What you will need;

1 X Large bowl
2 X Cans of baked beans
2 X Eggs
4 X Bacon strips
4 X Sausages
10 X Slices of bread
1 X George Foreman Cooking Grill
1 X Frying Pan
2 X Micro-wave chips
Butter
Knife


Cooking The Meat


Plug in the George Foreman and slap all the sausages in there, after 15mins slap the bacon in there, everything is cooking nice on the meat side now. Leave them all cooking nice.

Cooking the Bread & Eggs

Start the frying pan up, slap in the eggs, get them nice and cooked up. Once the eggs are done, put them on a small plate and put them in the microwave till later, slap in 2 slices of bread, yeah we making fried bread... be careful.

Put 2 slices of bread in the toaster... good good... we making toast...

Butter the 6 remaining pieces of bread



Cooking the remainder of the stuff

Cook the beans, once the beans are done you know its all coming into shape, slap in the microwave chips, cook them... then...


Put all of this stuff into that BIG BOWL (yes no presentation needed) just slap it all in there apart from the bread stuff.


Congratulations, you have just made the Pwnage Breakfast... this stuff even gave fat bastard a run for his money.

That right there, is the shit.

that sounds good, but i dont want a heart attack!

that sounds good, but i dont want a heart attack!


^^^^Dude you do not deserve that garfield avatar

^^^^Dude you do not deserve that garfield avatar
dude? dudette mate! and even Garfield would have a heart attack if he ate THAT breakfast. That's what killed Elvis!

Why the George Foreman grill? What's the point in even trying to make an unhealthy breakfast healthy?

hmm... heres my suggestions. As above but with minor modifications

1 X Large bowl
1 X Cans of baked beans instead of 2
1 Duck egg instead of 2 hens eggs
4 X Bacon strips
3 X Sausages
8 X Slices of bread (2 fried 6 for toast)
4 x Hash browns instead of 2 X Micro-wave chips
3 x slices of black pudding
2 x fried tomatoes
3 x lorrell mushrooms fried in butter

Now we're getting there. :D

Why is it a "pwnage" breakfast? Does the breakfast pwn you (heart attack), or does it put you in a "pwnage mode" of sorts?

White Castle Burgers

What you will need;

1 X Large bowl
2 X Cans of baked beans
2 X Eggs
4 X Bacon strips
4 X Sausages
10 X Slices of bread
1 X George Foreman Cooking Grill
1 X Frying Pan
2 X Micro-wave chips
Butter
Knife


Cooking The Meat


Plug in the George Foreman and slap all the sausages in there, after 15mins slap the bacon in there, everything is cooking nice on the meat side now. Leave them all cooking nice.

Cooking the Bread & Eggs

Start the frying pan up, slap in the eggs, get them nice and cooked up. Once the eggs are done, put them on a small plate and put them in the microwave till later, slap in 2 slices of bread, yeah we making fried bread... be careful.

Put 2 slices of bread in the toaster... good good... we making toast...

Butter the 6 remaining pieces of bread



Cooking the remainder of the stuff

Cook the beans, once the beans are done you know its all coming into shape, slap in the microwave chips, cook them... then...


Put all of this stuff into that BIG BOWL (yes no presentation needed) just slap it all in there apart from the bread stuff.


Congratulations, you have just made the Pwnage Breakfast... this stuff even gave fat bastard a run for his money.
That's like...woah..
:pink:

Without the beans of course...

that sounds incredably disgusting....

doesnt sound half bad........except for the fact that you would gain 10 pounds

I'm tempted to try it.

What you will need;

1 X Large bowl
2 X Cans of baked beans
2 X Eggs
4 X Bacon strips
4 X Sausages
10 X Slices of bread
1 X George Foreman Cooking Grill
1 X Frying Pan
2 X Micro-wave chips
Butter
Knife


Cooking The Meat


Plug in the George Foreman and slap all the sausages in there, after 15mins slap the bacon in there, everything is cooking nice on the meat side now. Leave them all cooking nice.

Cooking the Bread & Eggs

Start the frying pan up, slap in the eggs, get them nice and cooked up. Once the eggs are done, put them on a small plate and put them in the microwave till later, slap in 2 slices of bread, yeah we making fried bread... be careful.

Put 2 slices of bread in the toaster... good good... we making toast...

Butter the 6 remaining pieces of bread



Cooking the remainder of the stuff

Cook the beans, once the beans are done you know its all coming into shape, slap in the microwave chips, cook them... then...


Put all of this stuff into that BIG BOWL (yes no presentation needed) just slap it all in there apart from the bread stuff.


Congratulations, you have just made the Pwnage Breakfast... this stuff even gave fat bastard a run for his money.

That there is the fucking shit.

Why the George Foreman grill? What's the point in even trying to make an unhealthy breakfast healthy?
Because i'm too lazy to use a frying pan... Plus i just drip some of the bacon juice into the bowl...


And yes it pwns your heart, your chest & your stomach... On average, it fills me up for a day or two.

This stuff gave me heart proplems, i reccomend you remove as much of the fat & grease as you can.

So basically don't even eat it?

If you want to die young, yes eat it :D

I'll eat the eggs and bread how's that?

Ouch... How can you eat that much in the morning??

Sounds appealing as a dinner.. If you spread it over 6 days I guess

maybe this is out of topic but.. I cooked an omelet(w/ extra ketchup) this morning at 8a.m. which is early for me to eat .. dunno just woke up really hungry :D

What you will need;

1 X Large bowl
2 X Cans of baked beans
2 X Eggs
4 X Bacon strips
4 X Sausages
10 X Slices of bread
1 X George Foreman Cooking Grill
1 X Frying Pan
2 X Micro-wave chips
Butter
Knife



dude, i own you. i use about 12 bacon strips, 8 sausages, 20 slices of bread for french toast, and 1 can of "beeny weeny" beans, with brown sugar in it, heated up in the microwave until its steaming hot. beans dont appeal to me that much. i also use cans of fruit, like peaches or pears. i also use plenty of syrup and the cherry pie filling as a topping.
im about 6'4, skinny, 200 pounds, and i still eat dinner after that.
you so got pwned.
totally.

and if there are pancakes being served for some reason, id probably eat at least another 5 of those, after eating all the rest of the stuff.

Sounds good, but I don't eat meat.

Oh baby, i have just had my first one of these in months.

I am such a bad boy :( ment to be on a diet.

That sounds about my bodyweight in food. But damned tasty.

I think just of those would halve someone's life expectancy.

I could feel my arteries harden as I read the ingredients.

This looks lush. I'd have this as my last meal on death row. So, instead of being electrocuted/lethally poked I would just spontaneously combust.

lmao bill. i would make this without the beans. im really tempted to go out and see if i have the shit to make it.

I have school in an hour and a half. I seriously doubt I could make/eat/poop all of that in that short time frame.

>.>


This is the meal of the gods.

^.^

I'm going to feed it to my cat. I'll judge whether or not I'll try it on how long it takes for Bertie to explode.

lose the micro chips and teh grill and we will talk...chips arnt a breakfast food.

*shudder*

Here are the nutrition facts for that "meal"

Calories: 3529
Protein: 108
Fat: 192
Saturated Fat: 97
Cholesterol: 850
Sodium: 8334

^^ Sounds great.

*shudder*

Here are the nutrition facts for that "meal"

Calories: 3529
Protein: 108
Fat: 192
Saturated Fat: 97
Cholesterol: 850
Sodium: 8334

It almost looks sexable.

*shudder*

Here are the nutrition facts for that "meal"

Calories: 3529
Protein: 108
Fat: 192
Saturated Fat: 97
Cholesterol: 850
Sodium: 8334
I could live with that.

I could live with that.

I just about live with it.

is that in grams. because thats a shitload of salt.

Whore cares aslongs it tastes nice.

Whore cares aslongs it tastes nice.

lol, yeah.

i dont ever put salt on anything except my fries at school, and i dont eat all of those cuz theyre crappy fries.

anybody have hawaiian meatballs?
theyre good.
im having them for dinner in about 15 minutes.

Sounds like a heart attake on a plate

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thank god someone mentioned tomatoes and mushrooms! You can't have a decent full fry without them! Not to mention fried bread.. :pink:

You can keep the black pudding.. vile creation!

Black pudding sucks anyways.