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?

Virginia. Mainly for the off irony.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
...um...
pants.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on. CR 4920
First initial of your brand of underwear. H.
Name of your first pet. Girl

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?

Rocky Mountain Oysters.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?

I've never been drunk before. I have pissed myself, though. Sometimes from laughing so hard, other times because I sneezed... sometimes I just can't hold it.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?

Never been drunk.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?

Of course.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?

I've never believed it, but I entertain the idea sometimes.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?

Oh god... Lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold. Anywhere. As many times as possible.

9) How many gods do you know?

Erm... I've never met one?

10) Do you own a cape?

Yes. :D

11) Underwear or commando?
Underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
Feed it, take it to my room and spank it, and... keep it as my pet.

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
Not TOO bad...

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
No, thanks.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
Nope.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
Big enough to fit two people in.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
Probably.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
They've walked in on me while I was in the shower while my boyfriend was sitting on the counter...

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
Probably 3 or 4 in the morning.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
Of course.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
Yes. ^.^

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
Zip.

23) How many sex toys do you own?
Erm... a pair of handcuffs. That's all.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
Yes. :)

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
Hahaha. Why yes, yes I do.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
A couple of inches.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
Probably.

28) Threesome anyone?
I'll have one, thanks.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
Nope. But I think it would be funny.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
My tatas.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
Never experienced that bit.

32) How do you feel about water bras?
They entertain me in Wal-Mart

33) Do you own a blindfold?
Makeshift blindfolds are SO much hotter.
34) Do you have a restraining order against you?

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?

roxy75581
01-07-2008, 12:05 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Idaho! lol. Uhm... Arizona or Dakota (preferably north)

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Albany

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

Johnson V. Hamilton... Wtf? sounds like a president not a **** star

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
brownie earthquakes. mhmmm

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
0. I'm way more likely to do that when I'm high from laughing way too much. lol

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
uhm.. fuck I dont know

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yes. many many times, both sober and trashed

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
fuck no. I hate hieghts, I know that if I try to fly I will die :eek:

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
Mark Mcgrath from Sugar Ray (don't make fun of me, he's hott) anywhere and everywhere, until I bled and probably after

9) How many gods do you know?
Just me ;)

10) Do you own a cape?
no

11) Underwear or commando?
underwear

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

feed it

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
Very

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
no

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
I've never been to an exclusive counrty club :cry:

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
uhm... IDK

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
thank god no

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
Nope. Amen to that

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
Central Market at like 3 am

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
huh?

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
lol. yes

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
millions

23) How many sex toys do you own?
none

24) Have you ever been tied up?
not for sexual purposes... but my sister tied me up once just to be mean :(

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
nah

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
I dont have a headboard

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
no

28) Threesome anyone?
totally

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
lmao. no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yeah

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
never had it

32) How do you feel about water bras?
I want one!

33) Do you own a blindfold?
no

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?


some of those gangster jeans that only go around my thighs
a "wife beater"
a ridiculously large T-shirt
a 'doo rag. lol
and I'd tape my boobs down
a retarded little mustache
Thats what the guys around here wear... Wangsters :rolleyes:

lovelyloui92
01-07-2008, 01:04 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
Georgia

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
Paris

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
1.First street you lived on.
2.First initial of your brand of underwear.
3.Name of your first pet.
Rundel P Lady

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
Mars bars coverd in peanut butter, yum =P

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
none..

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
none, but it sounds cool to do

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
nope

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
none =[

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
idk lol =/

9) How many gods do you know?
none.?

10) Do you own a cape?
no, but it would be cool to lol

11) Underwear or commando?
undies

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
Feed it :D

13) How dysfunctional is your family?
not at all, i have a lovely family :D

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
nope

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
no

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
uber big,about size 40, it was a joke present of one of my friends lol

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! NO! That is gross!

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
nope

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
i dont know..

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
nope

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
nope

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none

23) How many sex toys do you own?
none

24) Have you ever been tied up?
nope

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
yes, they are stupid kid ones lol

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
right next to it

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
nope

28) Threesome anyone?
no thank you..

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
no

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yes...

