A Scanner Darkly is going to be the greatest summer movie of all time. (http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=22506)

Well, second only to Snakes On A Plane.

The movie takes place in the near future when the U.S has lost the War on Drugs. Keanu Reeves is a cop who's addicted to Substance D, a drug causing split personalities. Stylized awesomeness ensues.

It's based on a novel by Philip K. Dick, who has penned the inspirations to pretty much every decent sci-fi/metaphysical movie Hollywood has ever made. He's responsible for Blade Runner, which we all know could easily be the greatest science fiction film yet.

Can't wait to see this movie.

Keanu Reeves


Oh.

He gets to go back in time again. This time, George Carlin's gonna lay the smackdown in an battle torn between space and time. Our very existence will hang in the balance.

Richard Linklater.

The guy behind Bad News Bears and Keanu Reeves.

Double-oh.

I'd be more worried about Winona Rider than Keanu. With Keanu, you know what to expect.

Triple-oh, then.

You're not selling this to me, you know. :)

It's not my job to sell this.

You could try anyway?

Why should I?

To help me procrastinate?

Seriously, someone else needs to post here.