Attractive or intelligent?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?

A janitor or prison guard?

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?

Mute or have no sense of smell?

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?




[Wait, this counts as a survey, right? Gah. Sorry. I'm bored. Damn, this thing is short.]

1 - inteligent. could get a better job and that means more money
2 - 3ft cause u would ge ta sore back bendin over all time if u were 8
3 - trapped in elevator cause its more fun lol
4 - prison guard cause it just obviously the better job
5 - stung by bee cause ur gonna forget about in less than a week, if u get bit by a dog u will remember it better
6 - no smell dnt no y lol
7 - cream cheese cause its wkd stuff lol
8 - all da evils in da world lol..
9 - 4 languages cause its more useful lol
10 - i rather b thirsty lol, dnt no y
11 - doctors cause dentists r mean
12 - terrible relationships cause atleast u got sum1 2 luv at sum point
13 - poor and healthy, wot point in avin money if u gonna die soon??

Attractive or intelligent?
Attractive.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3 feet'.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
Bathroom.

A janitor or prison guard?
Janitor.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
Stung by a bee.

Mute or have no sense of smell?
No smell.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
Giant tortilla.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
Evils.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
Musical.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
Hungry.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
Dentist.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
Single.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
Poor, Healthy.

Im to lazy to give reasons. LOLL. =/

Attractive or intelligent?
Intelligent. Being beautiful won't get you through life.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3 ft. If I was 8 feet tall I would be the center of attention if I'm 3 ft tall I would just be another midget

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
Bathroom just because I hate elevators.

A janitor or prison guard?
Guard. I'm refuse to clean other people's shit.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
Bee. I've been stung before and it's no big.

Mute or have no sense of smell?
No sense of smell. I couldn't stand having something to say and not be able to.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
Tortilla. It's not so messy.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
Aware of the evils. I like to know the truth.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
Musical prodogy. Music is my passion.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
Hungry. I'd last longer.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
Doctor's. I hate the dentist.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
Single. I'd end up sinlge all the time anyway's.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
Wealthy. I'd have the money to get someone tu cure me or keep me in a better condition.

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Attractive or intelligent? attractive..bt lik dat depends how stupid wud i be den if i was hot?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? em god dats a hard 1 i suppose 3 feet tall coz alot of guys ur tall bt i wudn want ta be taller den all de guys...

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? trapped in an elevator..so much more fun...and if u throw in chad micheal murray den id live in de elevator 4 de rest of my life

A janitor or prison guard? prison guard, coz at least den i wudn hve ta clean..ewww

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? bittin by a dog, bee stings actually hurt 4 much longer...

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell..i cund not talk, that wud be weird...

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? in cream cheese i cud get sum hot guy ta help me lick it off my body..lol

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? ignorantly blissful...

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical and artistic

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? incredibly hungry nothin worst den bein reali thursty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? docotors all de way

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? terrible series of bad relationships...at least u'll be gettin sum

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? poor and healthy...longer life...

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent. I like to be able to hold a conversation and make my own decisions. I wouldn't like to be considered a bimbo even if I had brains too.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet tall. At least I can reach things and bend down if you have to be short to reach them.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom. If worst comes to worst there is water to drink and a toilet.

A janitor or prison guard? Prison guard. The troublemakers are locked safely away.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee. You know the little git will die soon and you don't need an injection or bleed so much.

Mute or have no sense of smell? Mute. In case of a fire I wouldn't know. Plus, sign language is fun.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Wrapped in a giant tortilla. No idea why.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware. I don't like being kept in the dark about anything.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/artistic prodigy. I just prefer thart than language studies.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly hungry, mainly because I hate waking up and being so thirsty but having to walk all the way downstairs for a drink.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctor's office because the deintist petrifies me.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Terrible series of marriages/relationships. Again I have no idea why. Logically it seems stupid but logically I am stupid.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?Hmm... difficult one. Poor and healthy I think.

Attractive or intelligent?
Intelligent. Being attractive won't get you through life, and beauty doesn't last forever.
8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
8 feet. It's better to be tall than to be a midget. At least you won't get run over.
Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
Bathroom. If you are in the elevator, what happens if you need to go to the bathroom? Plus, the bathroom will have running water and will most likely have a window to escape through.
A janitor or prison guard?
Janitor. Cleaning isn't as bad as seeing prisoners all day.
Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
Stung by a bee. More cures.
Mute or have no sense of smell?
No sense of smell. Speaking is needed for communication, smelling isn't/
Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
Covered in cream cheese. Probably easier to get off, and might be good for my skin.
Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
Fully aware of the evils of the world. It is better to know things than to be ignorant.
Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
Fluent in four languages, you can travel more.
Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
Incredibly hungry, hunger I can deal with, without water I get migraines.
At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
Doctor, though both aren't that bad.
In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
Single, at least being independent I am not necessarily unhappy. I don't rely on others for happiness.
Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
Wealthy and unhealthy, if you are rich you can pay enough for the doctor. But if it is something like having cancer or AIDS, I'd rather be poor and healthy. Depends on what you mean by unhealthy I suppose.

Attractive or intelligent?Intelligent because a real person would love me for me and now for just looks

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? I would choose both and I dont know why

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom because I would probably literally scare myself with panic if I was in an elevator with fear that it might fall or something

A janitor or prison guard? Janitor cause not as much chance of getting hurt

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee because I have less chance of dieing

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell because I can live without smells but no without talking/singing

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? covered in cream cheese because its not so weird

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware of the evils of the world so I know that I can do something to help stop them

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical prodigy because that would just be cool

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly hungry because I cant stand being thirsty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Dentists office because doctors scare me at times

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single for the rest of my life because then I dont have to go through all of the heartache-just lonliness

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy because then I would be really truly happy

Attractive or intelligent?Intelligent because I hate dizty people

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?both have there draw backs

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?Locked in a bathroom because you would have water to drink and you would have a toilet if needed

A janitor or prison guard?Prison guard I dunno why i just would

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?Depends if the bee is killer

Mute or have no sense of smell?I really dunno I guess mute because you could still comunicate with people and with no sence of smell u couldn't taste that much either

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?Thats a really stupid question

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?Fully aware because then u would know things and be less likly to be hurt

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?This one is hard cause i have always wanted both of these i guess fluent in four languages

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?Hungry I hate the feeling of bein thirsty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?dentists because its quicker than a doctor

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?single because then you could have less of a chance of bein beaten or raped and i know how horrible that can be

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?poor and healthy cause i have a cronic disability and it sux

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent. Beauty gets you no where worth going.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 so I don't hit my head on things -- and I can hide easily.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?Bathroom. Elevators scare the crap out of me - it could fall...and in a bathroom I can go to the bathroom and drink the water.

A janitor or prison guard? Prison guard. So I can beat people and take my anger out on them

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?Stung by a bee. The little prick dies afterword but a dog can just do it again.

Mute or have no sense of smell? Mute. I practically am anyway.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?mmm toughie... cream cheese. In a tortilla you're like trapped but you can move freely in the cheese. Assuming there's just a layer covering you.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?Ignorantly blissful. What you don't know can't kill you - I totally believe that.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?Musical/artistic prodigy. Music and art speak to more people and affect them in different ways than spoken language can.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?Hungry. I can't stand being thirsty - it drives me up the wall

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?Dentist because it's more likely that people don't have contagious viruses that will make me sick

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?Marriages/relationships - it's better to have loved and lost than to never love at all.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?Poor and healthy - I'm already unhealthy enough and I know what it's like. Not cool.

Attractive or intelligent? Attractive. Because truthfully, even though I'd love to be intelligent, it's in my human nature to want to be attractive.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? Three feet tall.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Elevator. Becuase with my luck, the bathroom would smell.

A janitor or prison guard? Prision Gaurd. They're cooler.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Cream cheese. I love that stuff.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware of the evils in the world.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/artistic prodigy.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly thirsty.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? At the doctor's office. I'm deathly afraid of the dentist's.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Terrible series of marriages/relationships.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy.

Attractive or intelligent? Studies show that people with higher IQs are deemed more attractive. We talked about this in Psych class.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet tall. Then I would make a fortune as a basketball player, except it would be really hard to dribble from that high up.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom. People are farmore likely to hear your cries for help, and you have water and a toilet there, as opposed to the elevator.

A janitor or prison guard? A Prison Guard. I can't do used food, and therefore could not be janitor.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a Bee. Bees don't carry rabies, and, therefore, you don't have to get painful shots in the stomach after being stung

Mute or have no sense of smell? Have no sense of smell. I'd die if I couldn't talk. Spontaneous combustion

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? A tortilla. They aren't messy

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? A musical/ artistic prodigy. My life would be much more fulfilling that way.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly hungry. I hate having a sore throat...

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? The dentist's office. I refuse to go to a doctor because I have a terrible fear of fatal illness.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single. That way I could be happy, and keep the money I make.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Healthy and Wealthy

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? bathroom dunno why

A janitor or prison guard? janitor, guard would be scary

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? bee coz i never have been before

Mute or have no sense of smell? no smell.. mute would be really hard

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? tortilla lol

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? aware

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Fluent in four languages

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry, coz i cant live without water!

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? doctors, just coz .

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? single.. less heartbreak .

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? wealthy coz then you'd have the money to get healthy .

sorry i couldn't think of reasons for some of them .

Attractive or intelligent?attractive

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?8

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?bathroom

A janitor or prison guard?janitor

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?stung

Mute or have no sense of smell?no smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?giant tortilla

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?aware

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?musical/artistic

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?hungary

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?docs

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?In a terrible series of marriages/relationships

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
Poor and healthy

Attractive or intelligent?Attractive

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?8 feet

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?Bathroom

A janitor or prison guard?Prison guard

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?Stung by a bee

Mute or have no sense of smell?No sense of smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?Da tortilla

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?Ignorantly blissful

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?Musical prodigy

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?Incredably thirsty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?Doctors

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?Single

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?Wealthy and unhealthy LoL

Attractive or intelligent? attractive

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet tall

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? locked in a bathroom

A janitor or prison guard? ???

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? stung by a bee

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? wrapped in a tortilla lol

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? ignorantly blissful

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical/artistic prodigy

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? incredibly hungry

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? doctors

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? terrible marriages/relationships

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? poor and healthy

Attractive or intelligent? Attractive. Im fed up of the whole ugly and smart thing i want to be smart n thick lol.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet im bored of bein short an bein shorter would suck.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? locked in a bathroom. the bathroom has no chance of plumeting all the way down an elevator shaft.

A janitor or prison guard? janny. i wouldnt wana be beaten up lol.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? hmm i hate bees so bitten by a dog.

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell. theres no way i could live as a mute.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? tortilla i dont know what it is but it sounds fun.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? ignorantly blissful. it would be a change.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical prodigy cus i love music

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry. i can live loneger.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? doctors. im scared of the dentist

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? marriges, id like to experience.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? wealthy and unhealthy. i can pay to get healthy lol.

Attractive or intelligent? dunno cant i be both?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
bathroom
A janitor or prison guard?
prison gaurd
Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
bee
Mute or have no sense of smell?
smell
Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
tortilla
Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
blissful
Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
musical
Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
hungry
At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
dentist
In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
single
Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
duunoo]

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent - no1 will want to steal my guy

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet - being tall scares me

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? bathroom - i cud break the window to get out

A janitor or prison guard? prison guard - better pay

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? bitten by a dog - i hate bees

Mute or have no sense of smell? smell - i cud eat yucky things

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? tortilla - less fat

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? ignorantly blissful - i dont want to know evil

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? prodidgy - u can learn the languages any time

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry - i hate thirst

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? doctors - less painful

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? terrible series of marriages/relationships - at least i wud have sex

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? i dont know .....

Attractive or intelligent?
attractive, man i feel shallow now!

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3 feet, couldnt be really tall, that would scare me :eek2:

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
Locked in a bathroom definitly, way more room in there!


A janitor or prison guard?
a janitor, dunno why

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
bitten by a dog . . . bees hurt too much!


Mute or have no sense of smell?
smell, then i could eat anything

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
covered in cream cheese, yummy :)

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
ignorantly blissful, man i loved being a kid!

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
musical/artistic prodigy, languages annoy me

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
incredibly thirsty, i hate being hungry!

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
dentists, i cant stand the doctors!

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
in a terrible series of relationships, i cant stand being lonely

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
wealthy and unhealthy, then i could pay to get healthy again :D

Attractive or intelligent?

-----Intelligent. Brain's will get you farther in life than beauty.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

-----8 feet, then I could see over everyone at the movies.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?

-----Elevator, I've always wanted to have sex there.

A janitor or prison guard?

-----Prison guard, I wouldn't have to clean up vomit.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?

-----Stung by a bee, the pain won't last as long.

Mute or have no sense of smell?

Have no sense of smell, just because.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?

-----Wrapped in a giant tortilla, less messy.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?

----fully aware, b/c then i'd know whos out to get me.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?

----fluent in languages, more job oppertunites that way

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?

