Matt Damon for starring in that "StuckOnYou'' movie
and Ben Affleck-Jersey Girl-Kevin Smith for making it, but the rest of his shit was really funny and good-that also starred mostly Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

Halle Berry. She pretends she's black and was involved in a hit and run. She's also a crybaby.

I hope i didnt name them all

Here's my list. The people are in no specific order. They all deserve to be beaten with a 2x4 with rusty, poison drenched nails sticking out of it.

Madonna
Jennifer Lopez
Frankie Muniz
Hillary Duff
Drew Barrymore
Eddie Murphy
Adam Sandler
Sean Penn
Martin Sheen
Charlie Sheen
Barbra Streisand
Julia Roberts
Janeane Garofalo
Paris Hilton
Rob Reiner
Sally Struthers
Richard Pryor
Christopher Reeve
Ian McKellen
Ben Affleck
Janis Joplin
Yoko Ono
John Lennon

And last, but not least..

Each and every member of every male pop band that has, or EVER will come into existance

Ok.. I think I'm done..

-EDIT-

May 14, 2004

Janis Joplin added.
John Lennon added.
Yoko Ono added.

Originally posted by Dimness
Halle Berry. She pretends she's black and was involved in a hit and run. She's also a crybaby.

Damned straight.

I threw a brick into my television when she won her damned academy award.

"This is for all the opressed blacks that will never get the chance that I did."

R-Really?! What was Affirmative Action not good enough for you? And the Civil Rights movement? Yeah, what a piece of trash.

Oh, oh excuse me. I forgot your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand-daddy was a slave.

Big-Fucking-Whoop...you and every other black person in America. But you obviously need retribution. Well, I too hope that all those opressed black college students that are only in fucking college is because they're black do as well as you, because you're right, they've been handed nothing. Definately not an education and job based on color. Way to go.

Nobody fucking cares Halle. And nobody wants to see your boobs either. So you can take the 2 million dollars the "Swordfish" executives gave you to bare your pointy tits and shove it up your puckered ass, because at the end of the day, you're still as ugly and prudish as always.

Take the award.

Break it in half.

Slit your wrists.

And die.

By the way, no, I'm not black. So this obviously is racism. :rolleyes:

Uhhhh... i agree with most of what you said besides one thing: i rather enjoy watching halle's tits.
that said, i have created the following list of celebs who deserve punishment, why, and how the punishment is to be administered:

Ben Afflec: for putting us all through the torment of watching his boring relationship with J-Lo. Punishment (Genitals removed by way of rusty machete)


Matt Laur: For being such a dick off camera. Punishment (A savage beating with a dough roller, plus two fingers removed for his shitty haircut)


Ritchard Simons: it's pretty self-explanitory. Punishment ( Caning, followed by being force-fed weight gain 2000)


Every member of Metallica: for making St.Anger. Punishment (Flogging)

what id like to say about ben affleck...its not his fault the media jumped all over his relationship with jenifer lopez, and if you dont like the movie jersey girl or it doesnt seem interesting to you, dont watch it. with that being said, i dont know who deserves a good beating. i can think of a couple people i know that deserve it. but i dont know any celebrities. maybe jessica simpson, even though i bought her cd...she's so stupid. and her video for the song with you, she took every stupid thing she ever did on her show and tried to make a joke out of her stupidity in the video. i didnt think it was funny and the part where shes eating the buffalo wings is gross. so i dont watch it lol. i dont know who else though.

Paris Hilton?
For shame.

hey romeo, the grand wizard called. you miss another klan meeting and your out....for good. so you better dry clean your white hood and lynch a coupla lil niglets to get on his good side.

Good job, Zabel_Zaroch!

Hilary Duff
Avril
Paris Hilton
Ben Affleck
Nicole Kidman

There is more, but I can't think of them.

Well atleast we all know we agree Ben Affleck should die.

And Matt Damon with him, of course

Well, of course, those two are almost the same damn, gay person

Hilary Duff
Avril Lavigne
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Ben Affleck
Lindsey Lohan

There's a whole lot more, just can't think of them now..

Originally posted by DirtySouthAffiliate
hey romeo, the grand wizard called. you miss another klan meeting and your out....for good. so you better dry clean your white hood and lynch a coupla lil niglets to get on his good side.

Just ask yourself.....Am I wrong?

Is anytyhing I said in there NOT happening in the world?

Tell me...which statement of mine is false?

Hell, if Affirmative Action is out the window, tell me. I'll throw a party and everyone here at NT is invited.

