what's your favourite quote from the simpsons or another cartoon?

The simpsons has funny quotes in every episode, thats to hard to say for them, but family guys best quote is quagmire's giggidy giggidy giggidy

(translated from german as i have no opportunity to watch the simpsons in english)
- this deep fryer is able to deep-fry a buffalo within three seconds.
- three seconds? but i want it now!

Family Guy Quotes!

[An extremely obese Peter and Brian are sitting on the dock]
Boy: Daddy, what's that?
Father: Well son, that's Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. What it's doing down here on the wharf I haven't the foggiest, we should probably go ask a scientist.
Peter: I'm a man, jackass.

Stewie: No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you

Stewie: [To ticket agent] Now look here...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie: Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.

Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."

Southpark quotes!

Cartman: Damn, shit, respect my fuckin' authority!

Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Randy Marsh: You see, Token, when a man and a woman really love each other, the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called 'making love,' and its normal.
Token: And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making? Five midgets beating a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that love making?

Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass

Stan: Aah, we're always running late you ugly skank.
Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Stan: I can't wait to own a fishing tank.
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh, neither can I.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Cartman: Hey! I'm taking my pig and ... screw you guys, I'm going home. This whole idea's stupid anyway.
Kyle: What the hell would you know you fat sweaty Mongoloid, you never get higher than a D.
Cartman: Hey! Why don't you go back to San Francisco with the rest of the Jews?
Kyle: There's no Jews in San Francisco, you retard!
Cartman: I'll kick you in the nuts! :lmfao:

"Meh."

Favourite Simpson’s quotes:

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a **** star.

Bart: Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Mr. Burns: Well, this is a high scoring affair!
Abe: Yeah, well it's your turn to get the ball out of the peach basket.
Mr. Burns: I'll get your ball out of your peach basket one of these days.

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dr nick: hi everybody!
every1: hi doctor nick

Simpsons: Please don't chase me my belly's full of chocolate.
: I wash myself with a rag on a steak
: My mum says im cool

South Park: im not fat, im big boned n if der should eva be a volcanic eruption duck n cover.

Family Guy:

Peter: (in an out house) Louis I don't get how this works, it's just a hole, it doesn't go anywhere, no, no it defiantly doesn't go anywhere. (bird fly's into the out house knocking it over. You hear a splash.) Oh god its everywhere! Oh its even in my raccoon wounds!