Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

- B is worse - I can live without sweet things
- B is worse - Smiling often infects others in a good way, frowns don't.
- A is worse - Women and thongs I understand, men and speedos I don't.
- B is worse - I'm pretty sure I've seen both adult bodies of my parents naked at some point, they however haven't seen my body naked since I was about 8.
- B is worse - I wouldn't be able to let my best friend go to jail for a crime I committed.
- B is worse - That's just nast.
- B is worse - As long as he looks and doesn't touch, I don't care what my pa does, but my mum belly dancing? I daren't consider...

allergic to sweet foods...the other would just suck

smile...it won't seem like ur depressed as fuck

as long as i dont hav to see it...either's fine

well, parents seein me naked...wen i was little, they did all the time

knowing my best friend is in jail for sumthin i did...i'm mean, i know

depends on who catches me having sex...and how old i am at the time...

i'd rather see my mom bellydance...that way i could run away....

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex.

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever.

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong. Im guessing my mum has pants over the top..

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked.

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited.

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom.

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira.

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

A is Worse - I dont even like sweets but id hate to be allergic to sweets.

B is Worse - Smiles are just better

A is worse - thats just nasty. plus i really dont care if my mom wears a thong.

B is worse - actually both are pretty bad

B is worse - I just couldnt deal with the guilt of it

A is worse - I would just end up lauging at it in the end..

A is worse - Me and My mom start belly dancing in the store when hips dont lie comes on :D so I really dont care..

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?






~Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex would be worse. I can live without sweets, however I can't live without guys.

~A frown stuck on my face forever would be worse. At least, I would appear as being happy all the time.

~Dad wearing a speedo would be worse because I'm closer and more comfortable with my mom, so her wearing a thong wouldn't really bother me.

~My parents seeing me naked would be worse. I would be disgusted if I saw them naked. . .but at least I wouldnt be the one naked.

~Going to jail for a crime you didnt commit is worse. I mean come on. . .of course I would feel guilty if my friend was the one who took the fall, but hey. . .at least it's not me.

~Getting caught having sex with your neighbor would be worse because in my case, I'm only 15 and I still live with my parents. . .so if they found out, i would be x-p.


~Shopping at Vic's Secret w/my dad flirting w/ the clerk would be worse. . .at least my mom belly dancing would be one hell of a laugh.

Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex. (I can deal with being a lesbian.)

A frown stuck on my face. That would be horrible.

Mom wearing a thong... Yuck.

Parents seeing me naked. I've seen them naked before.

Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited... VERY BAD.

Ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom. I've had sex with my neighbours.

Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira. Because women hit on my dad, not the other way around.

Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

a frown stuck on your face forever?

Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked?

Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?

Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?
Given the person I am and how badly I deal with most people, I would have to say being allergic to sweets. The latter would just give me a reason to not try for a relationship. I don't think I'm cut out for them anyway. =/

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?
Easily the smile. Having one on my face all the time would be like lying to people.

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?
Any garment > thong.

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?
The latter. I have to think of my eyes.

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?
I don't know. Both would be bad, but there's no way I want to be in prison. I'd pick the former.

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?
The stripper scenario.

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?
The latter. I couldn't care less about flirting. I likely wouldn't notice it.

Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex
Frown stuck on your face forever
Dad wearing a speedo
You seeing your parents naked
Best friend is in jail for a crime I commited
Ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom`
Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong? my mom wears thongs? Ha

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Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?[/b]

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira? (I would never shop at VS with my dad?)

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

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Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex? probably the second one

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever? smile

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ? mum wearing a thong (bad images)

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ? I dunno thats just dodgy

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited? 2nd one

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`2nd one

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira? 2nd one

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?
-- Being allergic to the opposite sex. I'm not attracted to girls at all, I would be so lonely. Besides, I could live with out sweet foods if I really had too.

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?
-- A frown because people would think I'm a bitch. Plus, how depressing.

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong?
-- Ahh, visuals.. =/ probably my dad in a speedo because... it would just be sick.

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked?
Yuck. I wouldn't want my parents to see me naked. So. That.

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?
-- This one's hard... probably being in jail for a crime I didn't commit because I would totally be someone's bitch.

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?
-- Getting caught having sex with my neighbor because they are all OLD.

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?
-- It would be creepy to hear my dad hitting on someone. My mom already dances to music when we are in stores and whatnot.

Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex

A frown stuck on your face forever

Dad wearing a speedo

You seeing your parents naked

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit

ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom

Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

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Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?Discovering I'm allergic to the opposite sex

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever? A smile stuck on my face forever

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ? Dad wearing a speedo

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ? I seeing my parents naked

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited? Know my best friends in jail for a crime I committed

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`Ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira? mom belly dancing like Shakira...

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?
(my mom's thin and i'd just run out of the store unoticed)

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

allergic to guys wayy worse.

frown stuck.... but smiling all the time is scary!

deffinatly dad wearing speedo is worse

parents seeing me naked

knowing bestfriend is in jail for something i did

mom stripper

mom dancing

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?opposite sex

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?frown

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?thong

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?parents naked

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?friend in jail

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`stripper

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira? idk

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex? discovering im allergic sweet foods/deserts it worse

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?umm stuck with a frowns worse

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?dad wearing a speedos worse

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?umm i duno probably seeing my parent nakeds worse

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?omg! umm knowin that my best friends in jail 4 a crime i commiteds worse

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom? LOL the stippin mum one is worse

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?the shakira 1 is worse!

whats worse?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

discovering i'm allergic to sweet things is worse

a frown stuck on your face is worse

mom wearing a thong is worse

you seeing ur parents naked

knowing my best friend is in jail for a crime i committed is worse

ordering a stripper and finding out itz ur mom is worse

mom belly dancing is wayyyy worse...

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex? Sweet food.

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever? Smile.

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ? Mom in a thong.

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ? Seeing parents naked.

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited? Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit.

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom? Ordering my mom / stripper.

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira? Shopping with dad.

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?a frown stuck on your face forever

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?Mom wearing a thong

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?ewww You seeing your parents naked

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex? Sweet foods/desserts.

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever? Frown.

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ? Mom.

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ? Parents naked.

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited? Best friend.

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom? Stripper.

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira? Mom dancing like Shakira.

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?
A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?
discovering i'm allergic to the opposite sexx

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?
a frown stuck on my face

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?
dad wearing a speedo

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?
me seeing my parents naked

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?
knowing my best friend is in jail for a crime i commited

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`
ordering a stripper and finding out its my mom

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?
shopping with my mom and then when they play wherever whenever she starts to belly dance

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ? well i've seen my mom naked lots of times, but seeing my dad naked is just a NO-NO.

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?
A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked or You seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Discovering that I'm allergic to sweet foods/desserts or Discovering that I'm allergic to the opposite sex?

A smile stuck on your face forever or a frown stuck on your face forever?

Dad wearing a speedo or Mom wearing a thong ?

Your parents seeing you naked orYou seeing your parents naked ?

Going to jail for a crime I didn't commit or Knowing that my best friend is in jail for a crime I commited?

Getting caught having sex with your neighbor or ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom?`

Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?