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Love me? Then join the pig fuckers club.....create your own title!
now accepting applicants.:)
zilch
10-13-2003, 02:20 PM
I want to be the first one!!
zilch
10-13-2003, 02:21 PM
other than you, of course :)
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:21 PM
sure why not?
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:21 PM
3rd
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 02:21 PM
uh...sure zach.
Simply A Newbie
10-13-2003, 02:22 PM
Damn you Zmaster.....
Removing it before I can see it. ;)
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 02:23 PM
and what is the point of this?
eagle
10-13-2003, 02:23 PM
I CALL FOURTH
Mr. Magill
10-13-2003, 02:24 PM
Im president Zach, get it right. :D
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:24 PM
*snickers*
the point is to make a club of fellow pig fuckers....then we shall take over the world!
zilchy is vice pres!
the rest of you are PIG FUCKER ELITE!
zilch
10-13-2003, 02:25 PM
thank yew zach! i love my position.
Pig fucking etiquette all the way...
*struts*
eagle
10-13-2003, 02:27 PM
what am I? can I be secretary? or treasurer or something?
scissorman isnt allowed....only COOL pig fuckers....you suck.
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:27 PM
heheheheheheehehehehe fun
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:28 PM
zach be nice hun
We need a Slogan...hmm....
"Learn to love yourself: Love pigs"
:top:
bahaha
zilch
10-13-2003, 02:30 PM
lol lol lol - that was evil, zach
nono
"Tired of fucking the same old bitch, every day? Try piggies!!! They squeal!"
:top:
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:30 PM
lol i love the slogan...how a bout a song?
Mr. Magill
10-13-2003, 02:30 PM
Kay add your membership and title to your sig.
zilch
10-13-2003, 02:31 PM
ROFLMAO - I LOVE THIS THREAD.
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:32 PM
i want a title?
Mr. Magill
10-13-2003, 02:32 PM
Whatever you want it to be, How about "Official pig fuckers member: Horny Secretary number 1" ?
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:33 PM
lol @ steven
i like steven's idea :top:
eagle
10-13-2003, 02:34 PM
please zach please *gives zach a cookie*
scissor, get out of my cool thread.
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:35 PM
i will not be a horny secretary! O:-)
Mr. Magill
10-13-2003, 02:37 PM
Zach, lmao you rock.
grapette, you be the horny HISTORIAN. :)
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:38 PM
lol hmmmm okay
YAY!!!!
:D
Rennie poo can be the sexay techie.:)
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:39 PM
lol this is so silly
Jezebel
10-13-2003, 02:43 PM
I wanna join!!!
Mr. Magill
10-13-2003, 02:43 PM
Then add your pig fucker title to your sig. :)
grapette513
10-13-2003, 02:48 PM
lol
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 02:49 PM
stupid.
Originally posted by Zmaster
stupid.
you just want to be a member dont ya?
you can be, angry pig fucker.
Jezebel
10-13-2003, 02:51 PM
yay! can i be like the horny nurse or something
Jezebel
10-13-2003, 03:03 PM
Okey Dokey ty Smokey
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 03:15 PM
there's a fine line between fun and stupidity.
this thread has crossed it.
grapette513
10-13-2003, 03:17 PM
then why do you keep posting in here?
grapette513
10-13-2003, 03:20 PM
lol
:) this thread isnt stupid.
grapette513
10-13-2003, 04:18 PM
lol silly zach!
zilch
10-13-2003, 05:09 PM
I love this thread. :)
grapette513
10-13-2003, 05:10 PM
me too <3
zilch
10-13-2003, 05:10 PM
GRAPERS
I refuse to join this club under moral grounds, you guys are disgusting. Why the hell would you want to fuck a pig let alone make a club about it?
Im more of a sheep man myself, you can really snuggle up to those guys :/
zilch
10-13-2003, 05:14 PM
lol @ dave!!!
sheep are quite cool - but pigs are funnier :)
Originally posted by Dave
DONT JUDGE ME MAN!!!
