The title says it all.


"This is coming from a guy who thinks the plaurel of sheep is geese"
-Lois Griffin: Family Guy

**cracks up** ..

Family Guy:

"Hey, were you in some kind of an accident?" - Quagmire

"No, me father was a tree.."

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?' - Alien, Donnie Darko

Best quote ever. ^^

"Tis only a flesh wound" -The black knight. *does the rock on symbol* that movie rocked so hard!!

Everything we need is here. Right here. We can live simply: gardening, beach combing. I'm a changed man, mother. No more chemicals or poisons. If what you want isn't washed up on this beach, you probably don't need it.
- The Mosquito Coast.

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. - Stand By Me.

You got knocked the FUUUUUCK out!
-That one guy on Friday

"Hallo! My name in Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

The Princess Bride

"Well, how nice" - Frank N Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

I'm asking you to marry me. I love you, June. Now I know I said and done a lotta things, that I hurt you, but I promise, I'll never do that again. I only want to take care of you. I will not leave you like that dutch boy with your finger in the dam.
- Walk The Line.

Robert Frost wrote it. I always remembered it because I never quite knew what he meant.
- The Outsiders

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. - Stand By Me.

Now that is classic... I HEART that movie. :happysad:



We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. - The Breakfast Club

Stewie Griffin rocks my socks.

(To one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Stewie: I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.

"Do you do any running, because if you do, i bet you run alot like your refridgerator.Very homosexually"
Peter Griffin -Family Guy

What is your malfunction private? - Full Metal Jacket

We are the knights of NI!

Now that is classic... I HEART that movie. :happysad:
haa. Me too. =)

I am acting my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once.
- Stand By Me.

If I'm going down your going down with me!!!

Favorite quote

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. - Kindergarden Cop.

I laughed so hard when I first heard that.

"Is it ok if your penis is touching your vagina?"
"What? You have both!?"
"Yeah, doesn't everyone?"


Gotta love Family Guy.

"Gentleman, the lunchbox has landed." - The Fully Monty

"I just wish I could go someplace where nobody knows me." - Stand By Me

Have ye lost ye yarbles? If ye had any yarbles, you jar of unich jelly you!- A Clockwork Orange

I dunno marge.. trying is the first step towards failure -the simpsons!- I know everyone likes family guy.. but the simpsons are classic

"Hey! Someone get me a Diet Coke!"

Fat Tony: The Longest Yard Remake

Todd Cleary: I'll be in my room.
[pause]
Todd Cleary: Painting homo things!


Wedding Crashers..... I LOVE his character.

"I just wish I could go someplace where nobody knows me." - Stand By MeThat part in the movie was so sad =( I got really into it.


It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up. - Cellular

"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"*throws wrench at kids balls"----Coach from Dodgeball--first time i saw it, i cried of laughter.

"Do you have any extra large condoms?"
"Aw, Seth, you have a TINY penis!"

40-Year Old Vrigin.