But for now, you KNOW that everything I said in there is true.

Hurts don't it?

Calm down Curtis! lol

Um...

Jessica Alba. I hate her.

I can't think of any REALLY annoying right now.

*takes deep breath*

I'm O.K. Sade....

...she just burns me up sometimes....:accident:

Originally posted by DirtySouthAffiliate
hey romeo, the grand wizard called. you miss another klan meeting and your out....for good. so you better dry clean your white hood and lynch a coupla lil niglets to get on his good side.

He said nothing racist so can it.

Thanks Dimness.

I appreciate it.

Glad you're okay!


and yeah, Curtis isn't racist you idiots...

Oh and I would like to add one more stupid celebrity. I don't know how this schlemiel slipped my mind, but it's Aaron Carter. This kid is butt-ugly, stupid and annoying. Just look at his grotesque face --

The Hilton sisters by far. I don't like **** stars either... but that's just me.

Oh, I forgot to mention John Travolta.

Slimy worm of a man..

Originally posted by XRomeoMustDieX
Just ask yourself.....Am I wrong?

Is anytyhing I said in there NOT happening in the world?

Tell me...which statement of mine is false?

Hell, if Affirmative Action is out the window, tell me. I'll throw a party and everyone here at NT is invited.

But for now, you KNOW that everything I said in there is true.

Hurts don't it?

if you dont tell the whole situation can you be right?

you are looking at the scenario as if we are truly equals.

we are not.

we both know it, yet none of us will say anything.

shits fucked up dude, as races we dont live together.

also you are only thinking of the poor honkeys that cant go to there favorite school cause some darkie got there spot. you ever think how many people mainly from rural areas dont come from diverse enviorments? and that putting them in one could only broaden their horizons?

im just saying its easy for you too think of it like that, at least most of your friends are going to college.


you honestly think after the civil rights movement everything is where it should be with race relations today?

Lou Diamond Phillips (or something)
Robert Patrick

I HATE HILARY DUFF WITH A PASSION AND THAT'S BEING NICE IF I HAD THE CHANCE I'D KICK HER ASS SHE'S A POSER AND THINKS SHE'S A PUNK ROCKER

Originally posted by DirtySouthAffiliate
if you dont tell the whole situation can you be right?

you are looking at the scenario as if we are truly equals.

we are not.

we both know it, yet none of us will say anything.

shits fucked up dude, as races we dont live together.

also you are only thinking of the poor honkeys that cant go to there favorite school cause some darkie got there spot. you ever think how many people mainly from rural areas dont come from diverse enviorments? and that putting them in one could only broaden their horizons?

im just saying its easy for you too think of it like that, at least most of your friends are going to college.


you honestly think after the civil rights movement everything is where it should be with race relations today?

I'm not going to reply because I dont want this funny thread turning into a debate, and ruining the fun for the rest of NT.

Have a good day.

micheal moore

he just scares me

I hate Barbra Strisand (sp) shit i know i fucked that up

Jessica Simpson.She has no brain at all!!!

J.Lo

And I really want to kick Leonardo's ass.

Victor Salva, the director of Jeepers Creepers 1 and 2, should be in prison instead of making movies.

Ben Affleck,who is a Geza anyway...

jessica simpson and hilary duff both need to be shot in the face

I hate hilary duff she is so Dredful. And heres a pick of #1 on my list!;)

AGH!!!!!!!! HEAD 4 THE HILLS!

Thanx for digging this thing up. :D

Originally posted by Lipgloss Boost
Halle Berry. She pretends she's black and was involved in a hit and run. She's also a crybaby.

Agree'd.

Nobody needs a beating more than William Hung.

The guy who plays as shaggy in the new scooby movies. Death needs to meet him early.

awww, I like Matthew Lillard.

Then your a freak.

I've seen other movies where he was good in.

Russell Crowe always thinks he's better than anyone else

I like Matthew Lillard too

I don't like Macy Gray... she's a freaking retard

Originally posted by DiddyZBadChK
I've seen other movies where he was good in.

No you havent. Those movies sucked. Now you need a good beating.

Mariah Carey. For making Glitter.?

Ashton Kutcher somebody seriously needs to slap that douche bag around. He was an okay actor on "That 70's show" he didn't really bug me until he did that show Punk'd.

Leonardo DiCaprio
Britney Spears
Jessica Alba
Justin Timberlake

yes William Hung needs to be flogged

Originally posted by Anubis
No you havent. Those movies sucked. Now you need a good beating.

lol. It was only 1 movie that was good.

ok...no beating...for now. ;)

Ok....thanks! :D

*bump* for Justin.