*judges* shut up and bend over bitch!
:hump:
:moon:
Do me big boy
OINK!
Duncan
10-13-2003, 05:22 PM
im the apprentice pig fucker
Do you only get to make love to piglets? Or bacon rolls?
lmao!!! duncs, put that in your profile.
he only gets the ham biscuits.
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 07:11 PM
is this thread still going?
yes, and it will keep going. I'll flood this bitch every hour if need be.
loveisnowhere
10-13-2003, 07:19 PM
For some odd reason I though you were going to say "love the umby"...even though I know thats Lindsay....
Duncan
10-13-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Dave
Do you only get to make love to piglets? Or bacon rolls?
Nah, first year i just watch you guys do it and i make the coffee and tea!
also get to go to college and look at some books and stuff, its pretty boring!
Get to fuck a pig in my 2nd year ;]
zilch
10-13-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Zach
yes, and it will keep going. I'll flood this bitch every hour if need be.
*bump*
This was too far down on the page for me :).
Exquisite Tears
10-13-2003, 08:14 PM
Okay so I admit, I love it when Zach fucks Pigs, so yeah I want to join! Let me know my title and I will add it to my sig. ;)
Sammy
10-13-2003, 08:15 PM
can i join?
Zach says:
ye art shall lick thy nuts
David, Plainswalker says:
thou shall?
Zach says:
lick them sir davide
Zach says:
lick them well
David, Plainswalker says:
what a grand opportune
Zach says:
thy nuts are salty, thus a tasty treat.
haha.....
clueless's title is, "pigfucker whore."
lilsam's is "ye olde pig fucker."
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 08:21 PM
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
darn tootin it does.
:) you just keep helping it along.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 08:30 PM
Zach, you're a disgrace.
ChinitoVeloz
10-13-2003, 08:39 PM
omg..another club..middle school flashbacks are just around the corner
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 08:44 PM
Brand New sucks.
Fucking pigs sucks. Trust me, I know.
Zach sucks.
Don't talk to him.
Sammy
10-13-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by LoveLiesBleeding
Brand New sucks.
DIE
whoever says brand new sucks doesnt deserve to live
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 08:46 PM
No, my dear. You don't deserve to live.
Sammy
10-13-2003, 08:47 PM
brand new is the greatest band in the entire world. one of my best friends, andrew, his older brother is in brand new. they are the greatest band. you should die
lol, dont mind david, hes just being his usual, ****ty self. :D
davie poo you fucking flamer.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 08:52 PM
You guys need to recognize... Honestly! Listen to real music, like rap or R&B.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
thats irony at its best.
Sammy
10-13-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by LoveLiesBleeding
You guys need to recognize... Honestly! Listen to real music, like rap or R&B.
:rofl:
your kidding right?
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 08:57 PM
Do I sound... er... look like I'm kidding?
lol, yes.
i know you, you whore.
Sammy
10-13-2003, 08:58 PM
thats the most messed up idiotic thing i heard all day
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:00 PM
WELL FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE ASSLICKING WHORE. NO ONE ASKED YOU. FUCK!
Sammy
10-13-2003, 09:02 PM
cough anger managment cough ....
i mean.....
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by lilsam16
cough anger managment cough ....
Sammy
10-13-2003, 09:05 PM
did i ever say i was???
Originally posted by Zmaster
i laughed for all of a second at that! :top:
:)
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:07 PM
Zach, shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You too, lilsam16. And Zmaster... Yeah.
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:08 PM
what
"Yeah."
oh thank you for sharing, that obviously says a great deal.
next time lets try a two syllable word.
don't talk to me.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:10 PM
Welcome.
lmao..... david, youre a moron. Erik is an admin, suck up to him.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:19 PM
Did I not tell you to shut the fuck up?
Sorry for the inconvenience, Erik, sir.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:21 PM
Can I be a pig fucker?
hmmm.....
welcome "Davide the pig fucker."