-----Thristy, because you can turn food into liquid but you can't turn liquid into food.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?

-----Dentist, because then they don't touch me funny.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?

-----Marriages/relationships, because at least youre not always alone that way.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?

----Poor and healthy, because as long as you got people you love with you money shouldn't be all that important.


The end.

Attractive or intelligent?intelligent

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?8 feet tall

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?actually both happened to me

A janitor or prison guard?janitor

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?stung by a bee

Mute or have no sense of smell?no sense of smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?wrapped

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?fully aware

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?musical/artistic

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?hungry

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?doctor

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?single

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?wealthy

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent - im used to being unattractive

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet - being really tall makes you have loads of problems (joints etc)

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? locked in bathroom - safer

A janitor or prison guard?

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? stung by bee - hurts less

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smel

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? wrapped in tortilla - wtf

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? fully aware

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?musical prodigy

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? thirstly

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctors - hate fillings

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? dont know

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?poor and healthy

Attractive or intelligent

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom - at least there's water in there. lifts scare me. lots.

A janitor or prison guard

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog

Mute or have no sense of smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy

Attractive or intelligent? - Attractive. They tend to get everything they want in live, regardless of their intelligence.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? - Ughh.. both would be horrid. I suppose 3 feet tall simply because no one would want to be friends with a giant.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? - Locked in a bathroom, no doubt. Elevator's scare me.. they can fall.. ahh.

A janitor or prison guard? - A Janitor. Less chance of getting killed.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? - Stung by a bee, duhh. Dog's can cause serious damage. Plus, they are big and scary.

Mute or have no sense of smell? - No sense of smell. Mute people can't really have lives.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? - Wrapped in a tortilla.. it's less messy, I can unroll myself later.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? - Fully aware of the evils.. except I don't know why.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? - Fluent in four languages! That would be soo awesome. Communicating with so many people.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? - Being hungry.. I just can't stand the feeling of being thirsty.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? - Dentist's office.. I really don't mind the dentist at all.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? - In a series of relationships.. at least I would be happy for a fleeting moment.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? - Wealthy and unhealthy. The wealthy can simply pay millions to be healthy again.

Attractive or intelligent?
intelligent.... im not attractive, and i guess you could say im intelligent, and i despise people who are so incredibly stupid that they cant string a sentence together (not including people with medical conditions and people under the age of 10.. of course. hehe)

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3.... not sure why, but id love to be short hehe.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
locked in a bathroom. unless of course im with my boyfriend in the elevator...

A janitor or prison guard?
janitor by far. i prefer thinking 'eewwww someone peed on the floor again. time to get out the mop...' to 'ohmigosh i might die today'

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
stung by a bee, coz... i dunno. not as painful, maybe

Mute or have no sense of smell?
no sense of smell. i wouldnt be able to live being mute

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
covered in cream cheese.. id freak out inside the giant tortilla haha

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
ignorantly blissful. when i was little, the world was a beautiful place, and i could imagine whatever i liked and it was real, you know? and now, if i talk about my imagination people look at you as if you should be picked up by the men in white coats aaany second now... and it scares me, the thought of all the evil in our world.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
fluent in four languages.... i love to speak new languages, and being able to speak four languages could take me SO many places in the world

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
hungry.... i cant stand being thirsty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
doctors. dentists are horrible. mine watches soap operas while hes prodding around

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
single all my life. hey being single isnt THAT bad. but for now ill live with the comfort that i have a boyfriend and am in a fantastic relationship lol

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
poor and healthy

Ive gota game at home wiv all these questions in lol

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent, coz I would rather be that than some dopey cow who didnt know her own mind but was real pretty. Those kind of girls just get used

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 Feet coz I could cause lots of mischeif without being noticed lol

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom coz I would just have a bath until someone saved me!

A janitor or prison guard? Prison Gaurd. I think that would be cool

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee. It doesnt hurt as much.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell. I talk alot

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Covered in cream cheese. I would eat myself LOL

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware. Just incase I ever got into a nasty situation

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/Artistic Prodigy. it sounds more fun

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Thirsty. If u were hungry all the time u would eat loads n get really fat

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctors. I hate dentists

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Being single is fun so I go with that one

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor & healthy. Theres no point havin loads of money of ur 2 ill 2 do anythin with it

Attractive or intelligent?
- I would have to say attractive. It makes me feel shallow, but honestly, it's what I would go for if offered the choice.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
- 8 feet, because being incredibly short scares me for some reason. 8 feet would be considered a giant, but on the bright side: you would be a shoo-in for the NBA, and you would never have to worry about getting mugged on dark streets.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
- Locked in a bathroom. It'd be way easier to get out, whereas in an elevator, you would have to wait for a rescue crew to come and get you, and the elevator could be in danger of falling.

A janitor or prison guard?
- It sounds cool to say that you want to be a prison guard, but in reality, scrubbing vomit off of the floors is much safer than being around murderers and rapists all day.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
- It would be horrible if you had allergies to bee stings, but I would definitely choose the bee over the dog. A lot less pain and teeth marks.

Mute or have no sense of smell?
- I don't talk that much anyway, but never being able to talk again is a pretty scary thought. Smell is important, but hey, if you took that janitor job, not being able to smell anything would be pretty useful.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
- The tortilla. I don't like cream cheese that much, and besides, it would be fun to be inside a tortilla. You could always just unroll yourself later.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
- Ignorantly blissful. At least I wouldn't have to live my life in a constant state of paranoia, always looking over your shoulder and turning corners nervously, thinking someone's out to get you.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
- This was a hard one to answer, but I decided on being fluent in four languages. Communicating with so many different people and being able to travel to different places and know the language perfectly would be wicked awesome.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
- Hungry. I can't stand being thirsty.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
- At the dentists, unless it's for something like pulling teeth. I hate going to to the doctors office for fear that he will tell me I have contracted some sort of fatal disease.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships, or single for your entire life?
- I tried to imagine what kind of 'terrible' this meant, and came up with some pretty nasty mental images. I would have to go with being single, because it would never mean being tied down, and even though you would never know true love with someone, you would never have the danger of having your heart broken.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
- Poor and healthy. Money does make the world go 'round, until you can't do anything with it. I'm assuming that 'unhealthy', in this case, means some sort of terminal illness that can't be cured with all the money in the world. I would rather be poor than have to endure that kind of suffering, with the knowledge that you have all of that money but you can't put it to any use.

