Hey, I absolutely love vaseline and it's really cheap. Here are some of my main uses for it -
1. It can be used on dry and chapped lips to leave them soft and kissable
2. You can put it on your elbows and knees to moisturise them as these are the dryest parts of our body
3. If you put it on your hands and feets before you go to bed and then put cotton socks on them you will wake up with unbelievably soft hands and feet.
4. If you run out of shaving creme you can use vaseline. This can be use on your underarms, legs and even 'down there'. Guys can use it for their faces too.
5. If you put it under your eyes before you go to sleep it will get rid of your dark circle. This really works well as I used to have really bad dark circles under my eyes and I tried loads of different products but this is the one that works the best.
6. If you put it around your eyes it's meant to prevent you from getting wrinkles.
7. If you've got stray, flyaway eyebrows you should put a slick of vaseline on them before you go to bed and when you wake up they will stay perfectly in place.
8. Also if you put them on your eyelashes it's meant to make them curl up nicely.
9. You can also use it as a mascara if your mascara runs out.
10. If your hair has really dry ends you can put vaseline on it to soften it.
11. If you get nail polish on your fingers when you are painting them, put vaseline on the bits that surround the nail and this will stop you getting nail polish on them.
12. My school nurse also says it helps to relive thrush if you put it on 'down there'. I can't say if this works as I've never actually tried it .....

Thats all I can think of for the now but there are many more so I'll keep updating. If anyone else can think of more please post them!

you put socks on your hands at night?

cool :)

you put socks on your hands at night?

No I don't because I get to hot but you get better results if you do.

Hey cool! Thanks for posting that.

Hey cool! Thanks for posting that.

No problem!

hey, thats really good :)

I tried a couple of it and it works, thx.

Are you a salesperson for Vaseline? Or just incredibley random?

im gonna try it for dark circle under my eyes. they bug me :rolleyes:

i use vasaline for other reasons....

i use vasaline for other reasons....
Me too!

I knew reading this thread it was only a while before a perv said that.

If your a sports person, and you get blisters then put it on, then bandaid over it.
I play soccer with some people about everyday of the week, I don't get blisters but everyone that I know did, has tried this and it makes it a lot better It helps them heal and not hurt so much.

I put it on my cheeks and under over my eyes during my fights, it slips all the punches and prevents cuts

ghghjy

5. If you put it under your eyes before you go to sleep it will get rid of your dark circle. This really works well as I used to have really bad dark circles under my eyes and I tried loads of different products but this is the one that works the best.

yey!!!!! ur the best!

vasaline is the shit :)

5. If you put it under your eyes before you go to sleep it will get rid of your dark circle.
I'm going to try that. I've been wondering how I can make those less noticable. :)

I heard that vaseline determines hair growth though? So i avoid putting it on my face lol. Not sure if it's true :s

I heard that vaseline determines hair growth though? So i avoid putting it on my face lol. Not sure if it's true :s
i use vaseline on my eyelashes a night as it conditions them really well. so i supose it does make ur hair grow in a way.
i use it under my eyes too and that works amazingly!!

vaseline in the magic product

11. It can be used to remove eye make-up.

12. It can be used to lube-up legs when globbed on before rugby to prevent getting scratched when tackled...it also makes the tackler slip off, which is nice.

hahah ok i couldnt help but laugh! do you use vaseline to get through life?sure seems like it!
and the whole socks on hands... well i've heard it all!!

#13 reason for vasiline : Put it in someone's drink that you hate and they will have diarea or (however you spell it)all day :D may be mean but oh well

If I get a shaving cut I put a bit of vaseline over the top of it and it stops it dripping until its dry enough to put a bandaid on.

When dying your hair, if you put vaseline around your forehead it prevents dye stains on your skin.

When in doubt use vaseline.

well, i used the vaseline under my eyes overnight.
when i woke up, no under eye circles! yes!
thank you vaseline! thanks you!
:pink:

So it really works under the eyes? I might give that a shot.

I tried it under the eyes, didn't really work for me :(
Although I have really bad under-eye circles, and maybe they were slightly less noticeable than usual.

8. Also if you put them on your eyelashes it's meant to make them curl up nicely.
9. You can also use it as a mascara if your mascara runs out.