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:23 PM
Hah, not. Why would I want to be in your stupid club? Stupid.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:24 PM
ne... I'd join, but I'm only posting here because I'm bored. I don't come here anymore... =|
yeah, i figured as much....you should come more often...its a great way to pass time....seeing as you're suspended for nine days from school and all.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:26 PM
Yeah, and if I get expelled, I'll really need something to do.
exactly....so just post here more....hell, with nine days off, you could make 3000 posts and beat both the allied and the axis campaigns in BF1942
zilch
10-13-2003, 09:27 PM
lol lol lol - all this over fucking pigs...:)
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:28 PM
why aren't we talking on MSN? ... more posts!
i love this thread, we should let it grow!
mabey it could be another "Christmas" thread! :top:
zilch
10-13-2003, 09:29 PM
:top2: I"m liking the sounds of that
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:30 PM
Ho, ho, ho!
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LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:33 PM
how many posts until I get my own avatar?
500...lol....just get aaron to do it for you.
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by LoveLiesBleeding
how many posts until I get my own avatar?
200.
hmmm? its 200 now?
thats bullshit, i had to get 500!
eagle
10-13-2003, 09:39 PM
It's 500 - I'm pretty sure.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 09:39 PM
cool... I thought it was like 1000 or something.
scissorman, get the fuck out of my thread!
jesus, i already told you once.
eagle
10-13-2003, 09:42 PM
I didn't get in it, but I fuck pigs.
augie
10-13-2003, 09:43 PM
SCISSORMAN GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
Anyway...I puck figs!!!!!!!!!!1 <3!!!!!!1
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by scissorman
It's 500 - I'm pretty sure.
it is 200.
bitch, ill bust a fucking gat in yo ****a ass, you say my quote 1nce more, ill be forced to pop yo white cracka ass.
:) fuck off.
eagle
10-13-2003, 09:44 PM
It is 500.
p.s. I fuck pigs more than Zach does.
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by scissorman
It is 500.
arguing with an admin over requirements.
really intelligent.
eagle
10-13-2003, 09:46 PM
Why the hell are you an administrator?! I have more posts than you do!
Originally posted by Zmaster
arguing with an admin over requirements.
really intelligent.
i dont argue with you period oh mighty one.
augie
10-13-2003, 09:46 PM
i want scissor person to go to hell. :(
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by scissorman
Why the hell are you an administrator?! I have more posts than you do!
because, of course, postcount is what really matters.
eagle
10-13-2003, 09:47 PM
Why?
eagle
10-13-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Zmaster
because, of course, postcount is what really matters.
Um..yeah.
Abusiveelusive
10-13-2003, 09:47 PM
Yes yes, it is 200.
*Walks out*
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by scissorman
Why?
i'm good.
Originally posted by scissorman
Why the hell are you an administrator?! I have more posts than you do!
posts mean abso-fucking-nothing now FUCK OFF!
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 09:47 PM
next thing you want to look like an idiot about?
eagle
10-13-2003, 09:48 PM
I wasn't talking to you, was I? No, I don't think so.
jesus man, do you not take a hint?
zilch
10-13-2003, 09:51 PM
:( You guys are really harsh to him! He didn't do that much...did he?
melissa, please, stay cool, and hush up about defending him.....
he fucking said he "Fucks more pigs than Zach does"!!
he needs to die.
zilch
10-13-2003, 09:53 PM
ROFLMAO - I didn't catch that.
p.s. I'M STILL COOL ;)
:) uh huh.
but seriously, i fucking INVENTED saying that.
zilch
10-13-2003, 09:55 PM
lol - true, true
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:00 PM
I really really really really really like this thread, it always makes me smile, lol...
im glad
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i fuck pigs.
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Zach
i fuck pigs.
i was thinking about it, and thinking of your regional location and personal character....i admit i find the possibility of you actually partaking in this activity having a considerable likelyhood.
lol.... no, that would be WEST virginians....or kentucky folk....like david.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 10:11 PM
Raskolnikov, you need to re-evaluate.
LoveLiesBleeding
10-13-2003, 10:12 PM
You need to re-evaluate as well, Zach.
augie
10-13-2003, 10:12 PM
I PUCK FIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :humps:
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:14 PM
:lol:
*pucks breya's fig* :hump:
Jezebel
10-13-2003, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by LoveLiesBleeding
Brand New sucks.
Fucking pigs sucks. Trust me, I know.
Zach sucks.
Don't talk to him.
DIE
:) glad to see i have minions.
I love everyone except scissorman.
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:32 PM
I love everyone. :)
Jezebel
10-13-2003, 10:34 PM
aww group Hug!!!!!
:) i lurve you more wissa!
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:36 PM
stop lying zachers!!! i love you waaaaaaaay more! :)
lol, okok, we love each other...EVENLEY.
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:39 PM
....I guess I could settle for that. ;) lol
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:43 PM
yipeeeeee!
hey hey wissa, guess what?!
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:47 PM
whatie?
(do I know what you're going to say?)
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 10:51 PM
i do not fuck pigs.
Originally posted by Zmaster
i do not fuck pigs.
never said you did:top:
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Zach
I FUCK PIGS!!!!!!!!
SUPRISING :)
<3
zilch
10-13-2003, 10:55 PM
i :heart: you too zachie
zilch
10-13-2003, 11:01 PM
g'nite!!!!
<3
Exquisite Tears
10-13-2003, 11:01 PM
Awwwwwwwwww how sweet!! :bigsmile:
Exquisite Tears
10-13-2003, 11:02 PM
Night zilchy Sweet dreams! *hugs*
Jezebel
10-13-2003, 11:05 PM
Yea goodnight Zilch :D
i just hit myself in the nuts.:(
Exquisite Tears
10-13-2003, 11:26 PM
Awwww Im sorry Zach! :( Im sure that has to hurt :(
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Zach
i just hit myself in the nuts.:(
....with a pig.
actually, i dropped the (computer) mouse onto my crotch.
Zmaster
10-13-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Zach
actually, i dropped the (computer) mouse onto my crotch.
they make pigs the size of mice that connect to computers?
amazing.
lol. dont be an ass. you ass.
goodnight, good fight all.
Aztec
10-14-2003, 02:26 AM
And here I was thinking threads couldn't get any more retarded.
Originally posted by Zach
YAY!!!!
:D
Rennie poo can be the sexay techie.:)
the sexay what??
lmao can i be the pig that y'all fuck?? dave once said i had a nose like miss piggy :(
this thread is grand! do me a favor and dont let it die whilst im at school today. k?
yeah i dont know what came over me :/
ok i will translate kay:
da sexy wot?
lmao can i b da pig that you all fuck? dave once sed i 'ad a nose like miss piggy. innit kay
We'll try.
In honour of our fellow P.F's
zach what did you say i was?
Originally posted by Ren
yeah i dont know what came over me :/
ok i will translate kay:
da sexy wot?
lmao can i b da pig that you all fuck? dave once sed i 'ad a nose like miss piggy. innit kay
Yeah bruv!!!
lmao i knew you'd get dat trace!
ahh maa god im so fick!
they must 'av put somefing in me pie n mash!
Lol!!
Got sum chips from da chippy other day, tasted like crap i tell ya, went an' complained to 'arry I did! I werent pleased!
innit! i bet you frew a rite strop!
yeah and i was eating my pie n mash right and they go " 'ere you want liquor onit?" i mean i dont want fucking liquor! its minging!
people should use their loafs once in a while
feckin liquor! wot they on? Gimme sum lambrini an ur talkin!
nah trace you want white lightening innit.... thats the posh stuff right there!
oh and trace, liquor wiv your pie n mash aint nuffing to do wiv alochol, ahh maa god im so fick i can spell alchol!
yer aint it that green stuf?
wot a loada codswollop, da only liquor I want is dat 'ard stuf! vodka an lemonade, yeah bruv!
nah you want martini n lemonade, only true essex girls drink dat!
yer i fink its green stuff, proper ruff it is
Originally posted by Ren
the sexay what??
lmao can i be the pig that y'all fuck?? dave once said i had a nose like miss piggy :(
No pig of mine is going to sleep around!