31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
never experienced it... Lol =/

32) How do you feel about water bras?
They are uber fun to sit and poke lol =P

33) Do you own a blindfold?
nope

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
no

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
men clothes..? =/ oh! i want a beard!! =D

Sweetpuppyluv
01-07-2008, 11:21 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
delaware
b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
las vegas
2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.
Barr F. Thunder....ugh yea
3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
straight up sugar haha
4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
never

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
never
6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yup....both
7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
alot
8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
i'd have a gangband w/ pretty ricky haha n it'll be forever n at one of their houses.
9) How many gods do you know?
do goddesses count?
10) Do you own a cape?
no
11) Underwear or commando?
both
12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order
feed it
13) How dysfunctional is your family?
ummm....lets just say drinking doesnt have an age limit in my family and everyone must be 20ft away while someone throws a horseshoe
14) Have you ever had phone sex?
yea....
15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
nope
16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
my older sis's haha..jk, that was mean, umm in stores.
17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
no...when the door is shut, stay out or beware
18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
nope
19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
stop&shop, walmart, tons of stores like that in the parking lot dancin the nite away till 3am
20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
nope
21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
yes...they thought we were high
22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none
23) How many sex toys do you own?
thts a secret ;)
24) Have you ever been tied up?
aha another secret ;)
25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
secret ;)
26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
i dont have a headboard
27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
nope
28) Threesome anyone?
been there, done that...its all fun in games
29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
nope
30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yeah..my younger sis's...jk.
31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
yea
32) How do you feel about water bras?
ill never wear one
33) Do you own a blindfold?
haha i dont
34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
nope
35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?

i wud go as a male stripper :D

angelic_chick
01-08-2008, 07:56 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Georgia...after my aunt

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Paris

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on.
2. First initial of your brand of underwear.
3. Name of your first pet.
-Jahn F BeeBee... HAHAHA

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? burgers, pizza, chili cheese fries, all that good fatty stuff

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? um, never

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never, i don't think

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? drunk, yes

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? hahaha, only when i was little

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? THE BEATLES... when they were younger, of course. Oh, and Brandon Flowers.

9) How many gods do you know? none?

10) Do you own a cape? should I?

11) Underwear or commando? depends

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family? not at all

14) Have you ever had phone sex? no comment... HAHAHA

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? um, stole something from The Harp once if that counts....?

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? oh geez

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? FUCK NO!

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? FUCK NO!

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 5am, back in Illinois.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? nope

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? nope

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none, perv

23) How many sex toys do you own? NONE.

24) Have you ever been tied up? nope

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? nahhh

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? pretty close

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no comment

28) Threesome anyone? nahhh, maybe my mind will change in the future

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? nope

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? for sure

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? never tried it, and don't intend to

32) How do you feel about water bras? stupid

33) Do you own a blindfold? sure

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? nope

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? i'd be a pirate... aargh!

ryandaggs
01-09-2008, 01:55 AM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? Vermont

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? Boise

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: witchwood A buster
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? mayonoise

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? haha not sure.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? i've seen that once.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yes, and i was trashedd.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? give me a snowboard, i can. haha jk. i've tried to fly before.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? hailey williams from paramore. holyyyy crapppp. at my house in my bed, for a wholee dayyy.

9) How many gods do you know? just one.

10) Do you own a cape? haha yeah, from halloween forever ago.

11) Underwear or commando? boxers.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it. <------
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? not at all. my family is completely amazingg.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? nah

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? nah, unless taking ketchup packets without getting food is consider stealing?

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? me and my friend found a pair that we could both fit in.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? i've heard them haah.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? uhm, no just making out with some girl.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? 4:30 in the morning, taco bell, drunk, jumped out of the car in the drive thru picked dandelions and some stoner jumped in our car. true story.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? uhh yah

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? dude, yah.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? not sure.

23) How many sex toys do you own? nada, just use the girls haha

24) Have you ever been tied up? with duct tape

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? hahah yah!

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? its against the wall

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no haha

28) Threesome anyone? not yet.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? hahahhahah. bout that.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? your nutsack.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? noooo hahah

32) How do you feel about water bras? whatevs.

33) Do you own a blindfold? i own bandanas. hah

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? i had to do this for homecoming. so i borrow a pair of girls jeans from a friend and one of their tanktops with the build in bras and get some water ballons. and maybe a wig haha.