Also, if you use mascara every day, epsecially waterproof mascara, it can really dry you eyelashes out.
So at night, when you remove your makeup, put the vaseline on your lashes...
Then in the morning your mascara will glide on smoothly and your lashes won't dry out.:)
And I love the idea of this thread.
It is so fucking random.
Sweet
=]

you can use it to add a bit if shimmer to your cheek bones

lol i always knew vasline can do those things. but i found out more stuff thank you.
my eyelashes are terrible.

I tried it under the eyes, didn't really work for me :(
Although I have really bad under-eye circles, and maybe they were slightly less noticeable than usual.
keep doing that...i think mine got clearer in a week. but im not sure.
Make sure u put it on everynight after u wash it.

When dying your hair, if you put vaseline around your forehead it prevents dye stains on your skin.


duuh!! lol

I put vasline on my face, because it gets really dry. So please dont worrt about the hair growing. Well it nevermade my hair grow.

gosh man...vasline made me feel so much better about my life..sorry about all the replys..i guess notone esle not replying right now.

hahah ok i couldnt help but laugh! do you use vaseline to get through life?sure seems like it!
and the whole socks on hands... well i've heard it all!!


guess vasline is the best thing to survive :blah:

If I get a shaving cut I put a bit of vaseline over the top of it and it stops it dripping until its dry enough to put a bandaid on.

I've done this too! It works great.. kind of like one of those ointments used for cuts anyway!

I got a cream version of Vaseline and I use it on my legs as a lotion when they get dry and it works so great! It's easier to spread too.

I've also heard about using it on your hairline when dying your hair.. luckily without doing this I've never stained my face, but it's a great idea if your dye does that to you!

I love to put Vaseline on my feet at night to condition my heels or any dry parts.

Good thread idea. :top:

Also, vaseline takes the sting out of cuts and irritated skin (burns, allergic reactions etc).

I tried it under my eyes, didn't work. I use it when I shave, keeps my skin smooth. I use it on my lips too, gives them shine and smoothes them really good.

i put it on my hat so i can throw spit balls in baseball :) lol
i should try it for the dark circles i hate mine

I'm addicted to vaseline. My friends all take the piss out of me for it; because I constantly am carrying a mini tub around with me. I'm never with out it, it's bloody amazing.

vaseline slips punches, stops bleeding, and closes cuts.

Vaseline is a fighters friend

Vapor Rub also makes a great lip treatment for chapped lips :D.
Generic kind is best.

I dont use vasoline but I think I might just try some of these ideas

vaseline slips punches, stops bleeding, and closes cuts.

Vaseline is a fighters friend

We get it, you wrestle. Honestly, I don't get why you're so god damn proud of being able to beat other people up. It doesn't take any brains, in fact, it takes lack of brains, because only an idiot would put himself in a situation were he could get fisically injured for the fucking fun of it. Dumbass, stop bragging about it, it's not that great.

We get it, you wrestle. Honestly, I don't get why you're so god damn proud of being able to beat other people up. It doesn't take any brains, in fact, it takes lack of brains, because only an idiot would put himself in a situation were he could get fisically injured for the ing fun of it. Dumbass, stop bragging about it, it's not that great.

You shouldn't call an individual a dumbass with spelling errors within your text.
Responding impulsively to a reply only flaunts your own low level of intelligence.

We get it, you wrestle. Honestly, I don't get why you're so god damn proud of being able to beat other people up. It doesn't take any brains, in fact, it takes lack of brains, because only an idiot would put himself in a situation were he could get fisically injured for the fucking fun of it. Dumbass, stop bragging about it, it's not that great.

i agree he should quit telling us he is a wrestler, but i disagree with you that only an idiot would put themselves in a position where they can get injured. If you like to do a sport that is dangerous like wrestle then you shouldn't care about injurys it is not gonna kill you

We get it, you wrestle. Honestly, I don't get why you're so god damn proud of being able to beat other people up. It doesn't take any brains, in fact, it takes lack of brains, because only an idiot would put himself in a situation were he could get fisically injured for the fucking fun of it. Dumbass, stop bragging about it, it's not that great.

Fighting is actually a very intellectualy sport. You have to know the mechanics of using time, angle, and leverage.


Fighting encompasses knowing how to:

*Stand up*

punch, counter punch, kick, check a kick, throw elbows, duck unders, slips, clinch, strike from the clinch position, defend a takedown from the clinch position, being able to take someone there, get away from the clinch position

*wrestling*
pummel in the clinch position, shoot on the legs of an opponent, reverse a takedown, Use leverage to get a high amplitude slam

*Grappling*
get to a nuetral position from a disadvantageous position, get to a dominant position from a nuetral position, end a fight with a submission from gaurd(nuetral) or a mount (dominant), Ground and Pound and opponent, use elbows both vertically and horizontaly.

There are about 40-50 submission holds in Fighting that work.
A submission is defined as:

"a combat sports term for yielding to the opponent, and hence resulting in an immediate defeat.The submission is commonly performed by clearly tapping the floor or the opponent with the hand or sometimes with the foot, to signal the opponent and possibly the referee of the submission. The submission can also be verbal, during which the fighter verbally informs that he is giving up."

Depending on the combat sport, submissions usually occur when:

The fighter has suffered an injury and decides not to continue.

Example: The corner throws in the towel during the break between rounds in boxing when the fighter has suffered a broken rib.

The fighter is put in a pinning hold and cannot escape.

Example: The fighter submits in judo sparring maches when he is put in an inescapable pinning hold such as the kata gatame.

The fighter is put in a submission hold, and submits to avoid injury or losing consciousness.

Example: The fighter is put in an keylock or an armbar in shoot wrestling.

The opponent is clearly superior, and the fighter wants to avoid disgrace or possible damage or injury.

The opponent is effectively and overwhelmingly striking, and the fighter submits to avoid being knocked out or injured.

Example: The fighter has been mounted by the opponent in a mixed martial arts competition, and is subject to overwhelming ground and pound.


A couple of Submissions I can think of right now are:

Achilles lock: A compression lock on the achilles tendon.
Americana: BJJ term for a lateral keylock.
Anaconda choke: A type of arm triangle choke.
Ankle lock: A leglock which hyperextends the ankle.
Armbar: An armlock which hyperextends the elbow.
Armlock: A general term for joint locks at the elbow or shoulder.
Arm triangle choke: A chokehold similar to the triangle choke except using the arms.
Bear hug: A clinching hold encircling the opponent's torso with both arms, pulling toward oneself.
Bicep slicer: A compression lock on the bicep.
Can opener: A type of neck crank.
Chicken wing: Term for various hammer/keylocks, especially among Shoot wrestling and Jeet Kune Do practitioners.
Collar tie: facing the opponent with one or both hands on the back of their head/neck.
Cradle: Compress opponent in a sit-up position to pin shoulders from side mount.
Crosschoke: Athlete crosses own arms in "X" shape and holds onto opponent's gi or clothing.
Crucifix: A type of neck crank.
Figure four: Term for arranging one's own arm or legs to resemble shape of numeral "4" when holding opponent.
Flying armbar: A type of armbar that is performed from a stand-up position.
Grapevine: twisting limbs around limbs in a manner similar to a plant vine.
Guillotine choke: a facing headlock or choke, usually applied to an opponent from above.
Hammerlock: Pins the opponent's arm behind the back, with wrist toward their own shoulder.
Heel hook: A leglock which rotates the ankle.
Juji-Gatame: A type of armbar where the arm is held in between the legs.
Keylock: A shoulderlock where the arm is turned like a key.
Kimura: BJJ term for a medial keylock.
Kneebar: A leglock which hyperextends the knee.
Leglock: A general term for joint locks at the hip, knee or ankle.
Leg scissors: Causes compressive asphyxia by pressing the chest or abdomen.
Leg slicer: A compression lock on the calf and thigh.
Neck crank: Applies pressure to the neck by pulling or twisting the head.
Nelson: (quarter, half, three-quarter and full): The arm is circled under the opponent's arm, and secured at the neck.
Omoplata: BJJ shoulder lock using the legs.
Overhook: Holding over the opponents arm while standing.
Rear naked choke: A chokehold from the rear.
Scissor: places the opponent between the athlete's legs (like paper to be cut by scissors).
Small joint manipulation: Joint locks on the fingers or toes. (illegal in organized fighting)
Spine crank: Applies pressure to the spine by twisting or bending the body.
Stack: Compress opponent in vertical sit-up position (feet up) to pin their shoulders to mat.
Toe hold: A type of leglock which hyperextens the ankle.
Triangle choke: A chokehold which forms a triangle around the opponent's head using the legs.
Twister: A type of body bend and neck crank.
Wristlock: A general term for joint locks on the wrist or radioulnar joint.Wristlocks form the trademark submissions in catch wrestling.

Not to mention Vaseline isn't allowed in wrestling, only in striking arts like boxing and muay thai kickboxing

i agree he should quit telling us he is a wrestler, but i disagree with you that only an idiot would put themselves in a position where they can get injured. If you like to do a sport that is dangerous like wrestle then you shouldn't care about injurys it is not gonna kill you
You're right, in every sport there is a possibility of injury, but this sport is ABOUT getting injured. It's not a possible consequence of practicing that sport, it's the concept of it.

Fighting is actually a very intellectualy sport. You have to know the mechanics of using time, angle, and leverage.


Fighting encompasses knowing how to:

*Stand up*

punch, counter punch, kick, check a kick, throw elbows, duck unders, slips, clinch, strike from the clinch position, defend a takedown from the clinch position, being able to take someone there, get away from the clinch position

*wrestling*
pummel in the clinch position, shoot on the legs of an opponent, reverse a takedown, Use leverage to get a high amplitude slam

*Grappling*
get to a nuetral position from a disadvantageous position, get to a dominant position from a nuetral position, end a fight with a submission from gaurd(nuetral) or a mount (dominant), Ground and Pound and opponent, use elbows both vertically and horizontaly.

There are about 40-50 submission holds in Fighting that work.
A submission is defined as:

"a combat sports term for yielding to the opponent, and hence resulting in an immediate defeat.The submission is commonly performed by clearly tapping the floor or the opponent with the hand or sometimes with the foot, to signal the opponent and possibly the referee of the submission. The submission can also be verbal, during which the fighter verbally informs that he is giving up."

Depending on the combat sport, submissions usually occur when:

The fighter has suffered an injury and decides not to continue.

Example: The corner throws in the towel during the break between rounds in boxing when the fighter has suffered a broken rib.

The fighter is put in a pinning hold and cannot escape.

Example: The fighter submits in judo sparring maches when he is put in an inescapable pinning hold such as the kata gatame.

The fighter is put in a submission hold, and submits to avoid injury or losing consciousness.

Example: The fighter is put in an keylock or an armbar in shoot wrestling.

The opponent is clearly superior, and the fighter wants to avoid disgrace or possible damage or injury.

The opponent is effectively and overwhelmingly striking, and the fighter submits to avoid being knocked out or injured.

Example: The fighter has been mounted by the opponent in a mixed martial arts competition, and is subject to overwhelming ground and pound.


A couple of Submissions I can think of right now are:

Achilles lock: A compression lock on the achilles tendon.
Americana: BJJ term for a lateral keylock.
Anaconda choke: A type of arm triangle choke.
Ankle lock: A leglock which hyperextends the ankle.
Armbar: An armlock which hyperextends the elbow.
Armlock: A general term for joint locks at the elbow or shoulder.
Arm triangle choke: A chokehold similar to the triangle choke except using the arms.
Bear hug: A clinching hold encircling the opponent's torso with both arms, pulling toward oneself.
Bicep slicer: A compression lock on the bicep.
Can opener: A type of neck crank.
Chicken wing: Term for various hammer/keylocks, especially among Shoot wrestling and Jeet Kune Do practitioners.
Collar tie: facing the opponent with one or both hands on the back of their head/neck.
Cradle: Compress opponent in a sit-up position to pin shoulders from side mount.
Crosschoke: Athlete crosses own arms in "X" shape and holds onto opponent's gi or clothing.
Crucifix: A type of neck crank.
Figure four: Term for arranging one's own arm or legs to resemble shape of numeral "4" when holding opponent.
Flying armbar: A type of armbar that is performed from a stand-up position.
Grapevine: twisting limbs around limbs in a manner similar to a plant vine.
Guillotine choke: a facing headlock or choke, usually applied to an opponent from above.
Hammerlock: Pins the opponent's arm behind the back, with wrist toward their own shoulder.
Heel hook: A leglock which rotates the ankle.
Juji-Gatame: A type of armbar where the arm is held in between the legs.
Keylock: A shoulderlock where the arm is turned like a key.
Kimura: BJJ term for a medial keylock.
Kneebar: A leglock which hyperextends the knee.
Leglock: A general term for joint locks at the hip, knee or ankle.
Leg scissors: Causes compressive asphyxia by pressing the chest or abdomen.
Leg slicer: A compression lock on the calf and thigh.
Neck crank: Applies pressure to the neck by pulling or twisting the head.
Nelson: (quarter, half, three-quarter and full): The arm is circled under the opponent's arm, and secured at the neck.
Omoplata: BJJ shoulder lock using the legs.
Overhook: Holding over the opponents arm while standing.
Rear naked choke: A chokehold from the rear.
Scissor: places the opponent between the athlete's legs (like paper to be cut by scissors).
Small joint manipulation: Joint locks on the fingers or toes. (illegal in organized fighting)
Spine crank: Applies pressure to the spine by twisting or bending the body.
Stack: Compress opponent in vertical sit-up position (feet up) to pin their shoulders to mat.
Toe hold: A type of leglock which hyperextens the ankle.
Triangle choke: A chokehold which forms a triangle around the opponent's head using the legs.
Twister: A type of body bend and neck crank.
Wristlock: A general term for joint locks on the wrist or radioulnar joint.Wristlocks form the trademark submissions in catch wrestling.

