We can't have a food forum without cake.
Homemade cake is one of the best things EVER.
Feel free to post recipes =] (I will, when I can be bothered).

I love coffe cake!
I'll post up a recipe in a sec!

Great!
I have an amazing recipe for apple spice cake, it's delicious. I'll post it later.

Ok, you need all the shit you need to make a cake basically. IT HAS TO BE 5 OUNSES OF EVERYTHING! You need:

Margarine
Self raising flour
Caster sugar
2 eggs
and only 3 ounses of coffee powder
a tea spoon of baking powder

Instructions:

1. put your 5 ounses of margarine into the food processor/blender along with your sugar. Mix this together untill forming a kind of smooth paste.

2. Add your aggs. Mix them thoroughly with the mixture.

3. Add the flour. Mix this with the mixture aswell.

4. If the mixture looks rather dry, add a few drops of milk then add the coffee. You have to mix thsi really thoroughly so there are no lumps of coffee, lol.

5. Add your sprinkle of baking powder andmix thorughly again.

6. Put your cake in the oven!


I made thsi all up, but it's the recipe I use! I don't know what the gas mark or w/e is though because.......er.....I don't use ovens. I can't cook, lol. I can only cook cakes and scones:)

I want cake, but im lazy. :(

I hate cake. It's so fattening and gross... unless it's a Dairy Queen Ice Cream cake, in which case it's delicious, and I like to pretend, less calories than water, so eating it actually maked you thinner! You just heard my excuse for hogging the ice cream cake and eating it all by my fucking self like a big fat fattie.

Cake is good.

^ And WTF? Exercise, then your metabolism will be uber fast and you can eat a whole wedding cake and work it off in less than eight hours (i.e me.)

Cake should not be allowed to be hated.

i like cake.. its alright.. its not my fav. thing .. i really only like icecream cake..

and vanilla.. but thats it.

i so should post my cake brownies recipe here.

but then it wouldnt be a secret anymore :(

Cake should not be allowed to be hated.
:nod:
Anyone who doesn't like cake has only had the horrible shop-bought sponge birthday-type cakes. Homemade cake is the bestest.
i so should post my cake brownies recipe here.

but then it wouldnt be a secret anymore
Doooo it!

Cake should not be allowed to be hated.

His/her feelings will get hurt.
& I just feel insanely guilty after I eat it.

Chocolate cake!

I like cake.

The cake itself can be from a mix, I don't mind that, but I refuse to eat canned frosting. It just tastes horrible. Homemade buttercream icing is the way to go, or no icing at all.

Cake {except cheesecake} Is Fuckin Disgusting, I Cant Eat That Shit!