View Full Version : Newleyweds No More :(
oopsufell4me
11-24-2005, 11:53 PM
yes, its true. the couple who would have possibly produced the world's most beautiful baby have split. and yes, im not ashamed to admit it, i cried.
http://et.tv.yahoo.com/celebrities/13191/
Reticent
11-25-2005, 08:08 AM
About time .:)
RyuuNoHi
11-25-2005, 06:40 PM
Took em longer then I was expecting.
kelsey_unknown
11-25-2005, 10:06 PM
Does this truly shock you? You need atleast one intelligent person in a relationship for anything good to come out of it.
oOyounginOo
11-26-2005, 02:41 AM
^^^Agreed!
breakdancerqt
11-26-2005, 10:15 AM
its about time i was so sick to death of seeing the magazine covers.
irishblueyes
11-26-2005, 10:20 AM
iwas so sick of emm all ova eachotha n den on newlyweds fightin ova rediculous tins like hu is go9n 2 use d bbq fuckin prats
PinkBullets
11-26-2005, 10:22 AM
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are having a baby—but Nick won’t be around to see the birth. Announcing her pregnancy, Jessica said she felt Nick tricked her into having his child: “He put his purple-headed yogurt slinger in my fuzzy taco without the Saran Wrap, and now there’s, like, a baby in my tummy tum tum tum.”
Jessica says the couple regularly used Saran Wrap and Coca-Cola for protection; she learned about those in her abstinence-only sex ed class. Nick insisted it wasn’t his fault, saying, “Do you really think I want my genes to mix with hers? I’m glad this happened, though; I really can’t stand her. Let’s see how well her solo career does without the benefits of my shadow.” Jessica’s producer/manager/pimp/father Joe Simpson denied that he was in any way responsible for her pregnancy: “I only whore my daughter out to MTV and ABC; I wouldn’t take advantage of her. But I’m glad she’s preggers because now I can produce more shows.”
omg o.o what are weirdddd family
irishblueyes
11-26-2005, 10:24 AM
hahahaha dats soooo funni o good good
breakdancerqt
11-26-2005, 10:24 AM
^ :lmfao: