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prodigalson13
05-02-2006, 08:15 PM
Hollywood actor Tom Cruise sure is making his case for a ghetto card and honorary black man. It was one thing when he attended the BET Award shows last year, since he's a legitimate celebrity who needs to increase his popularity. And perhaps we can even excuse his awkward visit to 106 & Park a few weeks later. And of course, there was nothing but praise for his adopted black son. But now, Tom has pushed the limits. While talking to reporters during his Mission Impossible III trip, Cruise discussed his new daughter Suri and her future family. "Jamie Foxx is going to be (her) uncle. I asked him today and he's accepted. He's an amazing guy. And when I get back to the States I'm gonna ask Kanye West." Well, isn't that something. Now, whatever happened to asking classic typical godfathers such as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwood, and Martin Sheen? Yes, I'm sure that Cruise and Foxx became great friends during their Collateral filming, but Kanye West? I'm not one to meddle in life's strange medley's, but, it seems that it will take more than Steve Harvey to revoke this man's ghetto card. (Before you get all huffy puffy, please realize this article was written in slight jest).

Amber3-33
05-02-2006, 08:22 PM
Lol !
What will Tommy do next?
Keep me updated.

americaneagle13
05-02-2006, 08:23 PM
He's crazy.

Pakx
05-02-2006, 08:56 PM
Foxx and Kanye are good friends, they worked together on both of Kanye's albums, and Kanye produced Foxx's album, so if you're wondering how that came about, i'm sure Foxx introduced the two, and seeing as how they both have enormous egos and are out of touch with reality of late, it's no suprise the two would get along famously. i mean i get it, you're joking, but save your presumptuous horseshit for the politics boards like you usually do.

Yuk_mouth
05-02-2006, 08:57 PM
:rofl:.....what a fucking wog bait

prodigalson13
05-02-2006, 10:40 PM
Foxx and Kanye are good friends, they worked together on both of Kanye's albums, and Kanye produced Foxx's album, so if you're wondering how that came about, i'm sure Foxx introduced the two, and seeing as how they both have enormous egos and are out of touch with reality of late, it's no suprise the two would get along famously. i mean i get it, you're joking, but save your presumptuous horseshit for the politics boards like you usually do.I hardley even come into world affairs. AT all.

MissThang-19
05-03-2006, 03:41 PM
I do agree.. that he's a lil out of it... but so what?.. he wants some black men to be his daughter's fake uncles?.. Wow, ppl need to get off his nut sack and let him be~ he ainte hurtin' nobody~

prodigalson13
05-03-2006, 06:32 PM
Tom Cruise has turned into the Michael Jackson of acting
-wants to be a different race
-questionable sexuality- gay/pedophile
-awkward marraige suspected to be for their image
-goes on bizarre rants that make self look insane
-used to be immensely popular
-completely fucking looney
-utterly crazy
-creepy as hell

Nirvana
05-03-2006, 06:38 PM
Tom Cruise is a short, crazy little fuckwit cultist.

In fact, I believe 10% of the proceeds of MI:3 are going to Scientologies bank account.

DarthKinky
05-03-2006, 06:39 PM
Tom Cruise has turned into the Michael Jackson of acting
-wants to be a different race
-questionable sexuality- gay/pedophile
-awkward marraige suspected to be for their image
-goes on bizarre rants that make self look insane
-used to be immensely popular
-completely fucking looney
-utterly crazy
-creepy as hell
Sad but true

angelic_chick
05-03-2006, 07:11 PM
God, I despise him...

what3v3r
05-03-2006, 07:18 PM
He should hang out with E-40 if that's the case.

DeniseLuvsU
05-07-2006, 02:26 PM
I still like Tom Cruise...!

blink182rockerboi
05-07-2006, 02:38 PM
lol he needs to die and then get shot