Mozzarella, muenster, swiss
Cheese makes the world go round
Cheese and tits, baby
Don't you love queso?
The texture, the smell, the taste
I love it almost as much as I love cheese
But I fucking hate goat cheese
And I fucking hate fetta cheese
Die goat and fetta cheese
Die
Blue cheese too
The sight of cheese makes my eyes light up
Like the sun in the sky
The smell of cheese puts up my nose
And suddenly my senses are heightened
Riding through the heavens on a slice of Mozzarella
But I fucking hate goat cheese
And I fucking hate fetta cheese
Die goat and fetta cheese
Die
Blue cheese too
Now, dear children
Go to your parents and ask them for a slice of your favorite flavor
But if I catch you asking for goat cheese
And if I catch you asking for fetta
I'll slice you in the throat
Blue cheese too

Interesting, but not particularly clear.
Still kind of funny, and likeable.

Though I think it's 'feta', not 'fetta'.

I have to like this. It involves cheese.

that's pretty....stupid.

Wow.
:]
HAHA.
It was cool.