I R Dog, I have a pog,

My last chance, is in the stance,

I must fight, to keep light,

I must stuff, that big buff,

To keep me silly, I write like billy,

To keep me fun, I hug many buns!



I r hoping you like my newest poem! I Love to rite and hop to git r done and publishing. Think You.

Die.

Why the hostility?! I figured trying to do something new and "In" would be cool! =( didn't know I'd get death wishes for my On the edge work!

That style is 'in'?

Ya it is! You don't see it? It's all over the place!

Clear it up a bit then. Its horribly forced though.

Haha ya it is isn't it =( I just wanted to post some crappy poem to see who people respond lol, I'll go ahead and post one of my real poems hehe

Hey yo, I R Dog,
What is a pog?
Can't understand,
Like I'm lookin through fog.
I'm here in the stance,
Peein my pants.
Love the death wishes,
And all your rants!
Gotta fight.
Fight, fight, fight.
Dirty job but,
Someone's gotta do it, right?
Gotta stuff it,
I ain't bluffin.
Rough housin crowdin,
My sight; it's crushin.
Keep it casual,
Keep it silly.
Don't write strictly,
Write willy-nilly.
To keep it fun,
Let us run.
Don't stop til we're done.
Now bend down,
AND GRAB MY BUNS!

BEST. POEM. EVAR.

Does nobody recognise satire on these forums?

I don't think they do!! =D

I don't think they do!! =D

Erm. Sattire is?
I only know certain forms. *shrugs* Oh well. Just ignore my advice. :)

Haha, well I'm guessing it's satire... it certainly sounds like it, but knowing some of these threads it could just be an unintentional parody. Who knows.