Yeahhh... like I'm actually going to read all of that.

It can also be used for masturbating :chuckles:

Yeahhh... like I'm actually going to read all of that.
Fighting is actually a very intellectualy sport. You have to know the mechanics of using time, angle, and leverage.


Fighting encompasses knowing how to:

*Stand up*

punch, counter punch, kick, check a kick, throw elbows, duck unders, slips, clinch, strike from the clinch position, defend a takedown from the clinch position, being able to take someone there, get away from the clinch position

*wrestling*
pummel in the clinch position, shoot on the legs of an opponent, reverse a takedown, Use leverage to get a high amplitude slam

*Grappling*
get to a nuetral position from a disadvantageous position, get to a dominant position from a nuetral position, end a fight with a submission from gaurd(nuetral) or a mount (dominant), Ground and Pound and opponent, use elbows both vertically and horizontaly.

You're right, in every sport there is a possibility of injury, but this sport is ABOUT getting injured. It's not a possible consequence of practicing that sport, it's the concept of it.
If you read that long ass thing I wrote, youd know that you can win a fight without hurting the other person.

I'm going to try that. I've been wondering how I can make those less noticable. :)
Same here, i've had really bad under eye circles for like 5 years.

You know those nasty black marks you get on cd cases where you peel off the lable and dirt sticks in the glue? rub a little vaselene on that and then wipe it off with a cloth. No more glue, no more greasy black marks.

i tried the vaseline on eyelashes..yes it does wonders..

You're right, in every sport there is a possibility of injury, but this sport is ABOUT getting injured. It's not a possible consequence of practicing that sport, it's the concept of it.


yes but if u like the sport why should it matter??
he likes to fight so u can't get mad at him for that
of course you can get mad at him for saying it every post

Awesome =D. I'm gonna try it out sometime..

You know those nasty black marks you get on cd cases where you peel off the lable and dirt sticks in the glue? rub a little vaselene on that and then wipe it off with a cloth. No more glue, no more greasy black marks.
rubbling alcohol words even better at getting off sticky left-over adhesive stuff

I tried the whole vaseline on the black circles under your eye thing and it actually worked!

ive been tryin to get rid of them for ages, i usually have to put cover up stick on them. i wouldnt of thought of that.

Cheers!

Fighting is actually a very intellectualy sport. You have to know the mechanics of using time, angle, and leverage.

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learn grammar

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PWN3D!
the fuck?

i never knew you could do so much with it! lol

Interesting.... I here you can eat it on toast to.





Juss kidding... someone said something like that on simpsons.

Vaseline can also be used to stretch ears.

haha thanks for sharing!

+ Making your teeth shiny-Weddings, Graduations. etc.
+ When you have a cold, with dry and runny nose.
+ Repair stains, rings, and minor scratches in wood furniture.
+ Remove lipstick stains from linen napkins
+ Prevent the cap from sticking shut on nail polish bottles

Joke;

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."
"Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!"

i use vasaline for other reasons....


lol it took me a minute 2 get that

+ Making your teeth shiny-Weddings, Graduations. etc.
+ When you have a cold, with dry and runny nose.
+ Repair stains, rings, and minor scratches in wood furniture.
+ Remove lipstick stains from linen napkins
+ Prevent the cap from sticking shut on nail polish bottles

Joke;

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."
"Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex."
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!"



lol i like the joke
newayz after i read the whole ways 2 use vasoline i went in2 my parents room 2 get my cd strange enough i found vasoline lol

Vaseline is fuckinjg awesome! lol. no really it is. I used it to sahve my legs the other day and my legs were sooo soft afterwards. I'm gonna have to try the undereyes thing

i only use it for the lips lol . i dunno for the substiture of shaving gel though..