as every1 knows south park is tha best progamme eva so wot r ur fav quotes frm the show?

mine r;
its not ghosts u ave 2 b scared of,its super aides,1 tee-spoon of that up ur ass an ur dead in 3 years.

ur breaking my balls here terry.

this rite here is fucked up

Ok, this is a message board, NOT instant messaging. Meaning you have time to write the whole damn word out.

cartman "See I told you Jews had no rythm"
Kyle "Shut the F*** Cartman"

Cartman: I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.

(the movie)
Cartman: Damn, shit, respect my fuckin' authority!
Sadaam Hussein: Ahhh!
Cartman: Yes (zaps him)!
Sadaam Hussein: Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat!
Cartman: Dog shit Taco (Zaps him again)!
Sadaam Hussein: Quick Satan, do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size. Blood-drenched, frozen tampon popsicle!
Sadaam Hussein: Hey buddy, I know I was mean before, but don't worry, I can change!
Cartman: Okay.
Not. Fuck, shit, ****, ass, dildo, boner, bitch, pussy, butthole, Barbara Streisand!


(cripple fight)
Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!


Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.


also anytime Cartman says "Shut up you fucking jew >.<" sounds so funny when he says that lol

"Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!"

...you bastard! :) ^ ^ ^

(from the movie)

guy: got the rope?
Kenny: check.
guy: got the torch?
Kenny: check.
guy: got the buttfor?
Kenny: whats a buttfor?
guy: for pooping, silly.




(well it goes sumthin like that)

i love it when mr garrison is talkin about women and periods

i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.

m'kay

we can be space men or pirates on the sea,up in my wishing tree.

They took our Jarrrbs!! (jobs)!

i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.
I was gonna do that one..lol

Whatever, I do what I want!

Queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas mmmmkay

"Go ahead Kyle, you know your Jewish blood wont let you throw away something you paid $15 for! Go ahead Kyle, prove Mel Gibson wrong!"

lmao. The Cripple Fight quote from above was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this thread's title. I'm also partial to "See Cartman? Your mom IS on the cover of crack-whore magazine." "'Ey! She said she was young ..and needed the money!"

They took our Jarrrbs!! (jobs)!
They took yer Jaaaarrrb!

They took yer Jaaaarrrb!

How about we scramble into pile, all get naked and start getting gay with each other?! :eek2: haha