1. intelligent cuz I could get plastic surgery to be attractive
2.3 ft tall it would jsut be cool
3.Locked in a bathroom,cuz theirs wwater and u can go potty
4.Prison guard, i could scare them with my gun
5.stung by a bee, I could smash that little sucker
6.no sense of smell,thaen i wouldn't have to smell that musty ppl at schoool
7.I'd want to be both
8.Fully aware, if you weren't you be in danger
9.fluent in 4 languages, it's cool and I could cuss ppl out in 4 differrent tongues
10.incredibly hungry I could eat myself if i was covered in cream cheese and a tortlla
11.doctor, i want to be one
12.Wealthy and unhealthy, i could use my money to make myself well

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent, i dont wanna be pretty and stupid!

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? three, cuz monstrously tall people kinda scare me

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? elevator, cuz then you get to use the funny little phone!

A janitor or prison guard? janitor, you get your own little closet!

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? bit, the scars are cooler (ive been bitten and stung and the bites are more fun)

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell cuz i love to sing

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? giant tortilla cuz then i can say i was a toco for a day!

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? fully aware so im not so shut out to the bad things

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?musical prodigy, i love to sing and i play the bass

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry, thirst is more annoying for me

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? denist, doctors...well i just dont like them

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?series of marriages/ relationships :its better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? poor and healthy cuz no one is gonna wanna be near you if your all sick and dying

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent - it will get you farther in life.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet - I hate feeling like I'm bigger than others.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Bathroom - it would probably feel safer, plus you would have a bathroom.

A janitor or prison guard? Janitor - being a prison guard would freak me out.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Bitten by a dog - I have this huge fear of needles. A bee sting is way too close to a needle.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell - not being able to talk would drive me nuts. Plus, nothing would smell bad.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Cream cheese - that would be so much fun. And cream cheese tastes good.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Aware - I can't stand not knowing things.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Languages - I'm just not very artistic.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Thirsty - I get really sick if I'm too hungry.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Dentist - as long as my teeth are ok, then I don't have to worry about needles.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Relationships - being single is no fun.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy - money can't do anything for you if you're dying.

Attractive or intelligent? Attractiveness fades after so mo many years...

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? I'd rather be this short than a giant

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? I hate elevators, so I'd rather be stuck in the bathroom

A janitor or prison guard? A janitor seems more safe. When you're a prison guard, you've gotta deal with all thise criminals, so no way.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? I would think that getting stung would be less painful, and wouldn't leave any kind of scar.

Mute or have no sense of smell? I can do without smell.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? This would be far less messy.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Just sounds better...

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Music owns...

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? You can go longer without food, but water is a must.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? The doctors make me nervous :/

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Better to love and lose than to not love at all, right?

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? My health is important to me...

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent... better life, better money, better understanding of things... attractive people have no future so therefore, they must whore themselves for money ^_^

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet... midgets are the best ^_^

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? elevator ... more intense, less stupid

A janitor or prison guard? prison guard... more intense, less stupid

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? dog... leaves a better scar

Mute or have no sense of smell? mute... words are for shit

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? tortilla... dont know

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? fully aware... already am so im used to it

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical prodigy... i'd make a difference

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry... i dont need food

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? doctor's ... my psychiatrist is awesome

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? terrible series.... at least i'd live and learn

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? poor healthy.... rich, fat people die younger ^_^

Attractive or intelligent? Attractive. Guys like ditzy hot chicks.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet. I don't want to be trampled

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom. I've seen what elevators can do.

A janitor or prison guard? Prison guard. Sounds more appealing.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Bitten by a dog. I'm allergic to bee's.

Mute or have no sense of smell? Have no sense of smell. I love talking.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Covered in cream cheese. Sounds fun.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware of the evils of the world. I don't know, I don't want to be ignorant.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/artistic prodigy. Music rocks.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly hungry. It takes longer to die of hunger than it does to die of thirst.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctor's office. The doctors are nicer.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? In a terrible series of marriages/relationships. Even though I'm single (because I want to be), and loving it, I don't want to be single for my entire life.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy. What's the point of having money if you're just going to die?

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent, Your looks fade away then what do you got? Nothing.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet tall, I'm tall enough as it is. >.<

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?Locked in a bathroom,Take a bath while waiting to get out.

A janitor or prison guard?Janitor, Prison guard..way too scary for me.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?Stung by a bee, less painful.

Mute or have no sense of smell? Mute, i couldn't stand not being able to smell.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?Cream cheese, Because i am claustrophobic.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?Fully aware. The world is Evil period.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?Fluent in four languages, that'd be awesome.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly thirsty, Liquids can make you full too.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Dentist office, Doctors always try and find something wrong with you.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?In a terrible series of marriages and relationships, Because love isn't easy , you gotta work for it.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?Poor and healthy, Money causes' problems.

attractive or intelligent- well, i'm already intleligent, but i'd rather be more intelligent than particularilly attractive as well... no matter how much improvment was done to my body, i don't think i'd be terribly satisfied, and it would demish greatly with age anyhow... intelligents, on the other hand, will only begin to diminish under unnatural sucumstances or seem to dimish when one gets very very old... i would also be alot happier with more abilities linked to intelligents than the ability to attract people when they see me, though end up turning them away when we get to know eachother... or just being used other queers for sex.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall: 8 feet tall... some sports woudl be easier witht hat kind of height, and as a 3 footer no sports are easier.

trapped in an elivator or locked in a bathroom?: locked in a bathroom... water is available if i'm there for a long time.

a janitor or a prison gaurd: holy christ both are horrible... a janitor if it wasn't for a highschool or other places dealing with youth, but if it was i'd rather be a prison gaurd.

stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?: as long as it isn't like a pitbull or something, i'll take bitten by a dog on the basis that i never have been to this date.

mute or have no sence of smell?: mute. i already have hay fever, but that can be dealt with with meds... smell is just a very personal sence for me, and i feel i would be loosing alot if i had no ability to smell. just not being able to speak, on the other hand, woudl eb difficult but could be gotten around by sign language. i also don't have a need ot talk to alot of people, and if i wanted to ignore someone, i could since when most people think another is mute, they also come to beleive the person is also def.

covered in cream cheese or a giant tortilla?: giant tortilla... not so sticky.

blissfully ignorant or aware of all the evils of the world: aware... incase if something goes wrong, i'll be prepared for it and know how ot deal with it.

fluent in four languages or an artisitc/musical prodigy?: a musical prodigy.... it would just be so much more enjoyable for me, and though i wouldn't go into a band, i'd sell my work abroad and make some money as well as feel quite a bit of pride in my work and very good about myself for working on it and beign so gifted.