Barefoot_
01-09-2008, 12:25 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be?
arizona.


b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be?
valencia.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of:

1. First street you lived on. millerway
2. First initial of your brand of underwear. h.
3. Name of your first pet. coco


3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them?
chocolate cake.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk?
never, woohoo.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk?
not so many times.


6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)?
yeah but only drunk.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly?
i don't know. once or twice.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times?
is an actor allowed? if so, i know who i'd take and i'd do him in the pool, then on the table & in the car & in his bed of course. adds up to 4 times.

9) How many gods do you know?
lots of.

10) Do you own a cape?
no.

11) Underwear or commando?
underwear is sexy.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you

1. shoot it.
2. feed it.
3. take it to your room and spank it.
4. a combination of the above
5. all of thee above in no particular order


13) How dysfunctional is your family?
ugh, i don't know.

14) Have you ever had phone sex?
you'd like to know, wouldn't you? :heybaby:

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club?
nah.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen?
biiiiig but it was in a movie, haha.


17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking?
not my parents but my mom and her boyfriend.


18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking?
yes, my mom did.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours?
4 or 5 am?


20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee?
no.


21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru?
yes, drunk.

22) How many **** magazines do you own?
none.

23) How many sex toys do you own?
only handcuffs.

24) Have you ever been tied up?
yes.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs?
i own, i just said that.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall?
pretty close.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone?
i don't think so.
at least they never complained.

28) Threesome anyone?
i never had one.
but why not...


29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs?
thank god, no.


30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about?
yeah.


31) Do you enjoy anal sex?
not very much.


32) How do you feel about water bras?
wtf??


33) Do you own a blindfold?
no.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you?
haha, no.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear?
boxershorts, jeans, polo shirt or t-shirt and a beanie.

rebeccax
07-23-2008, 08:53 PM
1) If you had to be named after a state...which state would you be? hawaii.

b. If you had to be named after a city, which city would you be? sharon.

2) You are a **** star and your name consists of: main c baby.
First street you lived on.
First initial of your brand of underwear.
Name of your first pet.

3) If you had all the skinny ass bitch actresses in a room, tied them up and force-fed them till they got fat, what would you feed them? i wouldn't want to do that.

4) How many times have you pissed yourself while drunk? 2, maybe.

5) How many times have you imitated Spiderman or seen Spiderman imitated while drunk? never.

6) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex (drunk or sober)? yes. drunk and sober.

7) How many times have you thought that you could fly? never.

8) If you could screw any band member/singer, whom would you do, where, and how many times? haha no clue.

9) How many gods do you know? none.

10) Do you own a cape? yes.

11) Underwear or commando? commando, lately. but i love cute underwear.

12) You find an exotic monkey in your backyard. Do you
shoot it.
feed it.
take it to your room and spank it.
a combination of the above
all of thee above in no particular order

13) How dysfunctional is your family? every family is a little bit.

14) Have you ever had phone sex? yes.

15) Have you ever stolen anything from an exclusive country club? no.

16) How big is the biggest pair of underwear you've ever seen? big.

17) Have you ever caught your parents in the act of lovemaking? no.

18) Have your parents caught you in the act of lovemaking? no.

19) What is the latest hour you have ever been somewhere that is open 24 hours? like 4 AM.

20) Have you ever washed a car with a squeegee? no.

21) Have you ever walked through the drive thru? no.

22) How many **** magazines do you own? none.

23) How many sex toys do you own? none.

24) Have you ever been tied up? yes.

25) Do you own, or have access to a pair of handcuffs? yes.

26) How close is your headboard to the wall? i don't have a headboard.

27) Have you ever woken the neighbours or roommates while screwing someone? no.

28) Threesome anyone? no.

29) Have you or a significant other named your sex organs? no.

30) If I say "the twins," do you know whom I am talking about? yes.

31) Do you enjoy anal sex? hahaha.

32) How do you feel about water bras? lame.

33) Do you own a blindfold? yes.

34) Do you have a restraining order against you? no.

35) You are being forced to dress up for Halloween. Men, you are being forced to dress as women. Women, you are being forced to dress as men. What do you wear? something cute. hahaha.