Now get back into your sheep costume....
You do not look like a pig ok?!
you scarred me for life!
you were the reason lil wrote "miss piggy" on my rubber at school :(
Well she looks like Pat Sharp so dont take any notice of her
only in my head she does :/
hee!
Lol. I think I'm the one who should be scarred for life - I spent my glory years hanging around with Pat sharp and Miss Piggy!
:lmfao:
:(
hey dont forget becca!
thank you.
but i still got tripped up :(
and i remember that time in english when dave shouted out across the class "eugh lauren shave your armpits" when they wasnt hairy but it was a shadow off my shirt :(
i was a mockery!
Mr. Magill
10-14-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by LoveLiesBleeding
Zach, you're a disgrace.
Say's the person with the santa head avatar. :rolleyes:
Yeah, you're cool. :top2:
Well Dave's just pretty mean really! Punish him. Bite off his penis.
lmao! yeah and dip in chocolate and eat it mwhahaha
a highly riveting and divine snack while at the same time seeking revenge
Lol....look at all the big words!
:err:
Please dont eat my penis!!
Never thought i'd ever say that.......
Originally posted by Kay
Lol....look at all the big words!
yup i didnt get top marks in english GCSE and A level to sound stoopid!
As if u got top marks Sharon, me an u r fick shits!
innit!
maybe i got the scale the wrong way round :/ maybe i got an E but i dunno coz i cant read
ooh look at dat, i used a apostrofee, aint i cleva
OptimusxXxprimE
10-14-2003, 09:20 AM
why not, your cool enuff, and ive been looking to join something,might as well be this :)
kay u r gettin too cleva for me nah
so my original question i asked some 19 posts ago was:
What is a sexay techie?? :confused:
OptimusxXxprimE
10-14-2003, 09:52 AM
a cool nerd, a hip square, ya know, revenge of the nerds and all of that tomfoolery
im a nerd! ZACH HOW COULD YOU?!
:crying:
Originally posted by slimxxxreaper
a cool nerd, a hip square, ya know, revenge of the nerds and all of that tomfoolery
Lol@ your avatar..it has a funny story behind it fo me..bahaha
OptimusxXxprimE
10-14-2003, 10:03 AM
yes i jus thought it was the bees knees, also wroks when ppl ask me what i look like, and i tell em thats my actual pic jus to see what they say
Originally posted by Ren
whats the story?
Well Me and my bro went to rotten.com (I haven't been there for ages becuase it's sick :sick: ) and clicked on that pic (we didn't know what it was when we clicked)
Anyway, we both looked away before it came up, because we didn't know how disgusting it would be, and none of us would turn round to see what it was...so it was up there for about 10 minutes until Tay came round and we made him look! :D
...It's not even that bad!
OptimusxXxprimE
10-14-2003, 10:14 AM
rotflmao @ kay sitting with her back to the computer "maybe if we sneak up and surprise it, itll jus go away"
i have to say that that pic is mild compared to some of the shit on rotton.com! i havent been on there for ages either! lol do you remember the bible?
lmao is that the site where you saw that woman protracting faeces into another womans mouth?
i tried to hide the sickness of that image with posh words!
Ewww the bible! :X
My god that was not nice =/
OptimusxXxprimE
10-14-2003, 10:19 AM
the weightlifter that they put on a few weeks back is pretty bad, but the one that got me was the "german luau"
that was cool!
ha do you remember that picture of the mans face that was bitten off by the bear??
OptimusxXxprimE
10-14-2003, 10:21 AM
no, but i do remember the guy that had his face ripped off in a motorcycle accident
eww.
ooh there was the one with the bloke who had a chunk taken out of his leg by the shark
Zmaster
10-14-2003, 10:23 AM
................... :headbang: