You know him as that hilarious Jewish guy from VH1's I Love the (Fill in that decade) shows....and you know you laugh at the straight-faced humor. C'mon...when said by any other person besides Michael Ian Black, "I'm wearing a fanny pack...on my fanny!" is just a stupid joke. So, let's celebrate by using some of our favorite Michael Ian Black quotes, starting with mine!

"It's like pre-bondage for pre-teens." - Michael on the topic of the crazy slap-bracelet fad in the 90's.

"Hey! Tell Hal Sparks he's fuckin' funny! Okay, I will."