incredibly hungary or incredibly thirsty: incredibly hungary.. i can go to sleep on an empty stoac, but i can't sleep if i'm thristy.

at a dentists office or a doctors office: doctors office... i've gotten use to them in the last few years, and i'll have something ot talk about very soon with my dr since this weekend i'm getting yet ANOTHER blood test... just about every time i go there for the last few visits i've been beign sent away for more blood tests.

in a terrbily series of marrages/relationships or a single one for yoru whole life: easy.. a single relationship my whole life. ideally thats what i'd like anyways... i really am all for quality intstead of quanity... the ide aof haveign tons of unsuccessfull relationships just sound like it woudl become one big hell after a while...one good lasting relationship is fine with me.

poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy: poor and healthy... i've started to realise that i don't relaly want to be ritch, not because haveing all that money would be harmfull, but simply because i don't need it.. i rather my body be strong and healthy and feel alive and well in the mornings than live in a castle and feel like shit all the time.

wait- i misread something:

ina series of unsuccessful relationships or single for the rest of yoru life?:

single for the rest of my life. it would be more painfull constantly loosing and being lonely in a relationship than living alone. i'm also very good at liveing without many relationships in my life, and i find that as long as i don't go and hang out in crouds by myself, i hardly get lonely when people i am close to arn't around. it's like i forget to be lonely and just do my own thing.

Attractive or intelligent?
Attractive because I could learn to be intelligent. If I'm ugly and smart I stuck that way.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3 feet tall, if i'm gonna be a freak, at least I can hide or blend in with the crowd.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
Lock in the bathroom because the bathroom won't move plus I could at least bathe and use the utilities

A janitor or prison guard?
A janitor, its a safer job

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
Stung by a bee, it won't leave a scar or hurt as much

Mute or have no sense of smell?
Have no sense of smell, at least I can talk, besides, it eliminates foul odors

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
Covered in cream cheese

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
I have no clue

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
Fluent in four languages so I could communicate with people of other cultures

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
Thirsty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
Dentist because when the dr. talks to you , at least he has fresh brathe

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
Series of relationships
Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealth?
My health is more important than money so Poor and unhealthy




[Wait, this counts as a survey, right? Gah. Sorry. I'm bored. Damn, this thing is short.]

Hey, I forgot about this. Might as well fill it out.

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent. I don't want to be an idiot.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet tall, because 8 feet tall is scary.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in the bathroom, where there's a supply of water on hand.

A janitor or prison guard? A janitor...cleaning can be fun...

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee, since I know I'm not allergic and I think a dog bite could be more serious.

Mute or have no sense of smell? I don't talk a lot anyway, so being mute wouldn't be that much of an issue.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Tortilla......mmmmmmmmmm....I like tortillas. Cream cheese? Not so much.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Blissful. Fear is my enemy.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? I'd rather be a prodigy, as much as I like languages...I just think it would be nice to be incredible at something.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Hungry, since I'm aware that it's possible to surivive without food for longer than without water.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? The dentist's. I'm still scared of going to the doctor.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single. I'm used to it.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy.....health > wealth.

Attractive or intelligent?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet tall, because then you could see over people while you are at a concert or something. :)

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom, because you could just get someone to knock down the door or something, but an elevator would suck.

A janitor or prison guard? Janitor, I dont want to be anywhere around murderers.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Dog, because I have before and its not all that bad. If its a small dog.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell, because I couldn't stand not talking.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Wrapped in a giant tortilla, its kinda like those games I used to play when we would wrap each other in blankets and that was pretty fun.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Ignornatly blissful, why would I want to worry about anything?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? The second, because I love music.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Hungry, because my stomach hurts really bad when I'm thirsty, I dont know why though.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Dentist, because I love the dentist,.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single for your entire life.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Uhm, probably wealthy and unhealthy I dont know why though.

Attractive or intelligent?--intelligent(i choose brains over beauty any day)

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?-8 feet.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?-elevator-they dont smell as much

A janitor or prison guard?-janitor.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?-bitten by dog(already been bit by a dog)

Mute or have no sense of smell?-no smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?-covered in cream cheese(kinky!)

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?-fully aware

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?--musical artistic prodigy(its one of my dreams)

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?hungry

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?doctors

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?-terrible relationships

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?poor and healthy(money's not too important)

Attractive or intelligent?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?

A janitor or prison guard?

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?

Mute or have no sense of smell?

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent i suppose unless you were going to be hideous and disturbing looking. You could get a job and all if you were intelligent unless you were grotesquely ugly and all employers were shallow. I suppose if you were very attractice you could just marry rich?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet tall because I'd hate to stand out that much

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? bathroom, I'm slightly scared of elevators

A janitor or prison guard? janitor i suppose

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? stung by a bee. im getting used to that besides dogs could have rabies!!!!

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? heehee wrapped in a giant tortilla but somehow i don't think i'll have to make this decision any time soon

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? ignorantly blissful. I'm painfully aware of how horrible the world is

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? four languages

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? doctor

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? singles have more fun

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? poor and healthy

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent. attractiveness doesnt last forever

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet tall. so i'd stand out

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? locked in a bathroom.

A janitor or prison guard? a prison guard. a janitor is like ewww...

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? stung by a bee

Mute or have no sense of smell? have no sense of smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? wrapped in giant tortilla. i love tortillas!

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? ignorantly blissful

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical/artistic prodigy. i am already fluent in four languages

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? incredibly hungry

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? a doctor's office

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? single

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? poor and healhty

Attractive or intelligent? Attractive. more fun that way

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet tall so i can see everything and step on people

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked ina bathroom for the running water adn you can play with yourself....if you want :D

A janitor or prison guard?Janitor, safer and people are nicer

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?Stung by a bee, dogs could maim

Mute or have no sense of smell?no smell, talking is incredibly important

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?cream cheese so jessica alba can lick it off

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Ignorantly blissful yet not naive

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical prodigy, worship me!!!

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry, thirst kills

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? dentist, they're only teeth, im not sick

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?terrible series, least id have summat

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?poor and healthy, you're not going to have much fun with your money if you're sick are you?

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8feet

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Bathroom

A janitor or prison guard? Prison Guard

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Bee

Mute or have no sense of smell? No Smell

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Cream Cheese

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Aware Of Evils

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/artistic prodigy

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Hungry

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Dentist

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor n Healthy

Attractive or intelligent? attractive coz then you can marry someone rich n live off there money :)

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?omg i dunno!! thats really hard!

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?locked in a bathroom coz i hate elevators!!

A janitor or prison guard?prison guard coz itll b fun! lol

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?sting by a bee coz im scared of dogs

Mute or have no sense of smell?hav no sense of smell duno y suppose coz i like talkin 2 much!

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?lol! umm wrapped in a giant tortilla duno y!?

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?ignorantly blissful!!

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?fluent in four languages coz its coolbein able 2 tlk a diff language

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?uncredibly thristy but im not sure y

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?dentists office coz doctors freak me out

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?:s thats hard probz single

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?wealthy n unhealthy coz i love money lol!

Attractive or intelligent? INTELLIGENT.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? Three.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Bathroom.

A janitor or prison guard? Prison guard.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Bitten by a dog, preferably not mine.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Cream cheese. Yum.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Fluent in four languages.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly hungry.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctor's office.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Wealthy and unhealthy, because I'd have enough money to cure my illnesses.

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent, because than i can get rich and get face surgery

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet tall because no guy wants to date a 8 foot tall girl

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Looked in the bathroom, umm elevator scary.

A janitor or prison guard? W/e makes more money

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee, not as muchh pain

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Cream chesse! Easier to eat off ur body

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Ignorantly blissful, why do you wanna know about the evils of the world, wouldnt live ur life how you want it.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Fluent in four languages, im not so musical or artistic and anyways im alright fluent in 3

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly hungry, easier than being thirsty, i can go on without eating for a while and water fills you up.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? I dont mind, i like both.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Married, atleast you get to experiece something and learn from it.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Wealthy and unhealthy you can buy medicine a private trainer and anything you want money buys anything.

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent; looks wont last for ever, even with plastic surgery you must get old :eek: . Intelligence is more likely to make it a little longer. :D
8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet tall because im short as it is, so id like to know what its like to be at that high of an altitude all the time
Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? bathroom, u have water and a toilet right there, food is the only other necessity ud be missing
A janitor or prison guard? prison guard, they dont have to clean, do they?Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? stung by a bee, it dont hurt that badMute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell, i dont mind not smelling, i live with 2 brothers and a dad, does that tell u why?
Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? giant tortilla, i think the cream cheese would be hard to wash off and ud stink for weeks
Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? fully aware, i enjoy having a reason to be angry
Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical prodigy, i love to sing, and anything to do with music is pretty kool.
Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? thirsty, when im really hungry im in too much pain to even be truely mean, and thats a passion i cant give up:)
At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? never been to either so i dunno

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? single for my entire life, im not big on being around people all the time.
Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? wealthy and unhealthy, even though its greedy, because id like to experience what its like to have enough money to help other people, and take appropriate care of myself and family. :rolleyes:

Attractive or intelligent? attractive

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? hmm

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? locked in bathroom

A janitor or prison guard? wouldnt matter

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? stung by bee

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell..maybe

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? giant tortilla

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? ignorantly blissful maybe

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical/artitic

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? incredibly thirsty

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? dentists

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? single entire life

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? wealthy and unhealthy

Attractive or intelligent?
iNteLLiGeNt

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3 feet tall

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
BaThRooM

A janitor or prison guard?
pRiSoN guArD

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
Bee

Mute or have no sense of smell?
No SeNsE oF sMeLL

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
GiAnT tOrTiLLa

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
iGnOraNtLy bLiSsFuL

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
FlUeNt iN FoUr LaNgUaGeS

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
ThIrStY

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
DeNtiSt'S oFFiCe

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
SiNgLe

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
WeAlThY N uNhEaLtHy

Attractive or intelligent?
Intelligent. I hate idiots.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
8 feet tall. I could tower over people.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
Elevator. I like the buttons
A janitor or prison guard?
Prison guard. You could meet interesting folk.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
Bee. I get NO reaction.

Mute or have no sense of smell?
No sense of smell. I like music too much,

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
Wrapped in a giant tortilla. I wouldn't get all sticky.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
Full aware. Ignorance is sickening.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
Musical/artistic prodigy. Ahh, I'd love that.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
Incredibly thirsty. It's so rewarding when you drink water.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
Dentist. I hate the doctor's. My doctor is a Nazi.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
Terrible series. At least there are ups and downs, not one line of mediocrity.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
Oh Jesus, I don't know.

Attractive or intelligent?

Intelligent, because to me, that's whats more important. And I'd rather have people like me because I'm intelligent, rather than I'm attractive.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

This is a hard one, because they both do have their advantages. But I'd think I'd rather be three feet tall. Just because you can get into places other people can't, and you won't bang into things like you would if you were 8 ft tall.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?

Locked in a bathroom, because then at least you can find something to do to amuse yourself.

A janitor or prison guard?

A janitor, because I wouldn't trust myself to try and gaurd criminals.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?

Stung by a bee, because at least for me, it doesn't hurt.

Mute or have no sense of smell?

No sense of smell, I couldn't imagine a world without being able to talk!

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?

Wrapped in a giant tortilla! Less messy, and I love anything bread like. Then again...I love anything cheese like....

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?

Ignorantly blissful. Because really, who wants to know about the evils of the world?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?

Musical prodigy..I love music. :)

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?

Incredibly hungry, it drives me nuts if I get really thirsty.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?

At the doctors, I hate going to the dentists. The smell bugs me.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?

Terrible series of marriages/relationships. At least I would be with people.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?

Poor and healthy. Being healthy feels wonderful. :)

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligant (I hate pretty ditsy people!)

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 ( 3's too short!!)

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Elavator withsomebody attractive (lol wait that's not an option)
A janitor or prison guard? Prison Guard. cleaing's such a drag!

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Bitten by a dog, that's easy 'cause you get bitten when you ruffhouse a with big dogs!
Mute or have no sense of smell? Mute.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Tortilla (there not messy)

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Aware

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? lango For sure!!!!!!!!!!!

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungry.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? EWWW! Dentist's (going to the doctor's is like entering a torture chamber)
In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? :( Single i guess
Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy!

Attractive or intelligent?
intelligent rite, u get a gd job get money to make urself luk attractive =]]

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
well im already pretty tall like 5,10

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
bathroom

A janitor or prison guard?
prison ooooh lol

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
bitten it doesnt last

Mute or have no sense of smell?
smell one because i dnt smell alot lol

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
wow id love to get wrapped in a tortilla

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
bissfull lool

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
erm music/art one

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
hmmm hungry

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
doctors doesnt smell as much =/

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
hmm single its better

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
hmm hard lol erm 2nd

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent. Wisdom is worth more than the way you look

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet tall. When you are 8 feet tall, you have to bend down to enter a room.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom. When I need to go to the bathroom, I'll have somewhere to go.