Originally posted by DirtySouthAffiliate
hey romeo, the grand wizard called. you miss another klan meeting and your out....for good. so you better dry clean your white hood and lynch a coupla lil niglets to get on his good side. dude if i knew you in real life i would beat the living shit out of you. Just because he states his opinion on an actress does not make him a racist. Oh i'm black everyone feel sorry for me....blah, blah, blah. Its sad when in our society blacks are treated better than whites. Even though our prison system consists of mostly blacks (80%) I've got news for you. If a white man beats a black man, its a hate crime. If a black guy beats a white guy its assault. This is the fucked up society we live in. Your grandfather/father is probably looking down on you right now laughing because you have it soo rough. Cry me a fucking river. The sad truth is african americans fought for EQUAL RIGHTS. But nowadays they want more than that. In my humble opinion the only race that has any amount of an argument is Native Americans. We took there land and put them on shitty reservations. Why dont you take a cam pic and give it to me. Planned Parent hood would probably buy it so they can make Pro-Abortion posters out of it. Next time you should really thing before you type dipshit.

Originally posted by DirtySouthAffiliate
if you dont tell the whole situation can you be right?

you are looking at the scenario as if we are truly equals.

we are not.

we both know it, yet none of us will say anything.

shits fucked up dude, as races we dont live together.

also you are only thinking of the poor honkeys that cant go to there favorite school cause some darkie got there spot. you ever think how many people mainly from rural areas dont come from diverse enviorments? and that putting them in one could only broaden their horizons?

im just saying its easy for you too think of it like that, at least most of your friends are going to college.


you honestly think after the civil rights movement everything is where it should be with race relations today? they have scholarships dedicated to just African Americans get yourself a college degree and get to wear you want. There's enough programs out there for African Americans that you shouldnt have a problem with that.

Why don't you guys take your 100 year old fight to some other thread...the name of the thread is Celeb's who need a good beating.

If you don't like that...then fuck off.

Nobody needs a lecture on something so stupid. Black, white are not even fucking colors.

Originally posted by DirtySouthAffiliate
if you dont tell the whole situation can you be right?

you are looking at the scenario as if we are truly equals.

we are not.

we both know it, yet none of us will say anything.

shits fucked up dude, as races we dont live together.

also you are only thinking of the poor honkeys that cant go to there favorite school cause some darkie got there spot. you ever think how many people mainly from rural areas dont come from diverse enviorments? and that putting them in one could only broaden their horizons?

im just saying its easy for you too think of it like that, at least most of your friends are going to college.


you honestly think after the civil rights movement everything is where it should be with race relations today?

We all either:

A) Created by the same God/s

or

B) Evolved from the same species of monkey.

There is no point to this fight...or what ever it is.

Well said, Anubis.

And Keanu Reeves should get tied to the back of a truck and dragged through highway traffic. That's not exactly a beating...but oh well.

Yes, keanu reeves really fucked up in the matrix part 2 and 3

All those conceited assholes in the show-biz!!!

That is quite possibly the most vague statement you could have made. Who in show biz isn't a conceited asshole?

I disagree. That person could have said " I hate that one person."

True. But I did add "quite possibly" in there, so it still counts as...something legit.

Anna Nicole needs a "Good/Rough" beating.

oh..i missed that one. Well, yeah. but the most vague would be " I hate"

i hate Paris Hilton... she needs to be beat

it really annoys me how she always cocks her head to one side

.. There's some sort of pun or innuendo in there somewhere.. I KNOW IT.

I add Janis Joplin, though. Someone can dig the bitch up and burn her skeleton. That'll do.

-EDIT-

I added Yoko Ono and John Lennon, also. They can dig up John and burn his skeleton, too.

Yeah. And shit on it.

Originally posted by Behelit
They can dig up John and burn his skeleton, too.

Yeah. And shit on it. [/B]

ahhhh HOW can you SAY that????? John Lennon was a great man!

I dislike all hippies. He was a hippie.

Julia Stiles for starring in '10 things i hate about you'

Originally posted by Anubis
We all either:

A) Created by the same God/s

or

B) Evolved from the same species of monkey.

There is no point to this fight...or what ever it is.

its pointless to say that we are equals at this point, im glad you agreed with me.

I was never fighting against you on it.

Originally posted by Tom Morello
Paris Hilton?
For shame. :agree:

paris hilton

I HATE THE OLSEN TWINS!
SOMEONE SHOULD KICK THEIR ASS!