A janitor or prison guard? Janitor. I'd be better at that job.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee. Less Painful.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell. I wouldn't be able to learn that sign language, nuh-uh.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Giant Tortilla!

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Ignorantly Blissful. I'd rather live without the evil, thank you.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/artistic prodigy. I hate foreign languages, and music is better.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly hungry. I hate it when my throat is dry.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctor's. I dread the dentist.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single. When you're single, you never have to deal with those terrible divorces and child support.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy. Being Poor doesn't exactly mean that you live on the streets and have no money at all.

Attractive or intelligent?Intelligent - Looks wouldnt get me through life.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?8-I would be able to reach stuff lol , and i wouldnt wanna be 3 feet tall because people that was shorter have more trouble doing things(in general)

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?Bathroom-Im terrified of getting trapped in an elevator, so I try to avoid them as much as possible lol

A janitor or prison guard?Janitor-Less likely to get harmed

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?Stung by a bee.. doesnt hurt lol

Mute or have no sense of smell?no sense of smell-I dont usually smell things anyways lol

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?wrapped in a giant tortilla-be more fun and cream cheese is only good on bagels

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?Ignorantly blissful-No intentions of knowing evil lol

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?Fluent in four languages-I can travel and know the language(depending on the lang.)And get a job , even somewhere else in the world.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?hungry-I can live longer being hungry and my mouth wont get dry like if im thirsty.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?Doctors-Dentists always hurt my mouth :(

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?Single-Have to go through no troubles or pain caused by the relationships

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?poor and heathly-theres always ways to survive without money, but theres no way to survive if your unhealthy and it cant be treated

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? Three feet tall. That would kick ass. I could hide easily, sneak into people's houses, and be an all around more efficient lurker. Also, if you're eight feet tall, you'd hit your head on...well, everything.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom. Elevators hang.

A janitor or prison guard? Prison guard. That was you get a nice, fairly legal outlet for your frustration and anger.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee. A dog bite would do actual damage, whereas a little sting could heal much easier, and would hurt a lot less.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell. I'd rather be able to argue with people than smell.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Wrapped in a giant tortilla! I could eat my way out. I hate cheese. Plus it'd be nice and warm.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Aware of the evils. That doesn't mean you can't be happy, it just means you know the truth. I believe you can only avoid something if you're familiar with it, anyway.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/artistic prodigy. Music is a universal language.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Thirsty. It physically hurts to be incredibly hungry.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctor's.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Series of relationships/marriages. Better to have loved and lost.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy.

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligence for the win!

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? Can I settle for a happy medium? *pout*

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Bathroom! Water, shower, toilet! At least I wouldn't dehydrate if they didn't get me out until a day later!

A janitor or prison guard? What about supercool FBI agent?

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Wellll...I'm allergic to red wasps so I might be allergic to bees...I think you know which!

Mute or have no sense of smell? Scent is the closest thing tied to memory!And i love to sing...crap...I have myself a regular dilemma here...

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? *does Mexican hat dance* Definately tortilla!

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Ignorance isn't really fun...soooo...AWARE!

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Definately musical/artistic prodigy! And I'd be a PRO at communicating to people of for different languages in Pictionary or Drawing Charades with me awesome art powers!

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Incredibly thirsty...hunger causes pain, and makes my stomach make weird noises that generally aggitate me./B]

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? [B]Dentist...I never have cavities and dentists do half of the poking and prodding that doctors do!

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Terrible marriages/relationships! At least there was love somewhere!

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Dirt poor and a dapper young lad! Waiit...

Attractive or intelligent? - Attractive. I could be a rich model. Buwahaha.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? - 8. That is my lucky number.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? -Elevator. Bathrooms are icky.

A janitor or prison guard? -Prison Guard. *puts hand behind back holding club and sets face to emotionless prison guard like. Stands in dark corner with cells and shadows behind her. Laughs at prison captives. Walks back and forth, guarding in the dark silence of night.*

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? -Bee. Not as big and mean and tramatic. Would not take a huge chunk of flesh off my body. Would not leave me terrified and scarred for life.

Mute or have no sense of smell? -No sense of smell. I could still talk and laugh and have fun. And not have to smell icky things.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? -Cream cheese. Mmmmm.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? -Fully Aware. I dont want to be like Chelsea on Thats So Raven.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? -Musical whatever you just said.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? -Hungry. Thirst is worse. And I could stand to lose some weight.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? -Dentists. Probably more minor than a doctors.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? -Single. I dont want to have tons of terrible relationships.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? -Poor and healthy. I'd get a better sense of life.

~ Intelligent because beauty fades as you get older plus you can make it a lot further in this world with intelligence
~ 3 feet tall; guys prefer shorter girls to taller ones, I would feel like such a freak at 8 feet tall
~ locked in a bathroom because at least I know the bathroom won't all of a sudden drop down 10 stories
~ prison guard because I would hate to clean up behind disgusting people
~ stung by a bee; it has happened to me before and it can't be worse than a dog bite
~ no sense of smell; I have to be able to talk to others
~ wrapped in a giant tortilla; no mess
~ fully aware of the evils of the world so I can prepare myself for them and come out on top
~ fluent in four languages; I would be so culturally rounded
~ incredibly thirty; I would be huge if I was incredibly hungry
~ dentist's office; if I'm at the doctor's office something is really wrong with me and I would rather be getting my teeth cleaned
~ single for the rest of my life; I wouldn't be able to handle so much heartbreak, besides no one knows me better than me
~ poor and healthy; money doesn't mean a thing if you're miserable

Attractive or intelligent? looks ultimately dont matter

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? i wanna reach shit

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? no way out of a damn elevator!

A janitor or prison guard? cleaning isnt so bad.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? DUH!

Mute or have no sense of smell? wtf do you really NEED to smell anyways?

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? not as dirty.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? I don't like being tormented by all the shit thats going on

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? speaking one language is okay for me

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? cmon you know being thirsty sucks

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? i like getting my teeth cleaned. :)

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? I CANT CHOOSE!!!!!! AHHHH!

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? duh!

Attractive or intelligent?
i dunno both??

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3 feet tall.... im short n e wayz...lol

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
elevator... dunno y... sounds more fun..lol

A janitor or prison guard?
prison guard... they r alwayz strong... lol

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
stung by a bee.. wont hurt as long..

Mute or have no sense of smell?
no sense of smell.. dunno y..

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
cream cheese... so sum1 can lick it off.. lol j/k

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
aware of the evils...

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
4 languages its more useful

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
thirsty.. hungry is just a bitch!! lol

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
dentist's office.. i hate dr.s they r stupid!!! lol

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
relationships... cuz at least at sum time u would have sum1 to love..

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
poor and healthy.. cuz being sick sucks!!! lol

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent...if you're super smart you can work around that kind of thing.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet...you could model...
Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? A bathroom...You can't die in one of those.
A janitor or prison guard? Prison guard. Bad ass boys are hot. HAHAHAHA.
stung by a bee or biten by a dog. Stung by a bee, no scars.

Mute or have no sense of smell? No sense of smell. I mean come on.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Wrapped in a giant tortilla! Fo sho. I like mexican food.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Aware...I mean, I want to know what's going on in the world.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical/artistic prodigy. Music is my life.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Thirsty. Hunger hurts like a mother.
At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Dentist's.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Series of relationships/marriages...It's learning.
Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?Wealthy & Unhealthy...by what you want before you die.

Attractive or intelligent?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

Trapped in an elevator orlocked in a bathroom?

A janitor or prison guard?

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?

Mute or have no sense of smell?

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?

Attractive or intelligent?

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?

A janitor or prison guard?

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?

Mute or have no sense of smell?

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?

Attractive or intelligent? intelligent....you can do a lot more if you're smart

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 feet tall. sorry 8 feet is just too tall

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? locked in a bathroom. that way if i have to go i can go lol

A janitor or prison guard? janitor. prison is too scary for me ahah

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? uhhh...well i'd sayy stung by a bee cuz a bite would hurt...but my mom is allergic to bees and they don't know if i am either cuz i've never been stung. so that's a hard one

Mute or have no sense of smell? no sense of smell cuz then at least i could communicate with people properly

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? covered in cream cheese...cream cheese is yummieee lol

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? fully aware. cuz then you're smartt ahah. if you're ignorantly blissful you probably seem dumb and spacey lol

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical prodigy. just because lol

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? hungryy. idkk whyy though

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? doctorss cuz i'm used to lol

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? singleee. better then getting hurt a whole bunch of times

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? poor and healthyy. what's the point of being wealthy and unhealthy??? you'll never be able to do anythingg.

Attractive or intelligent?
Intelligent. I'm sort of like goal-oriented and most of my goals involve me being intelligent haha.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
8 feet tall i guess cuz REALLY short people sorta freak me out?

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
locked in a bathroom lol you could plunge to your death in a trapped elevator.

A janitor or prison guard?
janitor haha. prison guards have it roughh

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
depends on the dog but i guess stung by a bee

Mute or have no sense of smell?
no sense of smell because i love talking and i dont mind not smelling

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
wrapped in a tortilla lol the less mess the better

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
igorantly blissful i guess. i like to believe the best of everything

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
musical/artistic prodigy. you can always learn languages

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
incredibly hungry lol cuz that eventually goes away. thirst affects my entire body

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
dentists office. i have a fear of needles and getting bloodwork done.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
single for my entire life haha. more fun that way anyway.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
poor and healthy lol whats the point of being wealthy if you cant enjoy it in good health

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent - being pretty doesn't get you everything.

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 8 feet - you could get famous for being so insanely tall. & tower over everyone.

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Trapped in an elevator - people will come to fix it and there is buttons to call for help.

A janitor or prison guard? Prison guard - fights!

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Bee - hurts way less.

Mute or have no sense of smell? I already have no sense of smell. - I don't care if I smell things.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Cream cheese- yummy!

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware - I don't really know?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Fluent in 4 lingos - It's cool to talk to different people who don't speak english.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Hungry - I can live without something to eat for a bit, but when you're thirsty your mouth get's all dry.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctors - painless.

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single - I wouldn't want to get hurt so many times and be frustrated. I'd rather be happy being single.

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor and healthy - Atleast i'll live longer...

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent, understanding how things work is the greatest feeling

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? 3 Feet, lanky is not good

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Bathroom, easier to get out

A janitor or prison guard? Bit of both really

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Bee, hurts less

Mute or have no sense of smell? Mute, otherwise you cant taste properly either

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Tortilla, i love them

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware, kinda comes with the intelligence bit

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? Musical prodigy, languages can be learnt

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? Thirsty, quicker to fix

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? Doctor

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Poor, I hate being unhealthy

Attractive or intelligent?
Attractive, you can sex your way through college and go from there.
8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
3 feet.
Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?
Locked in a bathroom.
A janitor or prison guard?
Prison guard.
Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?
Stung by a bee.
Mute or have no sense of smell?
No sense of smell.
Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
Tortilla.
Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?
Fully aware.
Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?
Fluent in four languages.
Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?
Hungary.
At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
Doctors.
In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?
Single
Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?
Wealthy and unhealthy

Attractive?

3 feet tall?

locked in a bathroom?

prison guard?

Stung by a bee?

have no sense of smell?

wrapped in a giant tortilla?

Ignorantly blissful?

musical prodigy?

Incredibly hungry?

at the doctor's office?

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships?

wealthy and unhealthy?




[Wait, this counts as a survey, right? Gah. Sorry. I'm bored. Damn, this thing is short.]

Attractive or intelligent?
8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom?

A janitor or prison guard?

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog?

Mute or have no sense of smell?

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla?
Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world?

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy?

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty?

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office?
In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life?

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy?

Attractive or intelligent? Intelligent. Because beauty fades, dumb is forever <3

8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? Uhm..3 feet tall because it's easier to find someone who likes tiny women than people who like freaskishly tall women...

Trapped in an elevator or locked in a bathroom? Locked in a bathroom because one. it's easier to escape and two. there isn't a chance of the cords being torn off and me falling God knows how many feet down and possibely killing myself.

A janitor or prison guard? A prison guard because then I could watch people get stabbed.

Stung by a bee or bitten by a dog? Stung by a bee because it's smaller and hurts less (i'm guessing)

Mute or have no sense of smell? Mute...because it's cooler.

Covered in cream cheese or wrapped in a giant tortilla? Covered in cream cheese because then I could cover myself in bagels and eat.

Ignorantly blissful or fully aware of the evils of the world? Fully aware of the evils of the world because I despise ignorant people.

Fluent in four languages or a musical/artistic prodigy? musical/artistic prodigy because you can't earn a lot of money by knowing four languages. lol.

Incredibly hungry or incredibly thirsty? incredibly thirsty because hunger itself hurts enough.

At the dentist's office or at the doctor's office? at the doctor's office because i'm afraid of dentists :3

In a terrible series of marriages/relationships or single for your entire life? Single for my entire life because what's the point?

Poor and healthy or wealthy and unhealthy? Wealthy and unhealthy because then I could buy myself into health.